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November 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Over 1k and counting on our followers list. Thank you to everyone who's joined the party over the past few days.
<3 RMNB
<3 RMNB
RMNB entertaining this morning
May 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
RMNB entertaining this morning
RMNB*
Note: does not apply to hairline fractures
Note: does not apply to hairline fractures
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
RMNB*
Note: does not apply to hairline fractures
Note: does not apply to hairline fractures
writing the rmnb snapshot column at 11 PM on NYE let's gooooo
January 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
writing the rmnb snapshot column at 11 PM on NYE let's gooooo
Alex Ovechkin trades puck to young Capitals fan for a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
“She ended up crying her eyes out after and saying it was the best day of her life,” Cambree's mom told RMNB. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/04/03/a...
“She ended up crying her eyes out after and saying it was the best day of her life,” Cambree's mom told RMNB. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/04/03/a...
Alex Ovechkin trades puck to young Capitals fan for bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Alex Ovechkin may not be a general manager, but he did some wheeling and dealing at Monday's Washington Capitals practice. The NHL's…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
April 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Alex Ovechkin trades puck to young Capitals fan for a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
“She ended up crying her eyes out after and saying it was the best day of her life,” Cambree's mom told RMNB. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/04/03/a...
“She ended up crying her eyes out after and saying it was the best day of her life,” Cambree's mom told RMNB. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/04/03/a...
joe b has dark mode engaged like an rmnb patreon subscriber @joebsuitofthenight
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
joe b has dark mode engaged like an rmnb patreon subscriber @joebsuitofthenight
FOCO releases new bobbleheads celebrating Alex Ovechkin breaking the NHL goals record russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/04/06/f...
FOCO releases new bobbleheads celebrating Alex Ovechkin breaking the NHL goals record
Note: RMNB will get a tiny percentage of anything purchased through the following FOCO links in this article. Those funds will be…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
April 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
FOCO releases new bobbleheads celebrating Alex Ovechkin breaking the NHL goals record russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/04/06/f...
I didn't get a PPP loan for RMNB because it felt wrong
Boring Co., Elon Musk's tunneling company that has raised hundreds of millions in venture capital, has registered with the federal government as a "small business" making it eligible for government contracts reserved for small businesses
Musk-owned company says it qualifies for federal contracts reserved for small businesses
Not long after Donald Trump won the 2024 election, Elon Musk’s $7 billion tunneling company registered as a small business on a government portal for federal contractors.
www.muskwatch.com
April 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I didn't get a PPP loan for RMNB because it felt wrong
Huge dub here.
The Rialto gets exposure, and RMNB wanted clicks.
Win - Win
The Rialto gets exposure, and RMNB wanted clicks.
Win - Win
When you're fishing, it's always a great feeling when a big fish takes your bait right away and lets you reel it right in. I'd have to imagine that's how those responsible for the Rialto sign felt reading this.
Historic Raleigh, NC theater bans Tom Wilson during Capitals’ second-round playoff series against Hurricanes
May 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Huge dub here.
The Rialto gets exposure, and RMNB wanted clicks.
Win - Win
The Rialto gets exposure, and RMNB wanted clicks.
Win - Win
54-year-old Jaromir Jagr has yet to suit up for his club, Rytíři Kladno, in training camp or preseason.
If this is it, what a freakin' career Jags had 👏
(H/T iSport, RMNB)
If this is it, what a freakin' career Jags had 👏
(H/T iSport, RMNB)
August 31, 2026 at 5:34 AM
54-year-old Jaromir Jagr has yet to suit up for his club, Rytíři Kladno, in training camp or preseason.
If this is it, what a freakin' career Jags had 👏
(H/T iSport, RMNB)
If this is it, what a freakin' career Jags had 👏
(H/T iSport, RMNB)
Two minute minor penalty: Being punny
a hockey referee with his arms outstretched and the word rmnb in the corner
ALT: a hockey referee with his arms outstretched and the word rmnb in the corner
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Two minute minor penalty: Being punny
Hey RMNB: I think the consensus is Oh HELL No.
April 27, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Hey RMNB: I think the consensus is Oh HELL No.
But yeah, the RMNB screenshot shows the concerns of why these hits are bad and should be suspensions, because good luck avoiding a concussion on this hit
Tom Wilson injures Canucks’ Filip Chytil with huge hit in neutral zone russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/10/19/t...
Tom Wilson injures Canucks’ Filip Chytil with huge hit in neutral zone
Tom Wilson landed a huge hit at the end of the first period against the Vancouver Canucks that nearly landed him in…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
But yeah, the RMNB screenshot shows the concerns of why these hits are bad and should be suspensions, because good luck avoiding a concussion on this hit
I am preparing the RMNB offszn player reviews as an anti-jinx
April 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I am preparing the RMNB offszn player reviews as an anti-jinx
RMNB scoop! Jakub Vrana was spotted at Saturday's Capitals-Sabres game. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/04/05/j...
Jakub Vrana spotted at Capitals-Sabres game after SHL season with Linköping ends
The Washington Capitals had a special guest at Capital One Arena for their game against the Buffalo Sabres. Popular former Capital Jakub…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
April 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
RMNB scoop! Jakub Vrana was spotted at Saturday's Capitals-Sabres game. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/04/05/j...
OFFSIDE CONFIRMED. NO GOAL
March 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
OFFSIDE CONFIRMED. NO GOAL
Brandon Duhaime changes goal song to Lilo & Stitch's "Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride"
Brandon Duhaime changes goal song to Lilo & Stitch’s ‘Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride’
Brandon Duhaime changed his goal song ahead of the Washington Capitals' game against the Philadelphia Flyers on Tuesday. As reported by RMNB…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
April 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Brandon Duhaime changes goal song to Lilo & Stitch's "Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride"
New Alex Ovechkin goal-counter bobblehead released featuring light-up goal light russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/01/24/n...
New Alex Ovechkin goal-counter bobblehead released featuring light-up goal light
Note: RMNB will get a tiny percentage of anything purchased through the following FOCO links in this article. Those funds will be…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
January 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
New Alex Ovechkin goal-counter bobblehead released featuring light-up goal light russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/01/24/n...
The Carolina Hurricanes are Stanley Cup champions russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/06/14/c...
The Carolina Hurricanes are Stanley Cup champions
Note: RMNB will get a tiny percentage of anything purchased through the following NHL Shop links in this article. Those funds will…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
June 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The Carolina Hurricanes are Stanley Cup champions russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/06/14/c...
For the curious, here are some details about recent and upcoming changes to the website
Some updates we made to the website recently
Reader, hello. This isn’t a hockey story, just a minor, geeky update about the website. The third generation of the RMNB website has been live for almost 10 months, and we’re exceedingl…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:26 PM
For the curious, here are some details about recent and upcoming changes to the website
Washington Capitals Screaming Eagle cherry blossom hats released online russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/24/w...
Washington Capitals Screaming Eagle cherry blossom hats released online
Note: RMNB will get a tiny percentage of anything purchased through the following NHL Shop links in this article. Those funds will…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
March 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Washington Capitals Screaming Eagle cherry blossom hats released online russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/24/w...
Why were Brandon Duhaime and Pierre-Luc Dubois looking at a spoon entering the locker room? RMNB investigates. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/05/07/b...
Why were Brandon Duhaime and Pierre-Luc Dubois looking at a spoon entering the locker room? RMNB investigates.
The Washington Capitals routinely post photos of the team arriving at the arena ahead of games. The players, wearing full suits, serve…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
May 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why were Brandon Duhaime and Pierre-Luc Dubois looking at a spoon entering the locker room? RMNB investigates. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/05/07/b...