Nothing has hammered home that I’m in my mid-to-late 30s quite like seeing Manager Glasses Albert Pujols.
March 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Nothing has hammered home that I’m in my mid-to-late 30s quite like seeing Manager Glasses Albert Pujols.
MLB teams looking at Albert Pujols during managerial interviews
March 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
MLB teams looking at Albert Pujols during managerial interviews
rest in peace albert pujols
March 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
rest in peace albert pujols
75% tariffs on Vatican City unless they make the Pope an American Cardinal: Albert Pujols.
April 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
75% tariffs on Vatican City unless they make the Pope an American Cardinal: Albert Pujols.
Does Albert Pujols count?
April 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Does Albert Pujols count?
Albert Pujols is wearing glasses to show that time has passed.
March 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Albert Pujols is wearing glasses to show that time has passed.
Albert Pujols, red jacket:
September 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Albert Pujols, red jacket:
25 years ago today, Albert Pujols hit the first of his 703 career home runs: www.stlredbirds.com/2021/04/05/a...
April 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
25 years ago today, Albert Pujols hit the first of his 703 career home runs: www.stlredbirds.com/2021/04/05/a...
i don't know how they refuse. albert pujols is also an angel.
April 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i don't know how they refuse. albert pujols is also an angel.
Huh, was not aware that Albert Pujols had declared independence.
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Manny Machado and Fernando Tatis Jr will play for Albert Pujols in the WBC
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Huh, was not aware that Albert Pujols had declared independence.
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Congrats to *squints* Albert Pujols on that interception
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Congrats to *squints* Albert Pujols on that interception
Pujols Crunch (2022-2023): At the end of his final season in the majors, St. Louis Cardinals' legend Albert Pujols was honored with his own cereal, a Honey Nut Cheerios clone
August 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Pujols Crunch (2022-2023): At the end of his final season in the majors, St. Louis Cardinals' legend Albert Pujols was honored with his own cereal, a Honey Nut Cheerios clone
Albert Pujols - St. Louis Cardinals - Photographed February 28, 2011, at Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Florida. 📷
August 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Albert Pujols - St. Louis Cardinals - Photographed February 28, 2011, at Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Florida. 📷
Albert Pujols as a high school senior:
33 official at-bats, 8 homers, 55 intentional walks
33 official at-bats, 8 homers, 55 intentional walks
January 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Albert Pujols as a high school senior:
33 official at-bats, 8 homers, 55 intentional walks
33 official at-bats, 8 homers, 55 intentional walks
Mark McGwire never won a Home Run Derby in a Cardinals uniform. Neither did Albert Pujols. No St. Louis player had ever won the event...
Until Jordan Walker.
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Until Jordan Walker.
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July 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Mark McGwire never won a Home Run Derby in a Cardinals uniform. Neither did Albert Pujols. No St. Louis player had ever won the event...
Until Jordan Walker.
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Until Jordan Walker.
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Albert Pujols during his MLB career:
Extra base hits ----> 1,405
Strikeouts ---------> 1,404 😮
Happy 45th birthday, Albert!
Extra base hits ----> 1,405
Strikeouts ---------> 1,404 😮
Happy 45th birthday, Albert!
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Albert Pujols during his MLB career:
Extra base hits ----> 1,405
Strikeouts ---------> 1,404 😮
Happy 45th birthday, Albert!
Extra base hits ----> 1,405
Strikeouts ---------> 1,404 😮
Happy 45th birthday, Albert!
Most walk-off hits, last 50 years including postseason:
David Ortiz: 23
Freddie Freeman: 20
Andre Dawson: 20
Albert Pujols: 20
David Ortiz: 23
Freddie Freeman: 20
Andre Dawson: 20
Albert Pujols: 20
June 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Most walk-off hits, last 50 years including postseason:
David Ortiz: 23
Freddie Freeman: 20
Andre Dawson: 20
Albert Pujols: 20
David Ortiz: 23
Freddie Freeman: 20
Andre Dawson: 20
Albert Pujols: 20
Okay I believe the Albert Pujols age conspiracy stuff now
Nothing has hammered home that I’m in my mid-to-late 30s quite like seeing Manager Glasses Albert Pujols.
March 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Okay I believe the Albert Pujols age conspiracy stuff now
noted Dominican Cardinal Albert Pujols
April 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
noted Dominican Cardinal Albert Pujols
Most home runs in first 8 MLB seasons:
Ralph Kiner: 329
Albert Pujols: 319
Pete Alonso: 304
Ralph Kiner: 329
Albert Pujols: 319
Pete Alonso: 304
September 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Most home runs in first 8 MLB seasons:
Ralph Kiner: 329
Albert Pujols: 319
Pete Alonso: 304
Ralph Kiner: 329
Albert Pujols: 319
Pete Alonso: 304
That’s like if someone caught the ball Pujols bounced off the train tracks off Lidge had been an out.
October 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
That’s like if someone caught the ball Pujols bounced off the train tracks off Lidge had been an out.
that Pujols HR ball from the 05 NLCS is going to get to Mars before Elon Musk
Man, that Pujols ball is like 2/3 of the way to Mars by now
October 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
that Pujols HR ball from the 05 NLCS is going to get to Mars before Elon Musk
Most consecutive seasons with 140+ OPS+ to start career:
Ted Williams: 17
Albert Pujols: 11
Johnny Mize: 10
Juan Soto: 9 *active entering ‘27
Ted Williams: 17
Albert Pujols: 11
Johnny Mize: 10
Juan Soto: 9 *active entering ‘27
September 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Most consecutive seasons with 140+ OPS+ to start career:
Ted Williams: 17
Albert Pujols: 11
Johnny Mize: 10
Juan Soto: 9 *active entering ‘27
Ted Williams: 17
Albert Pujols: 11
Johnny Mize: 10
Juan Soto: 9 *active entering ‘27