Protip: If someone is enjoying a nice meal, let them do so without shitting all over it
March 22, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Protip: If someone is enjoying a nice meal, let them do so without shitting all over it
Protip:
Iron your tapestries.
Iron your tapestries.
September 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Protip:
Iron your tapestries.
Iron your tapestries.
I am not convinced that I'm very far down the 'spectrum', but boy does this resonate with me.
September 22, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Protip:
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
September 27, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Protip:
protip: girls love it when you do this
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
protip: girls love it when you do this
protip: get off 4chan
September 10, 2024 at 3:55 PM
protip: get off 4chan
ProTip. Don’t photograph yourself at a protest.
Take a picture of yourself at the No Kings rally.
Print it.
Put it in a frame.
Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 
Print it.
Put it in a frame.
Your grandchildren will speak about you for generations to come. You took a stand against fascism. You stood up for democracy. 
October 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
ProTip. Don’t photograph yourself at a protest.
protip for executives of weissison corp: you do not put this kind of thing in writing
June 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
protip for executives of weissison corp: you do not put this kind of thing in writing
Disaster Mitigation Protip:
When considering a message of contrition and promise to get help after your drunken bigoted tirade, check to see whether your handle is “TastyBrew1976”
When considering a message of contrition and promise to get help after your drunken bigoted tirade, check to see whether your handle is “TastyBrew1976”
The son of a Republican senator drunkenly hurled antisemitic insults at a Republican House member inside a Capitol Hill watering hole. www.notus.org/congress/wil...
May 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Disaster Mitigation Protip:
When considering a message of contrition and promise to get help after your drunken bigoted tirade, check to see whether your handle is “TastyBrew1976”
When considering a message of contrition and promise to get help after your drunken bigoted tirade, check to see whether your handle is “TastyBrew1976”
protip: ask every redhead in the club if they’re chappell roan
May 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
protip: ask every redhead in the club if they’re chappell roan
PROTIP, everyone!
Did you know: the Hyundai Elantra is perfectly sized to fit one (1) quarter height nuclear fuel assembly in its trunk?
July 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
PROTIP, everyone!
life protip: transsexuality may be for you!
September 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
life protip: transsexuality may be for you!
PROTIP: double-tap to react with a torrent of cum
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
PROTIP: double-tap to react with a torrent of cum