yes how dare a prospective employee have any humanity whatsoever. lmao
September 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
yes how dare a prospective employee have any humanity whatsoever. lmao
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run https://theonion.com/prospective-car-buyer-takes-suv-out-for-test-hit-and-run/
March 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run https://theonion.com/prospective-car-buyer-takes-suv-out-for-test-hit-and-run/
In other words, prospective appointees in a future Vance Administration.
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
In other words, prospective appointees in a future Vance Administration.
Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check.
Let's see how that goes.
Let's see how that goes.
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check.
Let's see how that goes.
Let's see how that goes.
As the prospective new proprietor of InfoWars, I’m just gonna say… I think it’s him.
Now that I’m not running for office, check out this guy my mom and I saw in 2021 who looks exactly like Jeffrey Epstein.
June 20, 2026 at 3:01 AM
As the prospective new proprietor of InfoWars, I’m just gonna say… I think it’s him.
question: exactly how many current or prospective members of the trump administration believe in biological race hierarchy?
ALSOBROOKS: You said 'we should not be giving Black people the same vaccine schedule that is given to whites.' Can you please explain what you meant?
RFK Jr: There's a series of studies ...
ALSOBROOKS: What different schedule would you say I should've recevied?
RFK Jr: There's a series of studies ...
ALSOBROOKS: What different schedule would you say I should've recevied?
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
question: exactly how many current or prospective members of the trump administration believe in biological race hierarchy?
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run
PHILADELPHIA—Saying he was in the market for a more powerful and rugged vehicle, prospective car buyer Gabe Orcutt reportedly took an SUV out Wednesday for a test hit and run. “I took it for a spin th...
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March 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run
Any prospective government shutdown should not end until and unless this ghoul is removed from public life
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Any prospective government shutdown should not end until and unless this ghoul is removed from public life
Xinis: Filing about an hour ago talks about prospective info. You're saying you haven't had time to think of next steps. but this question isn't about prospective next steps. I'm asking simply: WHERE IS HE?
Ensign repeats that he doesn't have that info.
Ensign repeats that he doesn't have that info.
April 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Xinis: Filing about an hour ago talks about prospective info. You're saying you haven't had time to think of next steps. but this question isn't about prospective next steps. I'm asking simply: WHERE IS HE?
Ensign repeats that he doesn't have that info.
Ensign repeats that he doesn't have that info.
set up a nesting box with cam nine days ago and this morning got a prospective tenant - fingers crossed that his mate will approve
April 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
set up a nesting box with cam nine days ago and this morning got a prospective tenant - fingers crossed that his mate will approve
Good grief. A pardoned convicted felon fears crime under prospective mayor. Hello irony.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good grief. A pardoned convicted felon fears crime under prospective mayor. Hello irony.
-wiggles all dem gambs in front of prospective customers-
October 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
-wiggles all dem gambs in front of prospective customers-
Nigel Farage's brilliant by election wheeze is horribly backfiring on him.
Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night
Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night
July 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Nigel Farage's brilliant by election wheeze is horribly backfiring on him.
Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night
Currently fewer prospective candidates than guests at a Toby Young stag night
A prospective juror who reposted an AI-generated video in which AI Donald Trump says "I'm dumb as fuck" has been dismissed for cause
April 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
A prospective juror who reposted an AI-generated video in which AI Donald Trump says "I'm dumb as fuck" has been dismissed for cause
The prospective Hegseth DOD motto:
A Tailhook For All
A Tailhook For All
December 2, 2024 at 8:29 PM
The prospective Hegseth DOD motto:
A Tailhook For All
A Tailhook For All
It's vital to get the message across
to prospective Reform voter -
Reform UK policies would make
struggling families even poorer ...
meme via Heather Nicholls
to prospective Reform voter -
Reform UK policies would make
struggling families even poorer ...
meme via Heather Nicholls
June 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
It's vital to get the message across
to prospective Reform voter -
Reform UK policies would make
struggling families even poorer ...
meme via Heather Nicholls
to prospective Reform voter -
Reform UK policies would make
struggling families even poorer ...
meme via Heather Nicholls
This is real Parallax View shit, this is like a video an evil corporation would show to prospective lone gunmen candidates
What the actual fuck. Trump apparently used U.S. government money to air this gross propaganda ad on Fox News tonight. This version he posted on Truth Social a couple of weeks ago; when it aired on Fox News tonight it said "Paid for by the U.S. Government" underneath.
September 24, 2026 at 5:33 PM
This is real Parallax View shit, this is like a video an evil corporation would show to prospective lone gunmen candidates
Me waiting for prospective employers to email me back
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me waiting for prospective employers to email me back
if employers received less applications, prospective employees would get rejected less often
September 22, 2026 at 3:20 PM
if employers received less applications, prospective employees would get rejected less often
Traditional art work. Some 2 point prospective practice done. Just a simple interior design. Pen, white gel, and Copic markers used.
#traditionalart #art #inkart
#traditionalart #art #inkart
September 25, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Traditional art work. Some 2 point prospective practice done. Just a simple interior design. Pen, white gel, and Copic markers used.
#traditionalart #art #inkart
#traditionalart #art #inkart
This is the literary equivalent of McDonalds demanding prospective fry cooks have a Michelin star.
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is the literary equivalent of McDonalds demanding prospective fry cooks have a Michelin star.
The prospective FDA commissioner being named Overton is… a bit on the nose, don’t you think?
MURRAY: The Trump admin falsely labeled birth control as abortion. Do you agree that an IUD is an abortifacient?
OVERTON: If confirmed, I'll be fully briefed
M: That's not an answer. The prospect of an FDA commissioner who doesn't know that birth control isn't an abortion is deeply alarming
O: 😊
OVERTON: If confirmed, I'll be fully briefed
M: That's not an answer. The prospect of an FDA commissioner who doesn't know that birth control isn't an abortion is deeply alarming
O: 😊
September 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The prospective FDA commissioner being named Overton is… a bit on the nose, don’t you think?
The prospective chancellor of Germany
Blimey. Asked about Trump, Merz says he’s in close contact with European leaders about becoming “independent” from US (and confesses “I never thought I’d say that on TV show”). Casts doubt on value of NATO summit in June.
This from a die-hard Atlanticist. Things are moving fast.
This from a die-hard Atlanticist. Things are moving fast.
February 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The prospective chancellor of Germany