I am boundlessly blessed to have Sarah as my life partner and mother to our daughters. No one else I'd rather have by my side.
November 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I am boundlessly blessed to have Sarah as my life partner and mother to our daughters. No one else I'd rather have by my side.
I'd rather vote for Amy Acton's mother.
New cringe level unlocked: Vivek Ramaswamy—with all the likability of a school bus fire—performs Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” at the Iowa State Fair.
I would like to cancel my subscription to America now. 😣
I would like to cancel my subscription to America now. 😣
November 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I'd rather vote for Amy Acton's mother.
I would rather stab my leg with a fork
November 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I would rather stab my leg with a fork
Republicans would rather burn down the country than admit Democrats might know how to run it.
November 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Republicans would rather burn down the country than admit Democrats might know how to run it.
I think this sums it up rather well...
November 3, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I think this sums it up rather well...
Straight people would rather LARP than go to therapy
November 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Straight people would rather LARP than go to therapy
i'd rather put my hand in the garbage disposal
November 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
i'd rather put my hand in the garbage disposal
Me, still expecting adventure games to commonly categorize shields as weapons rather than armour parts.
October 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Me, still expecting adventure games to commonly categorize shields as weapons rather than armour parts.
Thanks but I'd rather stick needles directly into my eye sockets.
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November 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Thanks but I'd rather stick needles directly into my eye sockets.
Labour would rather support genocide than make sure your bins are collected
Is this not just really weird behaviour from Labour? www.bbc.com/news/article...
Labour to end power-sharing with Greens in 11 councils over Zionism row
Labour's ruling National Executive Committee sets out where it is cutting ties with the Greens.
www.bbc.com
November 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Labour would rather support genocide than make sure your bins are collected
Democrats showing grace to opponents by default rather than by merit is what got into this mess.
November 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Democrats showing grace to opponents by default rather than by merit is what got into this mess.
We rather famously do not.
November 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
We rather famously do not.
2nd November 1997
A rather fine medieval penny was found this day ☺️
A rather fine medieval penny was found this day ☺️
November 2, 2026 at 7:03 AM
2nd November 1997
A rather fine medieval penny was found this day ☺️
A rather fine medieval penny was found this day ☺️
Honestly, the Funny Michigan Lady appears to be plain old fucking nuts rather than any normal political ideology.
November 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Honestly, the Funny Michigan Lady appears to be plain old fucking nuts rather than any normal political ideology.
Opt-in, rather than opt-out. I like it.
November 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Opt-in, rather than opt-out. I like it.
a perennial lacuna that eats them up from the inside and they obsess over, rather than, you know, growing the fuck up.
November 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
a perennial lacuna that eats them up from the inside and they obsess over, rather than, you know, growing the fuck up.
IMO, a lot of performative patriotism and populism is being used right now to put more money in the hands of executives and business owners, rather than working-class people. This is an ad Beck put out in 2012 for his new denim lie. I would rather see proof of better wages and benefits for workers.
November 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
IMO, a lot of performative patriotism and populism is being used right now to put more money in the hands of executives and business owners, rather than working-class people. This is an ad Beck put out in 2012 for his new denim lie. I would rather see proof of better wages and benefits for workers.
It's not about size, but rather how you use it! 😈😈😈
November 2, 2026 at 2:11 PM
It's not about size, but rather how you use it! 😈😈😈
I'd rather live next door to a Muslim than a MAGAt.
November 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I'd rather live next door to a Muslim than a MAGAt.
Men will completely bastardize culture rather than go to therapy.
man some people really took that Little Mermaid casting hard
November 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Men will completely bastardize culture rather than go to therapy.
Disgusted rather than dismayed would have been the better word choice
DNC Black Caucus Chair: “MI Democrats are proud to stand behind Abdul El-Sayed as our nominee for U.S. Senate and in two days we will elect him to serve us in Washington.
We are dismayed that Haley Stevens has revealed herself to be a sellout who used Black Michiganders for a political stunt.”
We are dismayed that Haley Stevens has revealed herself to be a sellout who used Black Michiganders for a political stunt.”
November 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Disgusted rather than dismayed would have been the better word choice
The DNC machine let Angie fail rather than back her up
November 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The DNC machine let Angie fail rather than back her up
I'd rather protect our children from the violations committed by the President.
November 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I'd rather protect our children from the violations committed by the President.
I thiiiiink I like Armstrong as an otter rather than a bear so I'm going with that! big old hero...
November 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I thiiiiink I like Armstrong as an otter rather than a bear so I'm going with that! big old hero...
As a bonus photo you get a rather undignified action shot
November 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
As a bonus photo you get a rather undignified action shot