Jaz & Tyst pretzel
November 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Jaz & Tyst pretzel
Ever fucked a pretzel? 🥨
November 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Ever fucked a pretzel? 🥨
November 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
love a chocolate covered pretzel
November 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
love a chocolate covered pretzel
Wow that is some pretzel shaped logic
November 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Wow that is some pretzel shaped logic
I baked a loaf of sourdough pretzel-crust bread this afternoon. The recipe came about because I’d planned to make pretzels but got lazy at the last minute. 😂 The loaf is made with spelt, white whole wheat, and bread flour. It’s fairly simple, but a crowd-pleaser. 😋
November 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I baked a loaf of sourdough pretzel-crust bread this afternoon. The recipe came about because I’d planned to make pretzels but got lazy at the last minute. 😂 The loaf is made with spelt, white whole wheat, and bread flour. It’s fairly simple, but a crowd-pleaser. 😋
kinda surprised zenos actually would fit in his grave i figured they wouldve folded his ass up like a pretzel
November 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
kinda surprised zenos actually would fit in his grave i figured they wouldve folded his ass up like a pretzel
All sandwiches on brioche buns will be replaced with pretzel buns
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
All sandwiches on brioche buns will be replaced with pretzel buns
El fomazo que me está dando porque hasta mañana no puedo ir a recoger el Zelda
Hardpretzel Hard Pretzel
ALT: Hardpretzel Hard Pretzel
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November 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
El fomazo que me está dando porque hasta mañana no puedo ir a recoger el Zelda
wish i was getting folded like a pretzel and fucked stupid not whatever this is
November 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
wish i was getting folded like a pretzel and fucked stupid not whatever this is
They turned me into a pretzel 🥨
November 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
They turned me into a pretzel 🥨
The amount of times I un-pretzel and re-pretzel myself while sitting at my desk at work is kind of amusing.
I also have a standing desk but I can't stand while doing certain tasks because my brain doesn't lock in lol.
I also have a standing desk but I can't stand while doing certain tasks because my brain doesn't lock in lol.
November 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The amount of times I un-pretzel and re-pretzel myself while sitting at my desk at work is kind of amusing.
I also have a standing desk but I can't stand while doing certain tasks because my brain doesn't lock in lol.
I also have a standing desk but I can't stand while doing certain tasks because my brain doesn't lock in lol.
I would do anything if you offered me a chocolate covered pretzel about it tbh
November 9, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I would do anything if you offered me a chocolate covered pretzel about it tbh
Babe what's wrong? You barely touched your eldritch pretzel
November 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Babe what's wrong? You barely touched your eldritch pretzel
More pretzel action.
November 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
More pretzel action.
I did something really naughty tonight. Kraft mac n cheese filled, pretzel stromboli.
November 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I did something really naughty tonight. Kraft mac n cheese filled, pretzel stromboli.
(And I can’t believe it’s working on so many of yall)
Hardpretzel Hard Pretzel
ALT: Hardpretzel Hard Pretzel
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November 7, 2026 at 8:34 AM
(And I can’t believe it’s working on so many of yall)
Happy caturday!
Have a little goofball.
Have a little goofball.
November 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Happy caturday!
Have a little goofball.
Have a little goofball.
Puzenator showing his imitation of a pretzel.
November 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Puzenator showing his imitation of a pretzel.
Damn. Now I want a burger with a pretzel bun today
November 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Damn. Now I want a burger with a pretzel bun today