Addressed a query to a tomato today. #yolo #querylife #queryingwriters

Querying authors on Bluesky. 🖤
Your manuscript will sit on an agent's desk for thirty seconds.
Make every one of those seconds count.
Let me help you get there. DMs open.
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Just saying—if I get an April Fools response to one of my query emails here in a few weeks, I might fully unravel. I know it won’t happen. Probably. Hopefully. Please don’t. #QueryLife #WriterNerves #SubmissionSeason #NoJokesPlease #LitAgents

Enjoying writing my query. Started yesterday, put it down, slept on it. Poured coffee and revised this am. It's really good. I'm excited to put it out... really soon!

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7/7 Currently finalizing the manuscript and beginning the query process in February. It's a story of generational trauma, but more importantly about the people who help us break those cycles. Literary agents can DM for more info. #QueryLife #WritingCommunity #PitchWars

SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id = 3;
The ultimate SQL query for life’s frustrating moments.
Database humor for devs: 🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/select-finge...
#SQLHumor #QueryLife #DevSarcasm

Dear querying authors: That form rejection isn't a reflection of your worth as a writer. Agents reject for a million reasons—market saturation, personal taste, what they had for lunch. Keep going. #QueryLife

SQL queries be like:
'SELECT * FROM life WHERE happiness > 0;'

...returns empty set.

Debugging: a neverending search for that elusive semicolon.
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