My protest sign idea: Penguins Over Pretorians. Now I just need some sign board to execute.
April 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My protest sign idea: Penguins Over Pretorians. Now I just need some sign board to execute.
And on which side does Poland expect the Pretorians from Trump to fight? /s
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September 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
And on which side does Poland expect the Pretorians from Trump to fight? /s
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Expanding this idea by having the 95th Lasrifles regiment fighting alongside a regular Pretorians Guard unit, the South Hexis... I'll use the Pretorians with shako heads (if they become available separately). Ordered these metal Warlord Napoleonic officers to make some bumbling posh Pretorians.
August 8, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Expanding this idea by having the 95th Lasrifles regiment fighting alongside a regular Pretorians Guard unit, the South Hexis... I'll use the Pretorians with shako heads (if they become available separately). Ordered these metal Warlord Napoleonic officers to make some bumbling posh Pretorians.
I've seen this before, they will short change the pretorians in time and learn why private armies aren't safe...
Unfortunately seems likely that rather than change their ways, America’s CEOs will just hire private armies to protect them from the public they exploit. Every day we’re one step closer to living in a Neal Stephenson novel
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I've seen this before, they will short change the pretorians in time and learn why private armies aren't safe...
My all timer involves a UD officer getting mauled by a squirrel on video.
Both probably tell us a lot about the DNA of our erstwhile Pretorians.
Both probably tell us a lot about the DNA of our erstwhile Pretorians.
February 22, 2026 at 8:32 PM
My all timer involves a UD officer getting mauled by a squirrel on video.
Both probably tell us a lot about the DNA of our erstwhile Pretorians.
Both probably tell us a lot about the DNA of our erstwhile Pretorians.
check out my really deep new political allegory:
"the emperor's new gun" ~ if you point out that the emperor isn't actually holding a gun, his elite pretorians shoot you dead.
"the emperor's new gun" ~ if you point out that the emperor isn't actually holding a gun, his elite pretorians shoot you dead.
June 7, 2024 at 6:11 PM
check out my really deep new political allegory:
"the emperor's new gun" ~ if you point out that the emperor isn't actually holding a gun, his elite pretorians shoot you dead.
"the emperor's new gun" ~ if you point out that the emperor isn't actually holding a gun, his elite pretorians shoot you dead.
Gestapo
$400k per year per person for ICE Gestapo agents
Pretorians president army
$400k per year per person for ICE Gestapo agents
Pretorians president army
July 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Gestapo
$400k per year per person for ICE Gestapo agents
Pretorians president army
$400k per year per person for ICE Gestapo agents
Pretorians president army
lol unclewolf lost one of his faithful pretorians.
September 9, 2026 at 10:09 AM
lol unclewolf lost one of his faithful pretorians.
Bonus points for Last Chancers, Pretorians and Tanith 1st and only!
Deductions for too many arms!
Deductions for too many arms!
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Bonus points for Last Chancers, Pretorians and Tanith 1st and only!
Deductions for too many arms!
Deductions for too many arms!
This was not an American dude. They are infiltrating foreign actors into their ranks now, mercenaries and such. And they are using our tax dollars to do it. Funding PRETORIANS, loyal only to the REGIME.
September 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This was not an American dude. They are infiltrating foreign actors into their ranks now, mercenaries and such. And they are using our tax dollars to do it. Funding PRETORIANS, loyal only to the REGIME.
I'm pleased to see these kinds of designs out there in the world. I remember when the Pretorians came out.
July 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I'm pleased to see these kinds of designs out there in the world. I remember when the Pretorians came out.
“Pretorians? How is he going to kill a fucking pretorian if those are always with the emperor you idiot?!”
“Do you think the emperor is his master now!?”
“The emperor has better things to do than travel to Thrace for a fucking slave.”
“Do you think the emperor is his master now!?”
“The emperor has better things to do than travel to Thrace for a fucking slave.”
October 18, 2024 at 9:31 AM
“Pretorians? How is he going to kill a fucking pretorian if those are always with the emperor you idiot?!”
“Do you think the emperor is his master now!?”
“The emperor has better things to do than travel to Thrace for a fucking slave.”
“Do you think the emperor is his master now!?”
“The emperor has better things to do than travel to Thrace for a fucking slave.”
At least, that would be the usual.
Megumi had been sketching at his usual spot for a good while when the continuous talking of the gladiators started to bother him.
“I’ve heard he’s a war prisoner from Thrace.”
“I’ve heard he killed three pretorians on his way to Rome.”
Megumi had been sketching at his usual spot for a good while when the continuous talking of the gladiators started to bother him.
“I’ve heard he’s a war prisoner from Thrace.”
“I’ve heard he killed three pretorians on his way to Rome.”
October 18, 2024 at 9:31 AM
At least, that would be the usual.
Megumi had been sketching at his usual spot for a good while when the continuous talking of the gladiators started to bother him.
“I’ve heard he’s a war prisoner from Thrace.”
“I’ve heard he killed three pretorians on his way to Rome.”
Megumi had been sketching at his usual spot for a good while when the continuous talking of the gladiators started to bother him.
“I’ve heard he’s a war prisoner from Thrace.”
“I’ve heard he killed three pretorians on his way to Rome.”
I believe the military calls this an ‘urban exercise’ and it’s pretty clear what this is training for. Today the target is ‘undocumented civilians’ tomorrow, who knows? What’s important to note is that this is a force devoted to the Caesar, they are pretorians, created to protect the plutocracy.
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I believe the military calls this an ‘urban exercise’ and it’s pretty clear what this is training for. Today the target is ‘undocumented civilians’ tomorrow, who knows? What’s important to note is that this is a force devoted to the Caesar, they are pretorians, created to protect the plutocracy.
Rusagro owner and CEO arrested for praising Putin
Putin approved
Oligarchy shifting with reallocation of money to the new violent pretorians
More to come
#russiacollapse
Putin approved
Oligarchy shifting with reallocation of money to the new violent pretorians
More to come
#russiacollapse
@insiderussia
Ep 3-30-2025 🙄🇷🇺
First Russian Oligarchs Arrested At Putin's Order: This Is The Start Of Oligarchs' Purge
www.youtube.com/live/Buu8sq3...
#ukraine #russia #economy #russiaiscollapsing
Ep 3-30-2025 🙄🇷🇺
First Russian Oligarchs Arrested At Putin's Order: This Is The Start Of Oligarchs' Purge
www.youtube.com/live/Buu8sq3...
#ukraine #russia #economy #russiaiscollapsing
First Russian Oligarchs Arrested At Putin's Order: This Is The Start Of Oligarchs' Purge
YouTube video by INSIDE RUSSIA
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March 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Rusagro owner and CEO arrested for praising Putin
Putin approved
Oligarchy shifting with reallocation of money to the new violent pretorians
More to come
#russiacollapse
Putin approved
Oligarchy shifting with reallocation of money to the new violent pretorians
More to come
#russiacollapse
The SS are Trump loyal, not shining hero paladins. They are pretorians, not guardians of the republic. Same with soldiers but more.
January 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The SS are Trump loyal, not shining hero paladins. They are pretorians, not guardians of the republic. Same with soldiers but more.
I love the different Imperial Guard regiments!
It's just unfortunate that so many of them would attract the absolute worst people in the fanbase if they were model lines today.
Pretorians I'm looking at you.
It's just unfortunate that so many of them would attract the absolute worst people in the fanbase if they were model lines today.
Pretorians I'm looking at you.
February 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I love the different Imperial Guard regiments!
It's just unfortunate that so many of them would attract the absolute worst people in the fanbase if they were model lines today.
Pretorians I'm looking at you.
It's just unfortunate that so many of them would attract the absolute worst people in the fanbase if they were model lines today.
Pretorians I'm looking at you.
Space Pretorians! 🔥🔥🔥
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Space Pretorians! 🔥🔥🔥
- Age of Empires 2
- Pharaoh
- Imperial Glory
- Pretorians
- Assassin’s Creed 1 i 2
- Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag
- Arkham Knight
- Red Dead Redemption 2
- Kingdom Come: Deliverance
- Battlefleet Gothic
- Pharaoh
- Imperial Glory
- Pretorians
- Assassin’s Creed 1 i 2
- Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag
- Arkham Knight
- Red Dead Redemption 2
- Kingdom Come: Deliverance
- Battlefleet Gothic
April 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
- Age of Empires 2
- Pharaoh
- Imperial Glory
- Pretorians
- Assassin’s Creed 1 i 2
- Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag
- Arkham Knight
- Red Dead Redemption 2
- Kingdom Come: Deliverance
- Battlefleet Gothic
- Pharaoh
- Imperial Glory
- Pretorians
- Assassin’s Creed 1 i 2
- Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag
- Arkham Knight
- Red Dead Redemption 2
- Kingdom Come: Deliverance
- Battlefleet Gothic
Week 6 has us watching a classic genre Sword & Sorcery for the #zombiesteve52. With so many options it will be interesting to see what you watch.
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Week 6 has us watching a classic genre Sword & Sorcery for the #zombiesteve52. With so many options it will be interesting to see what you watch.
Upgrading the pretorians...This is me playing Civilization!
January 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Upgrading the pretorians...This is me playing Civilization!
The President of the United States has been quietly sidelined by a clique of warmongering pretorians, religious fanatics and corrupt profiteers, who wage wars, undo alliances and manipulate markets.
A Lower Empire scenario.
A Lower Empire scenario.
Oh, my god
March 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The President of the United States has been quietly sidelined by a clique of warmongering pretorians, religious fanatics and corrupt profiteers, who wage wars, undo alliances and manipulate markets.
A Lower Empire scenario.
A Lower Empire scenario.
Yeah because they are funding ICE to be pretorians…
August 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Yeah because they are funding ICE to be pretorians…
Helps to be the emperor and have like, pretorians and legions, but sure.
July 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Helps to be the emperor and have like, pretorians and legions, but sure.