Congratulations on your Tesla purchase.
January 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Congratulations on your Tesla purchase.
Joy Reid: "You can't purchase adoration."
The streets of Washington DC are DESERTED for trump.
The streets of Washington DC are DESERTED for trump.
January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Joy Reid: "You can't purchase adoration."
The streets of Washington DC are DESERTED for trump.
The streets of Washington DC are DESERTED for trump.
It’s hilarious to me that people continue to purchase this nonsense! 😂
September 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It’s hilarious to me that people continue to purchase this nonsense! 😂
THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
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November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...
theonion.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News
April 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News
Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst
January 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst
Hi, my name is George, and it’s been 670 days since my last purchase from Amazon.
August 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Hi, my name is George, and it’s been 670 days since my last purchase from Amazon.
Big purchase requires big Internet. This is simple math
Somebody said millennials usually use their laptops (instead of smartphones) for major purchases, including booking flights. I can’t stop thinking about this.
March 24, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Big purchase requires big Internet. This is simple math
Big screen for big purchase, little screen for little purchase
it’s science
it’s science
Somebody said millennials usually use their laptops (instead of smartphones) for major purchases, including booking flights. I can’t stop thinking about this.
March 24, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Big screen for big purchase, little screen for little purchase
it’s science
it’s science
“making a purchase is tantamount to someone stealing from me”
"The US cumulative trade deficits in goods from 1976 to 2024 have transferred over $20tn of American wealth into foreign hands."
Mate, that's just not how this works. www.ft.com/content/f313...
Mate, that's just not how this works. www.ft.com/content/f313...
Donald Trump’s tariffs will fix a broken system
Next we must tackle the barrage of non-tariff weapons used to strangle American exports
www.ft.com
April 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“making a purchase is tantamount to someone stealing from me”
New Crow Time
Purchase [1/3]
Purchase [1/3]
February 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
New Crow Time
Purchase [1/3]
Purchase [1/3]
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
LIQUIDATE YOUR RETIREMENT FUND 📉⬇️
PURCHASE EGG 📈🚀🥚💯
PURCHASE EGG 📈🚀🥚💯
April 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
LIQUIDATE YOUR RETIREMENT FUND 📉⬇️
PURCHASE EGG 📈🚀🥚💯
PURCHASE EGG 📈🚀🥚💯
Available for purchase at the school Book Fair
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Available for purchase at the school Book Fair
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
I have made the best purchase ever
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have made the best purchase ever
Purchase 2 [Part 1/4 of a comic update]
May 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Purchase 2 [Part 1/4 of a comic update]
Remember to purchase WinRAR
July 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Remember to purchase WinRAR
Free puppy with tote purchase. 😍
This is Cookie. She's a big proponent of reusable shopping bags. Partly for the environment, but mostly for naps. 12/10 (TT: all.themunchies)
July 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Free puppy with tote purchase. 😍
Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment theonion.com/histori...
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment theonion.com/histori...
Impulse purchase robe 🎃
September 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Impulse purchase robe 🎃
New Crow Time
Purchase [3/3]
Purchase [3/3]
February 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
New Crow Time
Purchase [3/3]
Purchase [3/3]
Fastest purchase of my life.
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Fastest purchase of my life.