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Pros And Cons Of Using Personal AI Agents https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using-personal-ai-agents/
CON: Doesn’t cry when you yell at it
September 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
rickazzevedo.bsky.social
Aqui pros influenciadores que viviam de bet:
September 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
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Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education PRO: States can independently budget which teachers need AK-47s versus simple pistols -The Onion
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Deploying Troops To Chicago https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-deploying-troops-to-chicago/
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
rexchapman.bsky.social
The genuine shock on her face. They almost broke. What pros.
zaibatsu.bsky.social Zaibatsu @zaibatsu.bsky.social · Nov 30
Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take.

It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨

#ClassicTV #FunFacts
November 30, 2024 at 4:23 AM
serenissimo.bsky.social
Aqui o Bruno falando pros coleguinhas o que eu gostaria de falar.
September 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
matypup.bsky.social
Cons: plant meat
Pros: bikini waitresses

Would u go?
August 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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The pros and cons of having a Goth knight girlfriend.
August 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
momorsa.bsky.social
inglaterra é tipo

contras: quase tudo
prós: o rock
September 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
comtesset.bsky.social
vcs tudo pararam nas puta.
o Kassio distribuiu dinheiro pros amigos do Flavinho.

a bomba é essa.
September 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Ending Birthright Citizenship
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PRO: New legal obligation to hate kids CON: Would reduce supply of cheap infant laborers
January 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Buying Greenland
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PRO: New Indigenous people to wrong CON: Feels immoral to do anything that makes the Danes richer
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
gatinarios.bsky.social
a experiência do cinema pros gatos ainda precisa de alguns ajustes
September 28, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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Pros And Cons Of Ending Birthright Citizenship https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-ending-birthright-citizenship/
PRO: Saves immigrants embarrassment of associating themselves with America
March 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
5280ghost.bsky.social
pros & cons of men:

- pros: their dicks
- cons: they’re dicks
December 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Bringing Back Extinct Species
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PRO: New animals at the zoo to huck rocks at CON: Woolly mammoths ill-equipped for modern service economy
April 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.
September 26, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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Pros And Cons Of Flock Cameras https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-flock-cameras/
PRO: Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were working alone
August 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
coisacaotica.bsky.social
parabéns pros namorados e também pra todos os outros peixes
June 12, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
President-elect Donald Trump promised to abolish the U.S. Department of Education. The Onion examines the pros and cons of eliminating the federal agency.  PRO: Paves way for bold new predatory loans ...
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December 7, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Should women have rights? We go through the pros and cons bsky.app/profile/jess...
jesseltaylor.bsky.social jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · Nov 6
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
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November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Arresting Netanyahu https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-arresting-netanyahu/
PRO: Heard The Hague is lovely this time of year CON: Could tarnish Israel’s otherwise immaculate reputation
July 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Pros And Cons Of U.S. Withdrawing From NATO https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-u-s-withdrawing-from-nato/
PRO U.S. can finally join Warsaw Pact
April 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
sarahjeong.bsky.social
so many younger folks with go pros.
December 3, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Sleepaway Camp https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-sleepaway-camp/
CON: Could just give your child $2,000 to go outside
June 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM