They screwed up Gordon's but whatever #PurpleAvenger #AustinFC #VioletCrownKit #GoVerde

Drunk me just figured out what drunk me was thinking when I bought 2 new tassels for my fezzes, added a purple tassel to my #PurpleAvenger bat fez and added a green tassel to my verde kit fez, #TheStruggleIsReal #AustinFC #GoVerde sober me couldn't figure it out lulz #SMH

#PurpleAvenger capes for my boys dropped off at the printer, they'll be ready by Wednesday #AustinFC #GoVerde #LosVerde #VioletCrownKit

I'm dropping off Heston and Gordon's purple bat capes at the printer tomorrow to get AVENGER printed on them, I need to figure out what to print in the number position, what say y'all? #AustinFC #VioletCrownKit #GoVerde #PurpleAvenger on the back of mine it has 13, what about G and H?

I was today years old when I figured out I could tuck the #PurpleAvenger cape around my murse holsters

Heston just sat on me. I don't think he wants me to go to the match. Sorry buddy #ItsARoffRoffLife #TheStruggleIsReal #TheSnuggleIsReal #AustinFC #GoVerde #PurpleAvenger

Anyone else getting an mistake in the #AustinFC app? Says we're playing San Jose today, instead of Colorado #TheStruggleIsReal #SMH #GoVerde #PurpleAvenger will be at #Q2 see y'all there

Kinda got scared for a minute, the little Quake logo in the #AustinFC app looked purple, had to look it up online #GoVerde #PurpleAvenger

Almost have all my dog treats into one storage bin, all the freeze dried foods in 2 storage bins, oils and tomato sauce in 1, dried goods in 2, snacks in 2. And Heston gets his stitches out tomorrow and thus no more cone of shame just in time for #AustinFC match #GoVerde #PurpleAvenger will see you

Should I wear the green shaggy kit or the #PurpleAvenger violet crown kit? #AustinFC #GoVerde

Find out which i choose at Bouldin Acres Menchaca later today

Almost time to become the #PurpleAvenger Bat and start flying north to #Q2 #AustinFC #GoVerde

I love that my cameras don't recognize me as my alt superhero identity #PurpleAvenger

#AustinFC #VioletCrownKit #GoVerde #PurpleAvenger bat cape

#PurpleAvenger #InsideJoke and a stupidly insane story