Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
September 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A PROTESTANT YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED A PROTESTANT OH MY GOD, THIS BULLSHIT IS SO ANNOYING
Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible. And if that leads to the end times, okay
September 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
IF YOU WANT TO BE A PROTESTANT YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED A PROTESTANT OH MY GOD, THIS BULLSHIT IS SO ANNOYING
it is genuinely funny that black protestant aunties are basically the strongest warriors of the democratic party but you never hear any discussion about "how do we keep the black protestant aunties happy?"
Most of these Democratic politicians just *are religious*. Like Cooper, Beshear, Buttigieg, Shapiro, Biden, Warnock, even Mamdani are just straight up religious. It's not so much "citing religion" as the source of their morals as much as it is just the way it actually is.
July 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
it is genuinely funny that black protestant aunties are basically the strongest warriors of the democratic party but you never hear any discussion about "how do we keep the black protestant aunties happy?"
in retrospect it's astoundingly protestant that the term for it became "nsfw"
August 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
in retrospect it's astoundingly protestant that the term for it became "nsfw"
protestant work ethic dom x catholic shame sub
September 25, 2026 at 11:45 AM
protestant work ethic dom x catholic shame sub
“you must be Protestant” is a top tier insult
September 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
“you must be Protestant” is a top tier insult
Does he know what a Protestant is
April 23, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Does he know what a Protestant is
PHOTO OF THE DAY: The graves of a Catholic woman and her Protestant husband, seperated by a cemetery wall in the Netherlands (1888). 📷 google images
August 12, 2026 at 8:42 AM
PHOTO OF THE DAY: The graves of a Catholic woman and her Protestant husband, seperated by a cemetery wall in the Netherlands (1888). 📷 google images
Foghorn Leghorn
April 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Foghorn Leghorn
Orange smoke. The next pope will be Protestant.
April 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Orange smoke. The next pope will be Protestant.
“That’s Protestant whiskey”
I saw this whiskey at the liquor store yesterday and now I have…complicated feelings on the subject
February 17, 2024 at 5:45 AM
“That’s Protestant whiskey”
The *general* distribution of the split is that Protestant (and especially evangelical Protestant) denominations believe that salvation (justification) is through faith alone; the Catholic Church believes that justification is through faith and works.
May 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The *general* distribution of the split is that Protestant (and especially evangelical Protestant) denominations believe that salvation (justification) is through faith alone; the Catholic Church believes that justification is through faith and works.
ok but are you a catholic shame kind of sub or a protestant work ethic kind of sub
September 24, 2026 at 12:56 PM
ok but are you a catholic shame kind of sub or a protestant work ethic kind of sub
Yup, "End Times" is evangelical protestant heresy.
September 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Yup, "End Times" is evangelical protestant heresy.
"are you protestant"
"i'm just christian"
I'm dead
"protestantism is fake"
I'M DEAD LMAO
"i'm just christian"
I'm dead
"protestantism is fake"
I'M DEAD LMAO
September 21, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"are you protestant"
"i'm just christian"
I'm dead
"protestantism is fake"
I'M DEAD LMAO
"i'm just christian"
I'm dead
"protestantism is fake"
I'M DEAD LMAO
"I'm not Protestant, I'm just Christian" is so funny
September 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"I'm not Protestant, I'm just Christian" is so funny
Protestant bullshit
August 22, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Protestant bullshit
PHOTO OF THE DAY: The graves of a Catholic woman and her Protestant husband, seperated by a cemetery wall in the Netherlands (1888). 📷 google images
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
PHOTO OF THE DAY: The graves of a Catholic woman and her Protestant husband, seperated by a cemetery wall in the Netherlands (1888). 📷 google images
congratulations to Gina on becoming a protestant
April 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
congratulations to Gina on becoming a protestant
Reddit atheist is a type of Protestant btw
August 28, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Reddit atheist is a type of Protestant btw
The most American protestant person: "I am NOT Protestant!"
September 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The most American protestant person: "I am NOT Protestant!"