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True Art
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
March 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Sailors' Wisdom
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
robdogdraws.bsky.social
Say the line Reginald
May 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.
REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally. BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!" REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony. Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right. BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!" REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution? Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you. BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!" REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun) BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Barbecue Law
(Reginald is floating in the air following a scent trail, like Toucan Sam) BEARTATO: Whoa! What are you doing? REGINALD: Barbecue law states that if I follow a scent to its grill, the griller has to give me a hot dog. C'mon! (Reginald continues floating. Beartato follows along) REGINALD: Oh boy oh boy! (They reach the source of the scent. Harrison is on fire.) REGINALD (disappointed): Awww man!
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
brendelbored.bsky.social
Reginald Van Johnson playing a bass with text saying shut the fuck up
February 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
silvixen.bsky.social
Reginald
July 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
adoook.bsky.social
Sir Reginald :)
May 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
thegreatworlder.pmd.social
Little Reginald doodle for Flygon day those days ago!

#pmd
April 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
zackpolanski.bsky.social
Huge welcome to our newest Councillor.

Welcome Reginald! 💚🎉
southwarkgp.bsky.social Southwark Green Party @southwarkgp.bsky.social · Jan 6
🚨 A third Labour councillor has joined Southwark Green Party.

“The Green Party offers a message of real hope and change.”
– Cllr Reginald Popoola

Reginald will be a candidate for Rye Lane in the May election.
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
brainwascht.bsky.social
The certified reginald
June 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
thegreatworlder.pmd.social
Finally got to making that Autumn Reginald piece I've always wanted!

Happy Autumn!!
#pmd
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
brendelbored.bsky.social
Reginald VelJohnson says shut the fuck up!
August 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
doctorwaffles.bsky.social
Clap for Reginald 👏🏽🤎🐾
Dog, Reginald keeping tally of how many squeaky toys he has destroyed the squeak out of.
February 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
papapishu.bsky.social
Also to all Reginald VelJohnson heads: they got Reginald VelJohnson in this.
September 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
chrisraygun.bsky.social
reginald
February 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
rikergoogling.bsky.social
was reginald barclay in the a-team
June 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
nedroid.com
A little comic wherein Beartato and Reginald go to a doctor OR DO THEY??
April 3, 2024 at 3:15 PM
nedroid.com
Here is a comic from March 2024 that I forgot to post here, featuring my whimsical characters whose names I also forget
REGINALD: What do you *mean* I'm not charismatic? I *ooze* charisma! REGINALD (dripping liquid): Look! I'm oozing *right now!* REGINALD (gesturing to approaching group of people) And it's attracting women from all around! GROUP OF WOMEN: Do you need a doctor I'm a doctor Doctor Doctor here
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Beartato and Reginald discover they are both left-handed and celebrate with a high five.
April 9, 2024 at 4:39 PM
rikergoogling.bsky.social
was reginald barclay in the a-team
June 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
bug-deal.bsky.social
(transcription from ohnorobot.com) [[Reginald approaches his doctor, who's sitting at his desk]] Reginald: Doctor! I think I have rabies! [[Close-up of Reginald]] Reginald: I've been foaming! [[Close-up of doctor]] Doctor: At the mouth? [[Reginald exits stage-right]] Reginald: Nevermind!
March 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
superbharm0ny.bsky.social
it's Rat Day ft Reginald T. Rat from the @whygena.bsky.social
April 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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I remain your faithful betrothed, Reginald Thumbington the Fourth, Fifth Earl of Thumbshire! 👍
March 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM