#RETVRN
we have to go back
November 14, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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Pizza Hut Sicilian (1994, 1998): A rectangular, thick-crust pizza, made with a hearty, spicy sauce and cut into 8 square slices. It had basil, oregano, and garlic baked into the crust, and covered in a sprinkling of "cheese-herb seasoning". Tested regionally, then rolled out nationally 4 years later
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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September 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Retvrn
September 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
we will retvrn to XP before the decade is out
Microsoft shoved their AI Copilot into everything in Windows 11. Which lead to an increase in Windows 10 use. So they announced they'd stop support for Windows 10, but its usage was still strong. So they started to put Copilot into Windows 10.

Windows 7 use is surging 5x now.

AI is product poison.
October 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
RETVRN but it's just shooting a firehose of federal funding for a new WPA
Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.
July 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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February 10, 2024 at 2:32 AM
retvrn to doggy
May 14, 2024 at 3:54 AM
BRING IT ALL BACK.

RETVRN. RETVRN. RETVRN.
translucent tech!!? in 2026?? we are so BACK
April 22, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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February 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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April 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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May 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
RETVRN
Remember when "America has many groups of people in it and that's good and makes us strong" was an uncontroversial - even cliched - viewpoint that was universally endorsed across the political spectrum?

We can go back! We just have to get rid of the tiny handful of bitter, angry men in the way.
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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September 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
retvrn to tradition
February 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Retvrn.
September 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
RETVRN to damnatio memoriae
I think you could build considerable public support behind the idea of not just trying and punishing billionaires, but erasing their names and existence from any public physical space
HE HAD IT COMING
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME
June 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
RETVRN
I would like to at least get the chance to make a mixed drink with Crystal Pepsi.
September 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM