#Promposal
My boyfriend asked me to a new year's dance with a full twenty one pilots themed promposal type thing :)

And he gifted me a Trench vinyl :)
November 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Whoa. I’m thoroughly perplexed, but to answer your question appropriately, I have nary a promposal and I’d like to keep it that way. 😂
November 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
For me, its the pleading line right at the end. Please, Dana, oh please.

Like he’s gonna cry all through 3rd period if this over-the-top promposal doesn’t land.

There is simply no bottom to this pathetic shit show.
November 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
This sounds like it was written by a friend of the delusional girl in high school who fantasized that she was in a relationship with the captain of the football team and she did this over-the-top public promposal...
November 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
The Wooing of Craig Tucker [Rated M]
#spcreek

It was a well-known fact at North Park High School that Craig Tucker was a total heartbreaker. Unfortunately, Tweek Tweak decides to take this as a challenge.

***

A neurodivergent promposal.

Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/95406616
October 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
(Okay cool I’m good with skipping prom entirely I just wanted the promposal LOL)(maybe a bigger time skip? Like them being 15/16 and feel Grant starting to emerge?)
October 22, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Oh no, he just got a little too excited when she asked him if he's taken books out of the university main library--"Of /course/ I have!"--and is familiar with the call number system ("Ohhhhh yesssss"). Please, I'm begging you, I'd rather overhear a promposal.
October 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Does the new Carrie get a promposal
October 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
(During promposal or right after?)
October 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The PROMPOSAL was THAT GOOD.

I just know we’ll be together forever. ♥️

#vox #hazbinhotelvox #vincentwhitman #thisfuckingguy
October 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
(Grant didn’t realize they were dating either tbf)(the promposal is when it’s going to click in his head)
October 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
(Im trying to remember good ones... theres usually a sign. And a surprise... for my promposal a bunch of my friends helped her clear a classroom and lined the hallway leading up to it with rose petals so thats something)
October 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
(Yeah probably. Where to? Marco and Grant promposal?)
October 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I 1000000% don't belive any teenąger would do this prọmposal bc it's definitely too cringe
October 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I'm seriously baffled that Mirriam Webster doesn't have "uneditable" as a word in their dictionary in 2026. It feels far more common than "promposal" (added 2025).

Honestly, looking at their 2025 list a lot of older terms (like "parasocial", "uncanny valley", and "Mandela effect") barely got added.
October 11, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Wound up on Skyler Gisondo’s Wikipedia page and

if I were this girl I’d never shut the fuck up about it
October 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Now I KNOW this zooming-in-and-out scene was in the promposal! (It was a weird one.) #TCMParty #TheBurbs
October 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I recall this dream sequence from (IIRC) a promposal my brother did by editing together film clips on VHS. #TCMParty #TheBurbs
October 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Hol up Carrie said “no” to his promposal, so he showed up to her house!!
That’s harassment.
And wore her down.
October 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Here's to 9th Anniversary of Fears of a Clown, Stuck with a New Friend and Promposal Problems! #RavensHome #StuckInTheMiddle #Bizaardvark #9thAnniversary
September 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Google search is dying. What comes next is worse

Read the full story at The Walrus. It turns out a lot of people ask Google when the sun will set. It’s a good fact to know. Getting a ballpark on twilight can help you plan a bike ride, barbecue, or a perfectly timed promposal. The occurrence lasts…
Google search is dying. What comes next is worse
Read the full story at The Walrus. It turns out a lot of people ask Google when the sun will set. It’s a good fact to know. Getting a ballpark on twilight can help you plan a bike ride, barbecue, or a perfectly timed promposal. The occurrence lasts only between two and a half and four minutes, and it happens dynamically depending on your proximity to the equator, making it a tricky event to keep tabs on.
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September 28, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Would prefer a promposal at this point.
September 24, 2026 at 4:02 AM
the only current teenager-related word worse than "HoCo" is "promposal"
September 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM