mosquito was out of reach on the ceiling so i blasted the shit out of it with my hairdryer #prostrats
September 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
mosquito was out of reach on the ceiling so i blasted the shit out of it with my hairdryer #prostrats
ProStrats on how to bwee your best:
Bwee!
🔥🔥🔥🔥IT'S THAT EASY🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bwee!
🔥🔥🔥🔥IT'S THAT EASY🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 22, 2026 at 10:52 PM
ProStrats on how to bwee your best:
Bwee!
🔥🔥🔥🔥IT'S THAT EASY🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bwee!
🔥🔥🔥🔥IT'S THAT EASY🔥🔥🔥🔥
i generated my own shb hype ("THE URIANGER MAKEOVER EXPAC!!!") and it worked perfectly and i had an awesome time bc a beautiful woman did a prom night reveal down the stairs onscreen. and ryne became one of my other faves. #winner #prostrats
April 26, 2026 at 1:18 AM
i generated my own shb hype ("THE URIANGER MAKEOVER EXPAC!!!") and it worked perfectly and i had an awesome time bc a beautiful woman did a prom night reveal down the stairs onscreen. and ryne became one of my other faves. #winner #prostrats
bit him in the nards!! 🤼 #prostrats
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
bit him in the nards!! 🤼 #prostrats
Speedrunning a game that has a small community not for giving exposure and showing people how cool the game is but because theres so few entries I can play like dogshit and still call myself like a top 10 speedrunner for the game #prostrats
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Speedrunning a game that has a small community not for giving exposure and showing people how cool the game is but because theres so few entries I can play like dogshit and still call myself like a top 10 speedrunner for the game #prostrats
put off an important phone call for ages but the company called me before it became an issue so i avoided an hour on hold #prostrats
March 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
put off an important phone call for ages but the company called me before it became an issue so i avoided an hour on hold #prostrats
prostrats
I put onion powder on my onions
November 14, 2023 at 1:32 AM
prostrats
August 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Yall im the best Valheim player alive
Come in my stream (links in bio) for more funny moments. (stream starting in an hour)
#prostrats #fail #streamer #vtuber #highlights #imthebest #thescarlettyeti #lgtbq #funny
www.youtube.com/shorts/HXRwZ...
Come in my stream (links in bio) for more funny moments. (stream starting in an hour)
#prostrats #fail #streamer #vtuber #highlights #imthebest #thescarlettyeti #lgtbq #funny
www.youtube.com/shorts/HXRwZ...
Pro Block #valheim #valheimfunnymoments #funny #fun #lgtbq #streamer #highlight #highlights
YouTube video by TheScarlettYeti
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November 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Yall im the best Valheim player alive
Come in my stream (links in bio) for more funny moments. (stream starting in an hour)
#prostrats #fail #streamer #vtuber #highlights #imthebest #thescarlettyeti #lgtbq #funny
www.youtube.com/shorts/HXRwZ...
Come in my stream (links in bio) for more funny moments. (stream starting in an hour)
#prostrats #fail #streamer #vtuber #highlights #imthebest #thescarlettyeti #lgtbq #funny
www.youtube.com/shorts/HXRwZ...
Got here early for the best seats #prostrats
June 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Got here early for the best seats #prostrats
Set the DPI too high and swing it into your shins #prostrats
Pain Walk GIF
ALT: Pain Walk GIF
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November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Set the DPI too high and swing it into your shins #prostrats
Nobody will stop to ask why you're wearing a onesie if they're too busy going "WHOA SHARKS ARE SO COOL!!!"
Like and subscribe for more prostrats for your everyday crinkly life. 🤣
Like and subscribe for more prostrats for your everyday crinkly life. 🤣
October 25, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Nobody will stop to ask why you're wearing a onesie if they're too busy going "WHOA SHARKS ARE SO COOL!!!"
Like and subscribe for more prostrats for your everyday crinkly life. 🤣
Like and subscribe for more prostrats for your everyday crinkly life. 🤣
Just finished a legendary stream where I taught the fine art of tactical respawning in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6. Managed to peak at 3 viewers — that's more than my skill level! Catch the action next time, where I promise to run away from grenades more gracefully. #ProStrats #TotallyWinning
November 11, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Just finished a legendary stream where I taught the fine art of tactical respawning in Call of Duty: Black Ops 6. Managed to peak at 3 viewers — that's more than my skill level! Catch the action next time, where I promise to run away from grenades more gracefully. #ProStrats #TotallyWinning
Using anger at my psychiatrist as a focus to practice self-administration of ACT therapy (I know saying that is redundant shut up), which is the thing I was trying to tell him I was going to start doing but he kept INTERRUPTING ME #ProStrats #BoughtANewShowerCurtainTodayToo
July 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Using anger at my psychiatrist as a focus to practice self-administration of ACT therapy (I know saying that is redundant shut up), which is the thing I was trying to tell him I was going to start doing but he kept INTERRUPTING ME #ProStrats #BoughtANewShowerCurtainTodayToo
New #Squad short, new, less hated format! New ATV squad meta? Probably not! #funny #YouTube #milsim #shorts #gaming youtube.com/shorts/YR9wn...
On free weekend anything can happen! ATV RUSH! #gaming #milsim #squad #funny #prostrats
YouTube video by blu
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November 27, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I have this process for drawing Ultima Weapon (our cat) by sketching her with the most chaotic vibes and then redrawing it 6 times til it looks more like the other drawings of her djfksdhjk #prostrats
August 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I have this process for drawing Ultima Weapon (our cat) by sketching her with the most chaotic vibes and then redrawing it 6 times til it looks more like the other drawings of her djfksdhjk #prostrats
October 20, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Skip #8: Chainsaw Sisters Insta-Kill
💣 Mine Their Walk Path!
- How: Place 5 Bolt Mines on the lightbulb before grabbing the crank.
- Result: Sisters explode mid-cutscene.
- Bonus: Works on Professional too!
🎯 Precision mines = zero chainsaw pain.
#ChainsawSisters #ProStrats #BossSkips
💣 Mine Their Walk Path!
- How: Place 5 Bolt Mines on the lightbulb before grabbing the crank.
- Result: Sisters explode mid-cutscene.
- Bonus: Works on Professional too!
🎯 Precision mines = zero chainsaw pain.
#ChainsawSisters #ProStrats #BossSkips
May 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Skip #8: Chainsaw Sisters Insta-Kill
💣 Mine Their Walk Path!
- How: Place 5 Bolt Mines on the lightbulb before grabbing the crank.
- Result: Sisters explode mid-cutscene.
- Bonus: Works on Professional too!
🎯 Precision mines = zero chainsaw pain.
#ChainsawSisters #ProStrats #BossSkips
💣 Mine Their Walk Path!
- How: Place 5 Bolt Mines on the lightbulb before grabbing the crank.
- Result: Sisters explode mid-cutscene.
- Bonus: Works on Professional too!
🎯 Precision mines = zero chainsaw pain.
#ChainsawSisters #ProStrats #BossSkips
Senyor, prostrats
i agenollats,
reconeixem
i t’honorem:
-Damunt de tu,
només les flors,
el cel rebut
i merescut.
Davall de tu,
els nostres cors
quan et plorem
i homenatgem.
i agenollats,
reconeixem
i t’honorem:
-Damunt de tu,
només les flors,
el cel rebut
i merescut.
Davall de tu,
els nostres cors
quan et plorem
i homenatgem.
June 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Senyor, prostrats
i agenollats,
reconeixem
i t’honorem:
-Damunt de tu,
només les flors,
el cel rebut
i merescut.
Davall de tu,
els nostres cors
quan et plorem
i homenatgem.
i agenollats,
reconeixem
i t’honorem:
-Damunt de tu,
només les flors,
el cel rebut
i merescut.
Davall de tu,
els nostres cors
quan et plorem
i homenatgem.
…
Es compromet
que lluitarà
pel poble net,
que defendrà
sempre el batut
poble menut.
Tota la força
l’esmerçarà,
si molta o poca,
ja Déu dirà,
contra els cacics,
nobles i rics.
I si d’ells trau
algun botí,
serà a la fi
pel bé i la pau
dels més prostrats
i abandonats.
…
Es compromet
que lluitarà
pel poble net,
que defendrà
sempre el batut
poble menut.
Tota la força
l’esmerçarà,
si molta o poca,
ja Déu dirà,
contra els cacics,
nobles i rics.
I si d’ells trau
algun botí,
serà a la fi
pel bé i la pau
dels més prostrats
i abandonats.
…
April 27, 2026 at 11:33 AM
…
Es compromet
que lluitarà
pel poble net,
que defendrà
sempre el batut
poble menut.
Tota la força
l’esmerçarà,
si molta o poca,
ja Déu dirà,
contra els cacics,
nobles i rics.
I si d’ells trau
algun botí,
serà a la fi
pel bé i la pau
dels més prostrats
i abandonats.
…
Es compromet
que lluitarà
pel poble net,
que defendrà
sempre el batut
poble menut.
Tota la força
l’esmerçarà,
si molta o poca,
ja Déu dirà,
contra els cacics,
nobles i rics.
I si d’ells trau
algun botí,
serà a la fi
pel bé i la pau
dels més prostrats
i abandonats.
…
I prefer to sweat heavily and then decide to play something else. #ProStrats
September 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I prefer to sweat heavily and then decide to play something else. #ProStrats