#RECTAL
If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Cruz is a festering rectal canker.
July 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you’re not ashamed of Donald Trump, you’re clearly suffering from a cerebral-rectal inversion.
April 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Resemblance noted physically and behaviorally.
August 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Rectal polyp says wut
August 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Rectal itch is more popular than Donald Trump.
Trump's approval numbers have reached a new second-term low in the latest Gallup poll.

His approval is now at 36%. Disapproval has gone up to 60%.

Approval among independents is now at 25%.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That rectal exam stance is an interesting choice.
he doesn’t know passports are given to people who already live here does he
June 26, 2026 at 10:32 PM
For Rectal Use Only
December 16, 2024 at 4:12 AM
My man looks like the dictionary illustration for "painful rectal itch."
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
September 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Rectal decapitation
September 24, 2026 at 1:01 PM
September 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Even more than Goebbels or Nosferatu - a rectal polyp.
August 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Rectal rooter
August 20, 2026 at 10:45 AM
January 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
On my way to check your rectal temperature… 👨🏾‍⚕️
July 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
rectal thermometer
February 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Well, if it's free, why not.
October 26, 2023 at 2:57 PM
I’d trust Kilmar Abrego Garcia more w my kids than any of those sex offending Republican rectal thermometer’s
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey, remember when this walking cranio-rectal fistula ran NASA
Trump Cabinet member Sean Duffy: Lie after lie after lie. I have a hard time believing the government anymore

Stephen Miller's wife: I'm still distrustful of the government
September 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Honestly this is disrespectful to rectal polyps
August 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Stephen Miller is twins with a rectal polyp.
October 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is so disrespectful. To rectal polyps.
August 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
never stop learning
February 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Rectal exam

#straightmen
August 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Mike Johnson is so far up Trump’s, when Trump gets a rectal exam the Dr asks him to move over
June 24, 2026 at 3:55 PM