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OMG today's OGLAF

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May 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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comic strip. first panel is all text. it says "and behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot. and subtil of heart... she caught him and kissed him and with an impudent face said unto him...I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works, with fine linens of Egypt. I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon. Come let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves. second panel a man talks to a woman. he wears a jacket and a cylindrical hat and has a beard. She's well, dressed like a harlot. No judgement, she's rocking the harlot chic. man- Sorry, you've put cinnamon on your bed? woman- and aloes and myrrh 3rd panel- man- So you're asking if I want to have sex in cinnamon? woman- it's really not that much cinnamon. 4th panel- man- Just roll around like a pair of sex donuts woman-(exasperated) I'll sweep up the fucking cinnamon. 5th panel- Close-up of the man man- I mean I've always wanted to fuck a gingerbread man but this feels dumb panel 6 the woman is leaving. she raises two middle fingers to the man. woman- Fuck you, I'm going home. panel 7 close-up of the man man- Leave your spices in the kitchen. That's the lesson from this proverb. panel 8 close-up of the woman woman- don't waste your harlot attire on idiots. That's my take-away. panel 9 is in heaven. Close-up of God. God- There's no real moral to this proverb. It should be in the book of recipes but the bible doesn't have one.
May 24, 2026 at 3:55 PM
lizardky.bsky.social
I dunno, rolling around like a pair of sex doughnuts sounds kinda cool…

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May 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Book of Recipes, chapter 7 verse 69:
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July 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
blackbird81.bsky.social
I'm amused that there actually is such a Bible verse

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June 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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"נַפְתִּי מִשְׁכָּבִי-- מֹר אֲהָלִים, וְקִנָּמוֹן."
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בדרך כלל הקומיקס הזה NSFW, אבל הפעם הוא בטוח ואותי לפחות, זה פוצץ מצחוק.
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May 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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[Oglaf! (NSFW)]

Another masterpiece by Oglaf!: Proverb 7 (NSFW)

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May 25, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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Beware the Wayward Woman: Proverbs 7:9-11

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March 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM