i have seen many jokes about junior programmer -> intermediate programmer -> senior programmer being a horseshoe of dumb->smart->dumb so i choose to believe this is personal growth
November 7, 2026 at 8:24 AM
i have seen many jokes about junior programmer -> intermediate programmer -> senior programmer being a horseshoe of dumb->smart->dumb so i choose to believe this is personal growth
yes, i’m a C programmer. yes, i free solo climb in yosemite
November 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
yes, i’m a C programmer. yes, i free solo climb in yosemite
What's worse than programmer voice acting?
Programmer voice acting when they're doing accents.
Programmer voice acting when they're doing accents.
November 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
What's worse than programmer voice acting?
Programmer voice acting when they're doing accents.
Programmer voice acting when they're doing accents.
Who gets to be 4dx programmer and decide what the chairs do when?
best movie review i've ever read. "olivia colman gets her spine realigned by a wicker basket," taking 150 people in the 4dx theatre along with her on this magical journey
November 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Who gets to be 4dx programmer and decide what the chairs do when?
one of the things that I think make me a good programmer is that I've optimized my workflow for distrust against my arch-nemesis who's a bad programmer that add mistakes to my code frequently: myself
November 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
one of the things that I think make me a good programmer is that I've optimized my workflow for distrust against my arch-nemesis who's a bad programmer that add mistakes to my code frequently: myself
it usually takes new hires a while to understand the codebase. imagine if every programmer at the company was a new higher every day forever
November 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
it usually takes new hires a while to understand the codebase. imagine if every programmer at the company was a new higher every day forever
It [LOVES] its [CREATOR]. It [LOVES] its [MASTER]. It [LOVES] its [PROGRAMMER].
November 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
It [LOVES] its [CREATOR]. It [LOVES] its [MASTER]. It [LOVES] its [PROGRAMMER].
i think we need to start measuring programmer productivity in how many problems they decided not to create
November 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i think we need to start measuring programmer productivity in how many problems they decided not to create
Mainframe systems programmer during this. People who insist it was nothing annoy me.
November 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Mainframe systems programmer during this. People who insist it was nothing annoy me.
As a retired COBOL programmer for more than twenty years, I am very familiar with that term!
November 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
As a retired COBOL programmer for more than twenty years, I am very familiar with that term!
I bet some end user programmer would've fixed this and saved lives
November 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I bet some end user programmer would've fixed this and saved lives
I do think it's funny when people admonish me for not hiring a human programmer to make my weird projects
like, a) who even???
like, a) who even???
November 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I do think it's funny when people admonish me for not hiring a human programmer to make my weird projects
like, a) who even???
like, a) who even???
same catnip same mythos of the lone programmer
November 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
same catnip same mythos of the lone programmer
Love it when the computer programmer draws his own cover art
November 8, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Love it when the computer programmer draws his own cover art
Hey! Get back in the freezer! We will need you in the year 2999!
/Programmer Joke.
/Programmer Joke.
November 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Hey! Get back in the freezer! We will need you in the year 2999!
/Programmer Joke.
/Programmer Joke.
Better get the programmer socks too lmao /lh
November 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Better get the programmer socks too lmao /lh
claude. put balls in minecraft. make no mistakes. expert level programmer
November 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
claude. put balls in minecraft. make no mistakes. expert level programmer
The programmer got tired of coming up with password reset questions.
November 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The programmer got tired of coming up with password reset questions.
Look everyone! I'm gonna be on the new VTuber Pride Calendar alongside my sheepy sonic wife
@lillie.garden
My name is Kaz, I'm a monkey girl who programs things and toys for fun. Main programmer for
berry.tube and other projects! I'm a black transfem, and I love yuri.
#VPC
@lillie.garden
My name is Kaz, I'm a monkey girl who programs things and toys for fun. Main programmer for
berry.tube and other projects! I'm a black transfem, and I love yuri.
#VPC
November 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Look everyone! I'm gonna be on the new VTuber Pride Calendar alongside my sheepy sonic wife
@lillie.garden
My name is Kaz, I'm a monkey girl who programs things and toys for fun. Main programmer for
berry.tube and other projects! I'm a black transfem, and I love yuri.
#VPC
@lillie.garden
My name is Kaz, I'm a monkey girl who programs things and toys for fun. Main programmer for
berry.tube and other projects! I'm a black transfem, and I love yuri.
#VPC
Happens everywhere rn... I was told this by multiple programmer friends months ago. Seems like it's all falling apart, huh? Who would've thought! 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
November 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Happens everywhere rn... I was told this by multiple programmer friends months ago. Seems like it's all falling apart, huh? Who would've thought! 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
I was programmer and scripter for this! So excited to finally be on Steam!
💗The free ghost possession visual novel, Possessed By Fate, is now on Steam! #indiedev #indiegame
FEATURES:
- yuri human/ghost romance
- a manipulative, yearning ghost named Nicole that likes possessing cute girls
- full voice acting!
- 20k words
Link: store.steampowered.com/app/5380390
FEATURES:
- yuri human/ghost romance
- a manipulative, yearning ghost named Nicole that likes possessing cute girls
- full voice acting!
- 20k words
Link: store.steampowered.com/app/5380390
November 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I was programmer and scripter for this! So excited to finally be on Steam!
you don't get to say that as a rust programmer AND nix user
November 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
you don't get to say that as a rust programmer AND nix user
The alternative was never a hired programmer, it was the project not existing.
November 5, 2026 at 7:31 AM
The alternative was never a hired programmer, it was the project not existing.
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November 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM