Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed https://theonion.com/casper-recalls-mattresses-that-wont-stop-expanding-when-unboxed/
September 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed https://theonion.com/casper-recalls-mattresses-that-wont-stop-expanding-when-unboxed/
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
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January 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
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Fisher-Price Recalls Dangerous 30-Foot-Tall High Chair
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March 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fisher-Price Recalls Dangerous 30-Foot-Tall High Chair
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FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
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July 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
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Bloated Man Recalls Halcyon Days Of 7 Oreos Ago
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December 16, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Bloated Man Recalls Halcyon Days Of 7 Oreos Ago
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FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-3-oranges-to-prove-they-can-juggle/
July 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-3-oranges-to-prove-they-can-juggle/
Man Returning From Near-Death Experience Recalls Angels Making Him Sign NDA theonion.com/man-returnin...
June 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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GE Recalls Washing Machines That Failed To Pleasure Lonely Housewives theonion.com/ge-reca...
July 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Grandma Recalls Wild Teenage Year Before She Met Grandpa
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Grandma Recalls Wild Teenage Year Before She Met Grandpa
Literally how these food recalls feel 😂
August 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Literally how these food recalls feel 😂
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
May 13, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
Fantastic Four’s Pedro Pascal Recalls Working With Trainer To Stretch Limbs 50 Feet theonion.com/fantast...
July 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Ryan Gosling Recalls Preparing For ‘Project Hail Mary’ By Consulting Katy Perry https://theonion.com/ryan-gosling-recalls-preparing-for-project-hail-mary-by-consulting-katy-perry/
March 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Ryan Gosling Recalls Preparing For ‘Project Hail Mary’ By Consulting Katy Perry https://theonion.com/ryan-gosling-recalls-preparing-for-project-hail-mary-by-consulting-katy-perry/
* COLOMBIA RECALLS AMBASSADOR FROM THE U.S., FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS, AMID DEEP DIPLOMATIC TENSIONS
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October 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
* COLOMBIA RECALLS AMBASSADOR FROM THE U.S., FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS, AMID DEEP DIPLOMATIC TENSIONS
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FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-40000-gallons-of-rfk-jr-milk/
June 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-40000-gallons-of-rfk-jr-milk/
Christopher Nolan Recalls Building Fully Practical Tom Holland For ‘The Odyssey’ https://theonion.com/christopher-nolan-recalls-building-fully-practical-tom-holland-for-the-odyssey/
July 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Christopher Nolan Recalls Building Fully Practical Tom Holland For ‘The Odyssey’ https://theonion.com/christopher-nolan-recalls-building-fully-practical-tom-holland-for-the-odyssey/
Yum yum.
"The raw milk producer at the center of several bird-flu recalls says RFK Jr. has encouraged him to apply for a position at the FDA.
"The recalls were the result of positive tests for H5N1 bird flu among his cows. His farms have since been quarantined...”
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"The raw milk producer at the center of several bird-flu recalls says RFK Jr. has encouraged him to apply for a position at the FDA.
"The recalls were the result of positive tests for H5N1 bird flu among his cows. His farms have since been quarantined...”
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California raw milk producer says RFK Jr. has encouraged him to apply for FDA position
The California raw milk producer who has issued several product recalls for bird flu has has applied for an advisory role at the Food and Drug Administration.
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December 9, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Yum yum.
"The raw milk producer at the center of several bird-flu recalls says RFK Jr. has encouraged him to apply for a position at the FDA.
"The recalls were the result of positive tests for H5N1 bird flu among his cows. His farms have since been quarantined...”
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"The raw milk producer at the center of several bird-flu recalls says RFK Jr. has encouraged him to apply for a position at the FDA.
"The recalls were the result of positive tests for H5N1 bird flu among his cows. His farms have since been quarantined...”
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USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family
USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family
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January 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family
Ready, set, recalls.
March 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Ready, set, recalls.
“Elon Shittenhouse” after Tesla recalls 46,000 Cybertrucks. 🤣
March 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Elon Shittenhouse” after Tesla recalls 46,000 Cybertrucks. 🤣
Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat
July 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Chippendales Recalls 4,000 Tons Of Tainted Man Meat
On Thursdays we post recalls.
February 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
On Thursdays we post recalls.
Before they announce any more food recalls, maybe we should recall RFK Jr.
August 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Before they announce any more food recalls, maybe we should recall RFK Jr.