She propositioned us. I am not joking.
Respectfully, sir, it’s not worth your time to discuss her.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
She propositioned us. I am not joking.
propositioned! outside the tjmaxx
August 25, 2026 at 9:46 PM
propositioned! outside the tjmaxx
Sky, when propositioned for a date a month from now: "are you a fed?"
I’m sorry, why are dozens of people @ing me about the FBI?
April 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Sky, when propositioned for a date a month from now: "are you a fed?"
The hottest goth I ever met propositioned me with "Your cemetery or mine?"
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The hottest goth I ever met propositioned me with "Your cemetery or mine?"
He totally propositioned the flight attendants and they turned him down
July 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
He totally propositioned the flight attendants and they turned him down
Apparently Gaetz propositioned her (according to the Wikipedia summary of her memoir), so that's one.
January 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Apparently Gaetz propositioned her (according to the Wikipedia summary of her memoir), so that's one.
POV you forgot about square cube law and propositioned the 30ft tall lizard
September 6, 2026 at 9:16 AM
POV you forgot about square cube law and propositioned the 30ft tall lizard
after he's sexually propositioned elon's mother in public like 50 times in the past month and everything
May 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
after he's sexually propositioned elon's mother in public like 50 times in the past month and everything
Be honest if RuPaul propositioned you for sex would you do it
June 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Be honest if RuPaul propositioned you for sex would you do it
I represented a client who was charged with obstruction for, this is true, not letting a cop sexually assault her. Client said "no" when propositioned, cop grabbed her genitals, she said "no" again, and the state's attorney charged her with obstruction.
March 18, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I represented a client who was charged with obstruction for, this is true, not letting a cop sexually assault her. Client said "no" when propositioned, cop grabbed her genitals, she said "no" again, and the state's attorney charged her with obstruction.
I got inspired and wrote a microfic about a retired lesbian monster girl getting propositioned by the magical girl she almost tailvored a decade ago.
I spot her across the bar, and almost spit out my drink. Holy fuck. It's been a decade since I last saw her. She was younger, then.
So idealistic. So in love with her boyfriend. So righteous in that magical girl outfit.
Why the hell is she here? This ain't a bar for magical girls.
So idealistic. So in love with her boyfriend. So righteous in that magical girl outfit.
Why the hell is she here? This ain't a bar for magical girls.
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I got inspired and wrote a microfic about a retired lesbian monster girl getting propositioned by the magical girl she almost tailvored a decade ago.
got propositioned for sex by a door dasher at wawa. that’s like two of my favorite things happening at once
January 4, 2026 at 7:17 AM
got propositioned for sex by a door dasher at wawa. that’s like two of my favorite things happening at once
So they have threaded their way through the red light district to the Elegant Filly, being occasionally propositioned.
BARD: We’re looking for parrots!
WORKER: That’s a little specialized for me, try the Velvet Rope.
BARD: AAAAA
BARD: We’re looking for parrots!
WORKER: That’s a little specialized for me, try the Velvet Rope.
BARD: AAAAA
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So they have threaded their way through the red light district to the Elegant Filly, being occasionally propositioned.
BARD: We’re looking for parrots!
WORKER: That’s a little specialized for me, try the Velvet Rope.
BARD: AAAAA
BARD: We’re looking for parrots!
WORKER: That’s a little specialized for me, try the Velvet Rope.
BARD: AAAAA
propositioned by local pikachu couple
June 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
propositioned by local pikachu couple
Stories of being harassed, propositioned, stalked, and of course punished, discouraged, ignored when such entreaties were refused. Complaining and being met with shrugs. One ran into the wife of the professor obsessed with her and the wife said, "Oh, you're THAT [name.]" as if she was the temptress.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Stories of being harassed, propositioned, stalked, and of course punished, discouraged, ignored when such entreaties were refused. Complaining and being met with shrugs. One ran into the wife of the professor obsessed with her and the wife said, "Oh, you're THAT [name.]" as if she was the temptress.
Sex life has been on the decline for a few years. Took a punt and told my partner I was propositioned on a works do. I wasn't, but it's worked a treat.
July 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sex life has been on the decline for a few years. Took a punt and told my partner I was propositioned on a works do. I wasn't, but it's worked a treat.
ⓘThis user sexually propositioned Terry Gross and tried to get the interview buried
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
ⓘThis user sexually propositioned Terry Gross and tried to get the interview buried
Deciding "Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girl Boss" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been propositioned by your Floridian boyfriends and it SHOWS.
September 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Deciding "Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girl Boss" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been propositioned by your Floridian boyfriends and it SHOWS.
And if I propositioned you for cuddles, what then?
February 24, 2026 at 4:19 AM
And if I propositioned you for cuddles, what then?
ordered breakfast delivery. a mistake, in hindsight.
can now upgrade from “propositioned as i lock my front door” to “propositioned when i open my front door”.
being forced out of this flat has some upsides i guess.
can now upgrade from “propositioned as i lock my front door” to “propositioned when i open my front door”.
being forced out of this flat has some upsides i guess.
August 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
ordered breakfast delivery. a mistake, in hindsight.
can now upgrade from “propositioned as i lock my front door” to “propositioned when i open my front door”.
being forced out of this flat has some upsides i guess.
can now upgrade from “propositioned as i lock my front door” to “propositioned when i open my front door”.
being forced out of this flat has some upsides i guess.
All of the women profiled in this piece were children when Jared Leto raped or propositioned them.
July 29, 2026 at 10:31 AM
All of the women profiled in this piece were children when Jared Leto raped or propositioned them.
A teen told Meta researchers his brother, then under 10, had been sexually propositioned through Meta's VR headsets multiple times. Their boss told them to delete the evidence, they said.
That's one example in our new investigation about Meta's crack down on internal research.
That's one example in our new investigation about Meta's crack down on internal research.
September 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A teen told Meta researchers his brother, then under 10, had been sexually propositioned through Meta's VR headsets multiple times. Their boss told them to delete the evidence, they said.
That's one example in our new investigation about Meta's crack down on internal research.
That's one example in our new investigation about Meta's crack down on internal research.
East Allegheny. Foreland Street. Caller said that they were propositioned for a good time with two women. Caller wants the police to chase them hoes away.
January 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
East Allegheny. Foreland Street. Caller said that they were propositioned for a good time with two women. Caller wants the police to chase them hoes away.