PSSH Yugiri he's right there 😭
October 12, 2026 at 11:48 AM
PSSH Yugiri he's right there 😭
one of the best devs of her generation: boss, i found this error scenario, but don't worry, i've created a fix fox it an-
middest male manager: pssh no highly trained man would do that, we don't need your girl math
best male astronaut: *immediately fucks up*
middest manager: save us girl math
middest male manager: pssh no highly trained man would do that, we don't need your girl math
best male astronaut: *immediately fucks up*
middest manager: save us girl math
Easily my favorite detail:
October 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
one of the best devs of her generation: boss, i found this error scenario, but don't worry, i've created a fix fox it an-
middest male manager: pssh no highly trained man would do that, we don't need your girl math
best male astronaut: *immediately fucks up*
middest manager: save us girl math
middest male manager: pssh no highly trained man would do that, we don't need your girl math
best male astronaut: *immediately fucks up*
middest manager: save us girl math
Pssh we respect you even more. Everyone deserves to let loose and have fun on their bday especially 🥳
October 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Pssh we respect you even more. Everyone deserves to let loose and have fun on their bday especially 🥳
Back squat morning at the gym. Was told I might be going too deep on my squats. Pssh. Yall just jealous my groin and butt almost exploded
October 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Back squat morning at the gym. Was told I might be going too deep on my squats. Pssh. Yall just jealous my groin and butt almost exploded
Pssh my mom at 2 more hairs
October 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Pssh my mom at 2 more hairs
You think you're skilled at something? Pssh. I'll lay back and be the judge of that from the comfort of my home.
October 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
You think you're skilled at something? Pssh. I'll lay back and be the judge of that from the comfort of my home.
pssh, okay, Kant
(... is Kant the right guy for this joke?)
(... is Kant the right guy for this joke?)
Nothing exists in itself.
October 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
pssh, okay, Kant
(... is Kant the right guy for this joke?)
(... is Kant the right guy for this joke?)
Pssh who needs lore
October 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Pssh who needs lore
Me while sitting on the couch: pssh - I’m fine. Everything’s good.
Me when standing up to go get the pizza:
Me when standing up to go get the pizza:
Dizzy Drunk Man Stumbling on Sidewalk
Alt: Dizzy Drunk Man Stumbling on Sidewalk
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October 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Me while sitting on the couch: pssh - I’m fine. Everything’s good.
Me when standing up to go get the pizza:
Me when standing up to go get the pizza:
Pssh, yeah. She's had worse.
That sounds painful. Is she going to be okay?
She tripped into one of those glass tables 💧
October 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Pssh, yeah. She's had worse.
Pssh I could take him.
October 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Pssh I could take him.
pssh. who cares about ethics in this profession #AceAttorney
October 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
pssh. who cares about ethics in this profession #AceAttorney
you may be wondering: did you get those contacts just so you could wear the muzzle without glasses?
and to that i answer: "of course not, what kind of stupid question is that? i also want to wear my fursuit without glasses. pssh."
and to that i answer: "of course not, what kind of stupid question is that? i also want to wear my fursuit without glasses. pssh."
October 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
you may be wondering: did you get those contacts just so you could wear the muzzle without glasses?
and to that i answer: "of course not, what kind of stupid question is that? i also want to wear my fursuit without glasses. pssh."
and to that i answer: "of course not, what kind of stupid question is that? i also want to wear my fursuit without glasses. pssh."
Pssh, they'll all use AI on their assignments, anyway.
October 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Pssh, they'll all use AI on their assignments, anyway.
Pssh, I could tank that.
October 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Pssh, I could tank that.
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《 “𝗣𝘀𝘀𝗵 . . 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲, 𝗰'𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗲.-” 》
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘹 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩'𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 . .
《 “𝗗𝗮𝗹𝗲, 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝗻.~” 》
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《 “𝗣𝘀𝘀𝗵 . . 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲, 𝗰'𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗲.-” 》
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘹 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩'𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 . .
《 “𝗗𝗮𝗹𝗲, 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝗻.~” 》
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🍎— "Whoa..."
The only spoken verbiage Crash ever said as he looked at that immaculate upper chest. Instantly he was in love, making grabby hands at those succulent pectorals
The only spoken verbiage Crash ever said as he looked at that immaculate upper chest. Instantly he was in love, making grabby hands at those succulent pectorals
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《 “𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿, 𝗵𝘂𝗵? 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘂𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗼𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗲 . .” 》
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘪𝘭 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘺. 𝘚𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳-𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘧𝘧 .
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《 “𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿, 𝗵𝘂𝗵? 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘂𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗼𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗲 . .” 》
𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘪𝘭 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘺. 𝘚𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳-𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘧𝘧 .
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October 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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《 “𝗣𝘀𝘀𝗵 . . 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲, 𝗰'𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗲.-” 》
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘹 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩'𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 . .
《 “𝗗𝗮𝗹𝗲, 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝗻.~” 》
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《 “𝗣𝘀𝘀𝗵 . . 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲, 𝗰'𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗲.-” 》
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘹 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩'𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘥𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 . .
《 “𝗗𝗮𝗹𝗲, 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝗻.~” 》
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Pssh! Behave, ya goober >//>
October 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Pssh! Behave, ya goober >//>
Pssh ... "Oh hey! Let's have the hubris to move out into the New England Wilderness without the fellowship and community of our Christian brothers and sisters and NOT fall prey to Satan ..."
Looks like someone didn't read John Winthrop's "A Model of Christian Charity ..."
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#FrightClub #TheVVitch
Looks like someone didn't read John Winthrop's "A Model of Christian Charity ..."
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#FrightClub #TheVVitch
October 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Pssh ... "Oh hey! Let's have the hubris to move out into the New England Wilderness without the fellowship and community of our Christian brothers and sisters and NOT fall prey to Satan ..."
Looks like someone didn't read John Winthrop's "A Model of Christian Charity ..."
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#FrightClub #TheVVitch
Looks like someone didn't read John Winthrop's "A Model of Christian Charity ..."
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#FrightClub #TheVVitch
pssh why delay the release i thought trump made it pretty damn clear these ai systems don't need any safe guards
October 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
pssh why delay the release i thought trump made it pretty damn clear these ai systems don't need any safe guards
Pssh - that would be too easy
October 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Pssh - that would be too easy
Pssh, I read a book about successful human photosynthesis when I was 10. AI ain't shit.
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October 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Pssh, I read a book about successful human photosynthesis when I was 10. AI ain't shit.
"oh yeah, you wouldn't want to be able to hold a temp longer than 2 hrs without changing the schedule, pssh what do u live somewhere where the temperature changes EVERY DAY? get real"
October 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
"oh yeah, you wouldn't want to be able to hold a temp longer than 2 hrs without changing the schedule, pssh what do u live somewhere where the temperature changes EVERY DAY? get real"
AND I got food in here? Pssh.
October 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
AND I got food in here? Pssh.