How many fake assassination attempts before Trump fills out the Punchcard and gets a free cheeseburger?
April 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
How many fake assassination attempts before Trump fills out the Punchcard and gets a free cheeseburger?
Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”
goddammit i lost my punchcard
March 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
goddammit i lost my punchcard
Punchcard love note from my dad to my mom circa 1968.
January 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Punchcard love note from my dad to my mom circa 1968.
and they heard her exclaim as she stumbled out of sight, “i have a full punchcard for a free drink at TGI Fridays, and to all a good night”
Pirro: CUT IT OUT!!! I’ll tell you what’s historic! I'm willing to take a not guilty. I'm willing to take a not true bill. Because I'll take all the crimes and put them in
March 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
and they heard her exclaim as she stumbled out of sight, “i have a full punchcard for a free drink at TGI Fridays, and to all a good night”
I’m pretty sure this fills up my rapture punchcard. What do I get when it’s full?
September 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m pretty sure this fills up my rapture punchcard. What do I get when it’s full?
How diplomatic.
Huckabee visits Netanyahu — who showcases his “punchcard” with the names of people he seemingly aims to eliminate.
Huckabee visits Netanyahu — who showcases his “punchcard” with the names of people he seemingly aims to eliminate.
March 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
How diplomatic.
Huckabee visits Netanyahu — who showcases his “punchcard” with the names of people he seemingly aims to eliminate.
Huckabee visits Netanyahu — who showcases his “punchcard” with the names of people he seemingly aims to eliminate.
Every client of mine gets a slut punchcard.
April 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Every client of mine gets a slut punchcard.
clocking in at the atproto factory
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
clocking in at the atproto factory
Crucified by punchcard pilot
December 1, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Crucified by punchcard pilot
if trump gets 10 indictments on his punchcard he gets to do one crime for free
August 1, 2023 at 11:49 PM
if trump gets 10 indictments on his punchcard he gets to do one crime for free
after an hour of hand cranking my massive contraption spits out a punchcard representing a particularly angry pig
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
after an hour of hand cranking my massive contraption spits out a punchcard representing a particularly angry pig
45 or older and haven’t gotten a colonoscopy? Do it! Colorectal cancer is both preventable and deadly. (This is my fourth scope. I should get a punchcard.)
November 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
45 or older and haven’t gotten a colonoscopy? Do it! Colorectal cancer is both preventable and deadly. (This is my fourth scope. I should get a punchcard.)
here's your Dad Joke punchcard, that's 1
May 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
here's your Dad Joke punchcard, that's 1
BITCH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AND PUNCHCARD MISSING THE NEXT TWO DAYS
AND PUNCHCARD MISSING THE NEXT TWO DAYS
October 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
BITCH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AND PUNCHCARD MISSING THE NEXT TWO DAYS
AND PUNCHCARD MISSING THE NEXT TWO DAYS
Laughs in Punchcard.
February 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Laughs in Punchcard.
My first several computers were offsite and I never saw them :-( so here's a picture of a punchcard instead
November 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
My first several computers were offsite and I never saw them :-( so here's a picture of a punchcard instead
Hello! Former punchcard Tiger here!
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hello! Former punchcard Tiger here!
The major fellowship foundations need to adopt a punchcard system -- for every dozen letters of recommendation you write for other applicants, they reward you with a week of leave funding or something.
December 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
The major fellowship foundations need to adopt a punchcard system -- for every dozen letters of recommendation you write for other applicants, they reward you with a week of leave funding or something.
I’m eagerly awaiting a higher quality version of the punchcard
September 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I’m eagerly awaiting a higher quality version of the punchcard
Hi #screenshotsaturday! Open a dungeon chest dramatically to get a golden punchcard? 💳 #santria will deliver! 📦
#gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #gamemaker
#gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #gamemaker
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Hi #screenshotsaturday! Open a dungeon chest dramatically to get a golden punchcard? 💳 #santria will deliver! 📦
#gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #gamemaker
#gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #gamemaker
Yes like the punchcard
June 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Yes like the punchcard
got my ass absolutely annihilated on the Mortal Kombat 3 tournament but I finished a punchcard and got a cup, am I a good boy?
March 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
got my ass absolutely annihilated on the Mortal Kombat 3 tournament but I finished a punchcard and got a cup, am I a good boy?
PS Having an opposite sex partner / = being straight, needless to say.
Queer and pan and bi and (etc etc) people continue to exist regardless of who they've settled down with !
And none of the above people need to show you their punchcard (or to have a punchcard, really) to.. exist. So.
Queer and pan and bi and (etc etc) people continue to exist regardless of who they've settled down with !
And none of the above people need to show you their punchcard (or to have a punchcard, really) to.. exist. So.
January 11, 2024 at 6:54 PM
PS Having an opposite sex partner / = being straight, needless to say.
Queer and pan and bi and (etc etc) people continue to exist regardless of who they've settled down with !
And none of the above people need to show you their punchcard (or to have a punchcard, really) to.. exist. So.
Queer and pan and bi and (etc etc) people continue to exist regardless of who they've settled down with !
And none of the above people need to show you their punchcard (or to have a punchcard, really) to.. exist. So.