Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves https://theonion.com/dad-stuns-family-with-proclamation-he-believes-in-werewolves/
August 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves https://theonion.com/dad-stuns-family-with-proclamation-he-believes-in-werewolves/
The Pedofuhrer has issued a proclamation about the price oil.
September 18, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The Pedofuhrer has issued a proclamation about the price oil.
Governor Tim Walz made Black History Month a state proclamation to protect it.
February 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Governor Tim Walz made Black History Month a state proclamation to protect it.
The federal register says he signed that shit. www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/...
March 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The federal register says he signed that shit. www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/...
President Biden announced a proclamation to help rebuild the Amazon rainforest in Brazil.
Bravo!
Bravo!
November 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM
President Biden announced a proclamation to help rebuild the Amazon rainforest in Brazil.
Bravo!
Bravo!
Guy who claims that some of Biden’s pardons are void because they were signed by “autopen” says that he didn’t sign a proclamation invoking the Alien Enemies Act, a statute that specifically requires a proclamation BY THE PRESIDENT
March 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Guy who claims that some of Biden’s pardons are void because they were signed by “autopen” says that he didn’t sign a proclamation invoking the Alien Enemies Act, a statute that specifically requires a proclamation BY THE PRESIDENT
They’re all still criminals, just like the man who gave them clemency.
GRANTING PARDONS AND COMMUTATION OF SENTENCES FOR CERTAIN OFFENSES RELATING TO THE EVENTS AT OR NEAR THE UNITED STATES CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6, 2021 – The White House
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION This proclamation ends a grave national injustice that has been perpetrated upon the
www.whitehouse.gov
January 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They’re all still criminals, just like the man who gave them clemency.
This is genius.
Illinois Governor Epically Trolls Trump's 'Gulf Of America' Proclamation In Hilarious Video
Brilliant 🤣
www.comicsands.com
February 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is genius.
Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry
August 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry
California's proclamation marking today, January 30th, as Fred Korematsu Day:
www.gov.ca.gov/2026/01/30/g...
www.gov.ca.gov/2026/01/30/g...
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
California's proclamation marking today, January 30th, as Fred Korematsu Day:
www.gov.ca.gov/2026/01/30/g...
www.gov.ca.gov/2026/01/30/g...
You’ve misread the presidential proclamation. It’s “Blacks for Trump” Month. You’re welcome
February 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You’ve misread the presidential proclamation. It’s “Blacks for Trump” Month. You’re welcome
U.S. District Judge Boasberg has issued a 14-day injunction blocking Trump invocation of the Alien Enemies Act from taking effect and ordered planes already in the air carrying noncitizens under the proclamation to be turned around.
Federal Judge Blocks Trump's Alien Enemies Act Proclamation
This is a stunning loss for the Administration.
meidasnews.com
March 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
U.S. District Judge Boasberg has issued a 14-day injunction blocking Trump invocation of the Alien Enemies Act from taking effect and ordered planes already in the air carrying noncitizens under the proclamation to be turned around.
NEW: Federal judge appointed by Trump rules that Trump's AEA proclamation is "unlawful."
The final judgment blocks Trump's March 14 Alien Enemies Act proclamation from being used to deport anyone from southern Texas.
The final judgment blocks Trump's March 14 Alien Enemies Act proclamation from being used to deport anyone from southern Texas.
Federal judge appointed by Trump rules that Trump's AEA proclamation is "unlawful"
The final judgment blocks Trump's March 14 Alien Enemies Act proclamation from being used to deport anyone from southern Texas.
www.lawdork.com
May 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
NEW: Federal judge appointed by Trump rules that Trump's AEA proclamation is "unlawful."
The final judgment blocks Trump's March 14 Alien Enemies Act proclamation from being used to deport anyone from southern Texas.
The final judgment blocks Trump's March 14 Alien Enemies Act proclamation from being used to deport anyone from southern Texas.
Trump has rescinded a proclamation that established the Chuckwalla National Monument and the Sáttítla National Monument in California.
March 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump has rescinded a proclamation that established the Chuckwalla National Monument and the Sáttítla National Monument in California.
“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”
Every Republican who goes on the Sunday shows tomorrow should be pressed to denounce this illegal and authoritarian proclamation from the president. And none of this "I didn't read the tweet" bullshit.
July 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Every Republican who goes on the Sunday shows tomorrow should be pressed to denounce this illegal and authoritarian proclamation from the president. And none of this "I didn't read the tweet" bullshit.
Proclamation of the Imperium - 1
2022
2022
October 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Proclamation of the Imperium - 1
2022
2022
Maryland once served as the capital of our country at a time where American Indians were forced into the margins of our society.
Today, American Indians help our communities thrive in a way we could have never imagined.
Today, American Indians help our communities thrive in a way we could have never imagined.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Maryland once served as the capital of our country at a time where American Indians were forced into the margins of our society.
Today, American Indians help our communities thrive in a way we could have never imagined.
Today, American Indians help our communities thrive in a way we could have never imagined.
Judge Paul Friedman on Trump proclamation Jan 6 prosecutions were grave injustice:
“There has been no 'grave national injustice.' And just because the proclamation was signed by the President does not transform up into down or down into up as if peering through the glass in 'Alice in Wonderland.'"
“There has been no 'grave national injustice.' And just because the proclamation was signed by the President does not transform up into down or down into up as if peering through the glass in 'Alice in Wonderland.'"
February 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Judge Paul Friedman on Trump proclamation Jan 6 prosecutions were grave injustice:
“There has been no 'grave national injustice.' And just because the proclamation was signed by the President does not transform up into down or down into up as if peering through the glass in 'Alice in Wonderland.'"
“There has been no 'grave national injustice.' And just because the proclamation was signed by the President does not transform up into down or down into up as if peering through the glass in 'Alice in Wonderland.'"
White people Emancipation Proclamation
April 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
White people Emancipation Proclamation
NEW: Judge Boasberg calls a 4 p.m. hearing today and directs the government to be ready to answer the following questions posed by petitioners about the Venezuelan deportations www.courtlistener.com/docket/69741...
March 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
NEW: Judge Boasberg calls a 4 p.m. hearing today and directs the government to be ready to answer the following questions posed by petitioners about the Venezuelan deportations www.courtlistener.com/docket/69741...
BREAKING:
Trump's Alien Enemies Act Proclamation is "unlawful," a federal judge in Texas ruled.
That judge was appointed by Trump.
Ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Background www.allrisenews.com/p/aea-inquis...
Trump's Alien Enemies Act Proclamation is "unlawful," a federal judge in Texas ruled.
That judge was appointed by Trump.
Ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Background www.allrisenews.com/p/aea-inquis...
May 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
BREAKING:
Trump's Alien Enemies Act Proclamation is "unlawful," a federal judge in Texas ruled.
That judge was appointed by Trump.
Ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Background www.allrisenews.com/p/aea-inquis...
Trump's Alien Enemies Act Proclamation is "unlawful," a federal judge in Texas ruled.
That judge was appointed by Trump.
Ruling: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Background www.allrisenews.com/p/aea-inquis...
On June 19, 1865, more than two years after the Emancipation Proclamation, enslaved people in Texas finally learned they were free when Union troops arrived in Galveston to enforce emancipation.
June 19, 2026 at 2:15 PM
On June 19, 1865, more than two years after the Emancipation Proclamation, enslaved people in Texas finally learned they were free when Union troops arrived in Galveston to enforce emancipation.
Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
PROCLAMATION
June 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
PROCLAMATION