#REALname
spotted in the wild: the guy with the realname account
January 21, 2026 at 6:34 PM
*at a party with a bunch of furries*
“Hi, I’m [accidental realname]. OH, uhh-“
*forgets the word ‘Fursona’*
“But my STREET name is Jack!”
May 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I have also somehow found myself in the “realname account linked to real website but still coy about what I do” niche. fwiw
September 21, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Today Senator Cantwell's staffer answered the phone with "Hi, [Realname]!" and then told me I was her favorite daily caller, so I'm obviously getting a good grade in yelling at my senators, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve!
July 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
these are predictably under

my realname personal email
this tag
my work email
August 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ist das Dein Realname? Mark As Read?
September 18, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Ich, wenn ich den Realname von Leuten von hier höre: 🤯
December 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
AREA REALNAME POSTER LEARNS HUMOROUS, LOW CONSEQUENCE YET ILLUSTRATIVE LESSON IN POWER OF OPEN SOURCE COLLECTIONS AND MOSAIC EFFECTS ON INTELLIGENCE ANALYSIS
March 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Strong exception for academics. Ideal mix is 50/50 Dr. Realname Professoroni & Powerful Crab Fart
January 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i never use the realname account
August 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Judy Commission for Johnny Realname
FullSize&Transparent: www.patreon.com/posts/103885...
PSD: www.patreon.com/posts/103886...
May 8, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Josiah Lippincott is one of the few realname guys with a real PFP that every time makes me go “yikes, that is the best available picture of this dude?”
July 26, 2024 at 4:12 PM
realname account has descended into full on scansion crankery let's fucking goooooooooooo
June 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
jeder kommentar von realname jürgen unter jedem mia-lena leak

die verbindung ist ideal weiter so
May 26, 2024 at 5:36 AM
"Wir müssen in der Akte [X] die Unterlagen bitte noch schnell an den Collegen Curwa schicken!"
"Äh... wer ist RA Curwa? In der Akte ist ein RA [Realname Curwa] drin..."

Und so, lieber Leser, kam RA [Realname Castle] in Erklärungsnot bei der Refa...
December 22, 2023 at 10:31 AM
given that jd vance is in my age bracket and appears to be very online, but to have practiced good realname account hygiene as a smarter millenial would, i have probably called jd vance a slur to his face before
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nachdem ich hier schon Realname, Wohnort, telegram und Telefonnummer preisgegeben habe darf natürlich auch die Email Adresse nicht fehlen:
styra@mail.de
September 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Eben lagen hier noch 30 frische Codes (Danke für Zusendung). Nach Tweet hinter Schloss kamen in 10 Minuten über 70 Anfragen (mit Realname und X-Handle). Tweet schnell wieder gelöscht. Warte jetzt auf frische Codes an code@jun.de
Nachfrage ist noch lange nicht gesättigt.
October 10, 2023 at 7:42 AM
Going for furries instead of Realname Bunchanumbers was not the smartest move baby
I’m open minded on real names. We should definitely ban “cartoon avatar coupled with cutesy or “funny” name and behaves like an absolute tool” though.
June 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
the worst part of being trans is that i have a grandfathered free gsuite account but tied to an old realname domain, when you change it, it becomes paid. transphobia
November 26, 2024 at 12:47 PM
And so the realname posting gradually gets started
July 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
am I spiritually a weasel? not really. i haven't really thought of Cargie that way. I'm a person named [realname] and Cargie is my fursona, and its a fursona that i adopt in certain contexts, while [realname] is another form of character.. a persona if you will
February 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Alex Cross (charactername) & Alex Cross (realname)
January 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Austin chatted with @magicdweedoo.bsky.social , @jakeclover.bsky.social and Realname from Too Birds to put together this great article about Nonsense Machine and the projects we've worked on!
September 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM