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June 17, 2024 at 5:28 PM
AUGHHHH FUCK RNG!!! 318 pulls on FineMo banner, only 7 ssrs (2.2% when the pull rate is 3%), only 1 of them actually useful, and NONE OF THEM FINEMO SSR. =<×_@/×^÷I^#^×<÷<#^@&×<÷^#_3<=7#^3<#^@73<÷^#^#<@&#!!!!!!

#umamusume #fuckRNG #RNGesusHatesMe #rant #venting
March 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Hello Bluesky or as I will now call you, "the stump" because I am here purely to scream into the void and vent about my frustrations with Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

Agree with me or don't, idc. I just need to vent and this is the place I will do so.

#umamusume #frustration #RNGesusHatesMe
February 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I have gotten slow metabolism 4 times in a row . . . Thats like a .0001 chance of happening . . . I have the worst fucking RNG . . .
#Umamusume #RNGesusHatesMe
June 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I swear my support cards don't know that speed training exists.

#umamusume #rng #rngesushatesme
May 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
You know you had a bad MANT run when you have this many points left at your final shop x.x

#umamusume #prettyderby #rngesushatesme
April 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This game does not reward time & skill, it only rewards good RNG.

#umamusume #RNG #fuckRNG #RNGesusHatesMe #rant #vent
March 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I hate getting Fast Learner in a career because I know the moment I get that, the rest of the career will be complete shit and the Fast Learner won't save it.

#umamusume #rng #RNGesusHatesMe #rant #venting
March 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
. . . 6 careers in a row getting tissues. Is my account just straight up cursed? I think I give up.

#umamusume #prettyderby #rng #rngesushatesme #rant #venting #wtf
March 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
3 careers in a row winning tissues for the New Year event . . . My rng is so fucking cursed.

#umamusume #rng #rngesushatesme
February 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I hate parent runs so much. Not just because they are an RNG shitshow, but because they make me slightly dislike the Umas I'm parent running even though they dont deserve it.

So why do I do it? Cause I'm a masochist who likes being competitive in CMs 😭

#Umamsume #prettyderby #RNG #RNGesusHatesMe
February 20, 2026 at 9:56 PM