November 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
It is genuinely that simple, I promise you
November 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
It is genuinely that simple, I promise you
I hate it when my beef promise backfires
November 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I hate it when my beef promise backfires
Talarico: "I would love as the next US senator from Texas to work with Trump to actually fulfill some of the promise of his political project. Because the promise of MAGA was that we were gonna transform this govt so that it delivered for the people who have been left time, been forgotten."
November 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Talarico: "I would love as the next US senator from Texas to work with Trump to actually fulfill some of the promise of his political project. Because the promise of MAGA was that we were gonna transform this govt so that it delivered for the people who have been left time, been forgotten."
Wanna play fetch????? I promise to bite the right ball this time ..
November 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Wanna play fetch????? I promise to bite the right ball this time ..
Trump says that he will "take Christians to the promise land. And I've done that."
November 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Trump says that he will "take Christians to the promise land. And I've done that."
November 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Promise?
US House Speaker Mike Johnson on Trump: “We’re never going to have a president like this again.”
November 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Promise?
“The promise of MAGA” in this telling is “delivering for people who have been forgotten” and he’s saying MAGA has failed at that promise and he’s going to deliver on it and you may say “that wasn’t the promise of MAGA” and please shut your face.
November 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“The promise of MAGA” in this telling is “delivering for people who have been forgotten” and he’s saying MAGA has failed at that promise and he’s going to deliver on it and you may say “that wasn’t the promise of MAGA” and please shut your face.
A promise is a promise, thank you all for your support! 🦌🩹
October 29, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A promise is a promise, thank you all for your support! 🦌🩹
It’s safe to store your secrets in Elisabetta’s heart, she won’t tell a soul. That’s a promise!
November 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
It’s safe to store your secrets in Elisabetta’s heart, she won’t tell a soul. That’s a promise!
I get why he's doing this but that was not, in fact, the promise of MAGA.
Talarico: "I would love as the next US senator from Texas to work with Trump to actually fulfill some of the promise of his political project. Because the promise of MAGA was that we were gonna transform this govt so that it delivered for the people who have been left time, been forgotten."
November 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I get why he's doing this but that was not, in fact, the promise of MAGA.
But I promise...
I am not eepy 😴😴
I am not eepy 😴😴
November 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
But I promise...
I am not eepy 😴😴
I am not eepy 😴😴
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
Beyond parody
Beyond parody
November 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
Beyond parody
Beyond parody
I promise you that oriel has bigger fish to worry about tonight than me
November 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I promise you that oriel has bigger fish to worry about tonight than me
November 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
🏒 I’ll make you a tuna melt afterwards I promise
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October 31, 2026 at 8:46 PM
🏒 I’ll make you a tuna melt afterwards I promise
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Happy Halloween Caturday! Go vote!
October 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Happy Halloween Caturday! Go vote!
i still try to do doodles and warm ups i promise
November 2, 2026 at 7:14 AM
i still try to do doodles and warm ups i promise
November 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
November 2, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
Promise?
Paxton: "If Christians don't vote, we're going to have trouble sustaining Christianity in this country"
November 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Promise?
christianity will go on, ken. i promise.
Paxton: "If Christians don't vote, we're going to have trouble sustaining Christianity in this country"
November 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
christianity will go on, ken. i promise.