#QuantumQuibbles #SpinCycle #MagneticPersonality #ClusterFunk #ScienceSatire **By: TheJestPress.com** **Quantum Magnetism Demonstrates Exotic Spin Exchange, Inspires Jealousy in Laundry Detergents** CAMBRIDGE, MA—In a landmark discovery rivaled only by the time someone accidentally made toast in the Large Hadron Collider, Harvard physicists have announced that quantum magnetism is now officially “more exciting than your last group text.” Their research demonstrates exotic spin exchange interactions in spin clusters, prompting scientists everywhere to nod enthusiastically despite not really understanding what’s happening.