#DarkGenome #ScienceSatire #PharmaFollies #ProteinParty #UnchartedBiology By: TheJestPress.com **Researchers Discover “Dark Genome” Full of Mysterious Proteins, Pharmaceutical Industry Grumbles Over Even MORE Homework** Move over dark matter—the dark genome just crashed the mystery party, and it brought some truly unsettling plus-ones: “dark proteins.” Previously thought to be the genetic equivalent of forgotten closet contents (old sweaters, embarrassing high school poetry, Y2K canned beans), these shadowy stretches of DNA are now producing *actual* proteins, much to the horror of anyone who ever claimed, “That part of DNA?