#Quants
If you’re mad about Dems avoiding talking about DC, you can blame the Democratic quants, as demonstrated in this memo from David Shor’s Blue Rose Research
August 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"Bloodless Quant" is a death threat. Quants need blood to live.
July 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Quantes coses en una cosa tan senzilla.
Quants àpats salvats amb aquesta combinació. Quants nens de difícil jalar alimentats. Quants records d'infància.

O m'equivoco?
Clàssics que mai moriran.
July 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
bloodless quants strike again
September 23, 2026 at 11:57 AM
pov you're a woman EXCLUSIVELY attractive to bloodless quants who prefer discussing international trade deals over sex
September 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Seeing the bloodless quants cry about “gendered bullying”
August 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
so many economists and quants missing the joke
July 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
mines were already priced in. god bless our hardworking quants
March 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
We need to strategically release more bloodless quants into niche ecosystems
September 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
trying to come up with a REALLY good reason to scream at a tranny today
July 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Se sap quants cursos havien repetit?
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Quants petons mesura el teu cos?
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Quants som avui?

#SolidaritatPringats
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I was told yesterday by extremely clever quants that the solution to the housing crisis was building
September 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Bluesky can only succeed if it cultivates a distinct culture from Twitter. Most tech quants are physically incapable of understanding the qualitative reasons for why something is appealing to an audience.
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
election quants: VPs don’t matter and if there still is any home state effect it’s very small

also election quants for some reason: huge punt by Harris to pick Walz over Shapiro
August 7, 2024 at 1:39 PM
as if that brand wasn't poisoned enough by all the bloodless quants there
September 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
These are my quants
March 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the quants nailed it

bsky.app/profile/quan...
Imma be real with you guys the "TESCREAL" stuff is basically the libleft version of rightist paranoia over "Cultural Marxism", where you just smash together a half-dozen things that annoy you and go "these things are all connected and being pushed by a nefarious secret cabal of my political enemies"
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Quants en voleu?
July 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Right. NYT quants saying “this is very bad for Dems.”
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
D-nanas are BACK in limited quants 🍌🍌🍌
April 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is really going to piss off all the bloodless quants
August 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
bloodless quants are preparing a civil war over this post
September 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I should add, as someone who deals with numbers a lot in my professional life, quants aren’t bad, BAD quants are bad
August 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM