And now my fridge is a therapist too—“Hey, you’ve been snacking on regret again.” Fuck that, I just want a cold beer. 🤬🍺 If my toaster starts giving me career advice, I’m out. #TechTakeover #PrivacySucks

Seriously, our toilets are now trying to be life coaches—“you’ve been sitting too long, buddy.” Fuck that, I just want to poop in peace. 🚽💀 Next they'll charge us for the water we waste in their data‑drain. #PrivacySucks