And a promotion.👇
September 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
And a promotion.👇
I’ve been approved for tenure and promotion to Associate Professor!
April 24, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I’ve been approved for tenure and promotion to Associate Professor!
Election nights don’t get this much promotion.
December 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Election nights don’t get this much promotion.
Promotion with googly eyes
February 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Promotion with googly eyes
Cop Who Shot Unarmed Black Man Let Off With A Promotion https://theonion.com/cop-who-shot-unarmed-black-man-let-off-with-a-promotion-1828002782/
February 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Cop Who Shot Unarmed Black Man Let Off With A Promotion https://theonion.com/cop-who-shot-unarmed-black-man-let-off-with-a-promotion-1828002782/
Shameless self promotion...
September 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Shameless self promotion...
This marketer deserves a promotion.
July 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This marketer deserves a promotion.
Friday is stock promotion day .
April 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Friday is stock promotion day .
Promotion for Sera and Lili plushies (Campaign Ended)
January 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Promotion for Sera and Lili plushies (Campaign Ended)
Jon Stewart roasts CNN for their nonstop promotion of the Biden book.
May 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Jon Stewart roasts CNN for their nonstop promotion of the Biden book.
Sisyphus but every day he unsubscribes from marketing and promotion emails.
March 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Sisyphus but every day he unsubscribes from marketing and promotion emails.
Promotion: Denied
September 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Promotion: Denied
Someone wants a promotion.
REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
www.texasobserver.org
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Someone wants a promotion.
promotion secured
September 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
promotion secured
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
theonion.com
September 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
kevin gets a promotion
April 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
kevin gets a promotion
General Mills withe the well-timed JUMBO RAINBOWS promotion. #pride2025 #subtle
June 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
General Mills withe the well-timed JUMBO RAINBOWS promotion. #pride2025 #subtle
Facebook suppressed promotion of political content during a Democratic administration and is restoring it for a Republican one
More from Zuck: "We're bringing back civic content. For a while the community asked to see less politics because it was making people stressed, so we stopped recommending these posts. But it feels like we're in a new era now..."
January 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Facebook suppressed promotion of political content during a Democratic administration and is restoring it for a Republican one
Had my final test for my sous chef promotion today and I passed!!!!
September 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Had my final test for my sous chef promotion today and I passed!!!!
Happy promotion to full professor day to all who celebrate!
March 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happy promotion to full professor day to all who celebrate!
Felony charge and termination or promotion?
August 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Felony charge and termination or promotion?
September 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM