Ah yes, the old “I’m a giant dumb baby” gambit, well played mister presidump
U.S. STRIKES IRAN’S QESHM ISLAND -WSJ
November 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Ah yes, the old “I’m a giant dumb baby” gambit, well played mister presidump
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October 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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As your #presidump tries to privatize protected lands for personal gain, I’m once again reminded of an actually great president. #TrumpEffect #greed #corruption #Blues
October 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
As your #presidump tries to privatize protected lands for personal gain, I’m once again reminded of an actually great president. #TrumpEffect #greed #corruption #Blues
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Oh how I wish the PresiDump would be more like Mitch McConnell: shut up & smile. But, no. He has to speak his fairyland ideas and expect all to happen, then get cranky if they don’t come true. He’s a dithering, addled old man. Sadly for the world, he’s also Da Prez
Oh how I wish the PresiDump would be more like Mitch McConnell: shut up & smile. But, no. He has to speak his fairyland ideas and expect all to happen, then get cranky if they don’t come true. He’s a dithering, addled old man. Sadly for the world, he’s also Da Prez
U.S. and Denmark Reach Security Deal on Greenland, Trump Says (Gift Article)
The full contours of the deal were unclear, but Denmark and Greenland both indicated they expected an agreement to be signed soon.
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September 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Oh how I wish the PresiDump would be more like Mitch McConnell: shut up & smile. But, no. He has to speak his fairyland ideas and expect all to happen, then get cranky if they don’t come true. He’s a dithering, addled old man. Sadly for the world, he’s also Da Prez
Oh how I wish the PresiDump would be more like Mitch McConnell: shut up & smile. But, no. He has to speak his fairyland ideas and expect all to happen, then get cranky if they don’t come true. He’s a dithering, addled old man. Sadly for the world, he’s also Da Prez
The Pentagon is weighing a drastic plan to pull planes, ships, weapons and tens of thousands of U.S. troops from Europe, despite warnings from NATO allies about the growing threat of Russian aggression, sources say.
Trump administration weighs drastic cut to U.S. forces in Europe of 25,000 or more
The potentially drastic drawdown of 25,000 or more U.S. troops comes amid warnings from NATO allies about a growing threat posed by Russia.
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September 18, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Imagine your closest neighbour crossing the ocean rather than coming to you. That’s what #Trump has done as the #presidump of your country. #Blues
Here's a non-paywalled version of the reporting on Canada becoming a possible "associate member" of the EU. It suggests Canada is willing to agree free movement of people, which (if true) would mean that the EU would be willing to agree more internal market access.
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Carney pushes idea of making Canada 'associate member' of EU, WSJ reports
The EU is open to the idea, the Journal reported.
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September 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Imagine your closest neighbour crossing the ocean rather than coming to you. That’s what #Trump has done as the #presidump of your country. #Blues
Gotta bumper sticker that says "My dog is smarter than the presidump". You should get one.
September 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Gotta bumper sticker that says "My dog is smarter than the presidump". You should get one.
September 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
On behalf of Canada, I’ll just say that the #presidump is a joke, the #TradeWar is temporary inconvenience, and the Canadian people are willing to wait it out as we forever change our buying patterns leaving #Trump entirely on the hook for the coming economic crash. #Blues
Jon on Trump's Meme Assault on Canada & the Alternate Reality He's Constructed | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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September 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
On behalf of Canada, I’ll just say that the #presidump is a joke, the #TradeWar is temporary inconvenience, and the Canadian people are willing to wait it out as we forever change our buying patterns leaving #Trump entirely on the hook for the coming economic crash. #Blues
Where was #Trump on 9/11? Nowhere near #GroundZero. In fact he was being interviewed pretending to give a hot damn about construction workers to mug for attention. #Presidump #FakeNews #LyingLiar #Blues
Trump Falsely Suggests He Was Pulled from Ground Zero on 9/11
YouTube video by Mother Jones
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September 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Where was #Trump on 9/11? Nowhere near #GroundZero. In fact he was being interviewed pretending to give a hot damn about construction workers to mug for attention. #Presidump #FakeNews #LyingLiar #Blues
What legal grounds would be have to do this? Oh, right. American lawmakers, including the Supreme Court, decided the law doesn’t apply to #Trump. #presidump #Blues #TradeWar
Trump Warns Canadian Bombardier It Can’t Sell In The U.S. Unless It Builds Here
Canada’s retaliatory tariffs on hundreds of U.S. products is set to take effect Tuesday.
www.forbes.com
September 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
What legal grounds would be have to do this? Oh, right. American lawmakers, including the Supreme Court, decided the law doesn’t apply to #Trump. #presidump #Blues #TradeWar
LOL #Trump doesn’t mean that. It’s definitely the implication, but implications are too “smart” for the #presidump. #Blues
September 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
LOL #Trump doesn’t mean that. It’s definitely the implication, but implications are too “smart” for the #presidump. #Blues
That’s a pretty big list. And there is so much more to come. So long as a grifter is president, the corruption will only expand. #Blues #Presidump #Corruption
The 75 Most Corrupt Things Trump Did in 2026
So far.
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September 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
That’s a pretty big list. And there is so much more to come. So long as a grifter is president, the corruption will only expand. #Blues #Presidump #Corruption
And the MAGA maggots defaced her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That’s what #Trump does. #presidump #Blues
September 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
And the MAGA maggots defaced her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That’s what #Trump does. #presidump #Blues
Future archeologists may have a hard time characterizing our era because future generations may have scrubbed every bit of evidence of the orange fool. The archeologists will reconstruct names from fragments of writings.
They will come up with names like "Presidump Fuckwit the Incontinent".
They will come up with names like "Presidump Fuckwit the Incontinent".
September 1, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Future archeologists may have a hard time characterizing our era because future generations may have scrubbed every bit of evidence of the orange fool. The archeologists will reconstruct names from fragments of writings.
They will come up with names like "Presidump Fuckwit the Incontinent".
They will come up with names like "Presidump Fuckwit the Incontinent".
President Obama is and always has been and will always be a CLASS ACT. Presidump Frump couldn't be anything other than a sadistic, vicious, amoral POS. I do hope it's not too late to rid ourselves of the scourge he has put us through. VOTE BLUE! Realize your life depends on it!
August 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
President Obama is and always has been and will always be a CLASS ACT. Presidump Frump couldn't be anything other than a sadistic, vicious, amoral POS. I do hope it's not too late to rid ourselves of the scourge he has put us through. VOTE BLUE! Realize your life depends on it!
Fifty great states and one national circus. Seems apt. #Canada #Trade #Presidump #Trump #GOP #Republicans #Blues
August 29, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Fifty great states and one national circus. Seems apt. #Canada #Trade #Presidump #Trump #GOP #Republicans #Blues
Let’s clear up this headline, shall we? Canada has not poached anything. Academics are fleeing the USA in droves because the #presidump has made it a hostile place to work in science and/or reality. Canada just happens to be a welcoming, secure, nearby alternative. #Blues #Canada #Science
Canada poaches dozens of US academics as Trump administration tightens university funding | CNN
Forty-eight academics come from institutions in the US, including Harvard, Cornell, and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and from a range if disciplines.
www.cnn.com
August 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Let’s clear up this headline, shall we? Canada has not poached anything. Academics are fleeing the USA in droves because the #presidump has made it a hostile place to work in science and/or reality. Canada just happens to be a welcoming, secure, nearby alternative. #Blues #Canada #Science
August 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Carney should sign an executive order renaming President Donald Trump “Presidump Doofwad McFarts.” Big scroll. Fountain pen. Grave expression. Press conference.
August 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Carney should sign an executive order renaming President Donald Trump “Presidump Doofwad McFarts.” Big scroll. Fountain pen. Grave expression. Press conference.
I don’t want anyone to think that I didn’t spend ten minutes refining the name Presidump Doofwad McFarts. I am a goddamn professional.
August 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I don’t want anyone to think that I didn’t spend ten minutes refining the name Presidump Doofwad McFarts. I am a goddamn professional.
He’s so fixated on rebranding things. He should stick to things that affect him everyday. Let’s change Depends to Trumps. #DiaperChange #Presidump #Blues
August 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
He’s so fixated on rebranding things. He should stick to things that affect him everyday. Let’s change Depends to Trumps. #DiaperChange #Presidump #Blues
Big scrolling graphic on bottom third of all Canadian national TV. “BREAKING NEWS: DEATH OF PRESIDUMP DOOFWAD MCFARTS.”
It would be appropriately dignified.
It would be appropriately dignified.
August 27, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Big scrolling graphic on bottom third of all Canadian national TV. “BREAKING NEWS: DEATH OF PRESIDUMP DOOFWAD MCFARTS.”
It would be appropriately dignified.
It would be appropriately dignified.