#Programmers
Hi, just because a software tells you it’s “reasoning” or “thinking” doesn’t mean it actually is.

You won’t believe this but programmers can make software lie about what it does.

Maybe programmers need more guardrails.
June 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
For the programmers 🤓
March 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

None. That's a hardware issue.
November 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
programmers 🤝 uncles
excessive python references
September 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
[back in the day]
Low level programmers: "It's all about optimizing every byte and every cycle, use as little RAM as you can"
Other devs: "Nonsense. We have plenty of RAM"

[today]
Low level programmers: "Well well well"
August 10, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Rust programmers when asked to write self-documenting and readable code
September 26, 2024 at 2:02 AM
If DOGE was really looking for fraud, wouldn't they have hired accountants instead of programmers?
February 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
As the programmers would say, this is a feature, not a bug
Scott Adams says he's "canceling all NYC business trips until the Trump property seizure is reversed" and Jim Caviezel says he refuses to work with De Niro because of his politics and if I was trying to write comedy I'd fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea because you can't beat this.
February 20, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Moral for programmers
January 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This really is the disconnect I feel with programmers who use AI heavily (and non programmers who do too!)

Programming is my art, my craft, my discipline that I have honed and will continue to hone for (hopefully) the rest of my life.

I am an artist and craftsperson of bits and bytes.
i think one big factor (among many) as to why AI has had such a foothold in coding spaces is because the majority of people dont consider programming to be art
September 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Game artists and game programmers are two different professions
September 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
INTRODUCTION TO SPHERICAL HARMONICS FOR GRAPHICS PROGRAMMERS

finally done.

gpfault.net/posts/sph.html
Introduction to Spherical Harmonics for Graphics Programmers
gpfault.net
April 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
oh you use a text editor? real programmers make their edits directly on the github web ui
January 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The programmers of the Tribeca Film Festival should be ashamed.
“‘Dreams of Violets’ had its world premiere at the Tribeca Festival in Manhattan this week, making it the first full-length, live-action film completely generated by A.I. to be accepted by a major film festival, according to Fountain 0, the studio behind it.”
The Violence in Iran Was Real. The Film Showing It Was A.I.
www.nytimes.com
June 13, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Believe experts until it's programmers tell you that AI can code well, as programmers are not to be trusted
September 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
frontend programmers 🤝 mathematicians

demonstration by counter example
November 29, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Warren: "Only Congress -- not Donald Trump, not Elon Musk, not some 22-year-old programmers -- only Congress can shut this agency down."
February 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
programmers love creating y2k-ass bugs
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
WARREN: "Only Congress -- not Donald Trump, not Elon Musk, not some 22-year-old programmers -- only Congress can shut this agency down."
February 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Programmers calculator 😍
September 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The Evolution of Programmers
March 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
programmers be like "clocking in for my daily shift at the copy/paste factory"
May 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Thank you Tesla engineers for protecting me from Tesla programmers!
February 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yeah they just sat on programmers lol
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Happy Programmers' Day! Vibe coders need not apply 😉
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM