Trump can't even stay awake when RJF Jr is making up creepy sperm lies
RFK Jr: "In 1970, men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers do today"
May 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Trump can't even stay awake when RJF Jr is making up creepy sperm lies
Did RJF Jr say autistic people don't fuck? Lol. Lmao.
April 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Did RJF Jr say autistic people don't fuck? Lol. Lmao.
Guessing there was a bottle of Tylenol on the nightstand, and RJF Jr. spun this whole conspiracy out, Keyser Söze style.
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Guessing there was a bottle of Tylenol on the nightstand, and RJF Jr. spun this whole conspiracy out, Keyser Söze style.
![Comic. [Equation [rjf = 2GM / (4.5 m/s)2] with small drawing showing a circle with the radius delineated. On top of the circle there is an arc showing a small frog jumping and landing with RIBBIT and PLOP sound effects.] [caption] More practically useful than the Schwarzschild radius, the *Jumping Frog Radius* is the radius at which an object’s gravitational pull is so strong that even a champion jumping frog can’t escape.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreie7ex2amt4r4e6xhwf2pvxfejdyi6mv56d3hdfha64wjmp3gkltti)
December 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Seen in Georgetown around the corner from RJF Jr’s house: “White House of Horrors”
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Seen in Georgetown around the corner from RJF Jr’s house: “White House of Horrors”
This comes straight from RJF Jr's own HHS 👇
July 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This comes straight from RJF Jr's own HHS 👇
Dowletli Kafe; 79W4+RJF, Yoloten, Turkmenistan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=37.2970551%2C62.35653379999999&query_place_id=ChIJC_csbyUfQT8RT-K3jwXjVsM
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Dowletli Kafe; 79W4+RJF, Yoloten, Turkmenistan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=37.2970551%2C62.35653379999999&query_place_id=ChIJC_csbyUfQT8RT-K3jwXjVsM
1961 when RJF jr was not the creep he’s today.
September 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
1961 when RJF jr was not the creep he’s today.
Announcing the Replication Journal Federation (RJF)!
Born from Love Replications Week, RJF unites Diamond OA & not-for-profit journals to champion rigorous, transparent replication research.
🔗 forrt.org/rjf/
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Born from Love Replications Week, RJF unites Diamond OA & not-for-profit journals to champion rigorous, transparent replication research.
🔗 forrt.org/rjf/
🧵 1/3
April 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Announcing the Replication Journal Federation (RJF)!
Born from Love Replications Week, RJF unites Diamond OA & not-for-profit journals to champion rigorous, transparent replication research.
🔗 forrt.org/rjf/
🧵 1/3
Born from Love Replications Week, RJF unites Diamond OA & not-for-profit journals to champion rigorous, transparent replication research.
🔗 forrt.org/rjf/
🧵 1/3
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BEIDHO JOEYJHORWJGOQWTGOQTENHQOTENGWTIBGWRKV RJF RNF QEJFB THEMMM I LOVE THEM I NEED THEM AS PLUSHIES IN MY ROOMR N
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BEIDHO JOEYJHORWJGOQWTGOQTENHQOTENGWTIBGWRKV RJF RNF QEJFB THEMMM I LOVE THEM I NEED THEM AS PLUSHIES IN MY ROOMR N
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December 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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BEIDHO JOEYJHORWJGOQWTGOQTENHQOTENGWTIBGWRKV RJF RNF QEJFB THEMMM I LOVE THEM I NEED THEM AS PLUSHIES IN MY ROOMR N
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BEIDHO JOEYJHORWJGOQWTGOQTENHQOTENGWTIBGWRKV RJF RNF QEJFB THEMMM I LOVE THEM I NEED THEM AS PLUSHIES IN MY ROOMR N
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October 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Presumably, the Rjf of Albuquerque is about the length of an American Sausage.
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Presumably, the Rjf of Albuquerque is about the length of an American Sausage.
"You have died from listening to RJF Jr." Game Over. Abort. Ignore. Retry. Fail.
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"You have died from listening to RJF Jr." Game Over. Abort. Ignore. Retry. Fail.
I'd be happier if Trump, RJF Jr. and Oz had announced a cure to Jerkinson's Disease. Which they sorely need.
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'd be happier if Trump, RJF Jr. and Oz had announced a cure to Jerkinson's Disease. Which they sorely need.
N64brew user rjf is working on a bare metal N64 ROM project - completely independent of any existing SDK. He is documenting the project in a YouTube video series:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRH...
youtu.be/2mRA37JGGYA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRH...
youtu.be/2mRA37JGGYA
Making A Bare Metal N64 ROM
YouTube video by Ryan Fleury
www.youtube.com
September 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
N64brew user rjf is working on a bare metal N64 ROM project - completely independent of any existing SDK. He is documenting the project in a YouTube video series:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRH...
youtu.be/2mRA37JGGYA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRH...
youtu.be/2mRA37JGGYA
The raw sewerage removed itself for fear of being infected with RJF Jr.
May 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The raw sewerage removed itself for fear of being infected with RJF Jr.
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
I have RJF - Resting Janeway Face.
I have RJF - Resting Janeway Face.
January 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
I have RJF - Resting Janeway Face.
I have RJF - Resting Janeway Face.
DJT: Is a dog.
RJF Jr.: Ate a dog.
Pundits: When will Biden step aside?
RJF Jr.: Ate a dog.
Pundits: When will Biden step aside?
July 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
DJT: Is a dog.
RJF Jr.: Ate a dog.
Pundits: When will Biden step aside?
RJF Jr.: Ate a dog.
Pundits: When will Biden step aside?
Hear Ceremony frontman Ross Farrar's latest solo song as RJF, the tingly and minimal post-punk reverie "The Solitude Of Victory"
Ceremony's Ross J. Farrar Shares New RJF Solo Song "The Solitude Of Victory": Listen
Ross J. Farrar leads the always-morphing punk rock institution Ceremony and the very cool newer band Spice. He also writes poetry and releases his own music under his initials, RJF. Next month, Farrar...
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July 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hear Ceremony frontman Ross Farrar's latest solo song as RJF, the tingly and minimal post-punk reverie "The Solitude Of Victory"
"I think that went well, Sir."
- RJF, Jr. to Trump
- RJF, Jr. to Trump
a man in an apron is walking down a street
Alt: Men in black Meat Man. a man in an apron is walking down a street
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"I think that went well, Sir."
- RJF, Jr. to Trump
- RJF, Jr. to Trump
The real question is, why are you so bothered by accurate commentary about RJF, hmm? Stan much?
January 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The real question is, why are you so bothered by accurate commentary about RJF, hmm? Stan much?
Donald Trump IS a disease, far worse than measles.
RJF Jr. is a more effective human disease vector than anything that could possibly be created in a lab.
RJF Jr. is a more effective human disease vector than anything that could possibly be created in a lab.
April 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Donald Trump IS a disease, far worse than measles.
RJF Jr. is a more effective human disease vector than anything that could possibly be created in a lab.
RJF Jr. is a more effective human disease vector than anything that could possibly be created in a lab.