Breaking: The Federalist Society quickly reboots as the Royalist Society.
February 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Breaking: The Federalist Society quickly reboots as the Royalist Society.
July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
July 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
also, what an image. the president demolishing a portion of a humble people’s house to make room for his royalist monstrosity
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
also, what an image. the president demolishing a portion of a humble people’s house to make room for his royalist monstrosity
You know what used to be uncool in the United States? Being a royalist
February 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You know what used to be uncool in the United States? Being a royalist
Updated design of my Royalist Hare character. 👑
April 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Updated design of my Royalist Hare character. 👑
“Listen, I get that you’re an anti-royalist, but can you PLEASE stop complaining about monarchies for five minutes and focus on labeling these geographic features?”
“Yeah, sure”
“Yeah, sure”
April 24, 2024 at 1:01 PM
“Listen, I get that you’re an anti-royalist, but can you PLEASE stop complaining about monarchies for five minutes and focus on labeling these geographic features?”
“Yeah, sure”
“Yeah, sure”
I’m no royalist but if Brian goes to the US as planned then let’s remind him of the likely reception…
March 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I’m no royalist but if Brian goes to the US as planned then let’s remind him of the likely reception…
It's Bastille Day. What, are you a Royalist? Or... a GIRONDIN?
July 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
It's Bastille Day. What, are you a Royalist? Or... a GIRONDIN?
Weird. The British Media and royalist d— riders insist this man is incredibly unpopular.
November 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Weird. The British Media and royalist d— riders insist this man is incredibly unpopular.
Here's a still from a new animation I'm working on, I've also made a new character; a Royalist soldier. 😅
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Here's a still from a new animation I'm working on, I've also made a new character; a Royalist soldier. 😅
??? No Kings is still valid in the UK unless you’re a dismal boot licking royalist
Apparently the London "No Kings" rally was renamed to "No Tyrants" because the United Kingdom is not a country, but a punchline
June 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
??? No Kings is still valid in the UK unless you’re a dismal boot licking royalist
In some ways, this is the least surprising story of the week:
Trump has hijacked America’s 250th Anniversary of Rejecting Kings and turned it into “a royalist celebration of himself"
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
Trump has hijacked America’s 250th Anniversary of Rejecting Kings and turned it into “a royalist celebration of himself"
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
Trump's Royalist July 4
Plus: A bad weekend for J.D. Vance and Graham Platner
open.substack.com
June 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
In some ways, this is the least surprising story of the week:
Trump has hijacked America’s 250th Anniversary of Rejecting Kings and turned it into “a royalist celebration of himself"
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
Trump has hijacked America’s 250th Anniversary of Rejecting Kings and turned it into “a royalist celebration of himself"
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
yes, sweetie, abolishing the monarchy includes disney princesses. stop crying. you’re 5, too old to be a royalist simp
May 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
yes, sweetie, abolishing the monarchy includes disney princesses. stop crying. you’re 5, too old to be a royalist simp
including or not including royalist violence?
September 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
including or not including royalist violence?
Just reading some totally normal Royalist writings from 1641.
November 15, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Just reading some totally normal Royalist writings from 1641.
Serving royalist tourism lol
January 15, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Serving royalist tourism lol
Tacky ass un-American anti-republican pre-1776 royalist trash. We don't do the f----- King's Birthday here. He's about half a step away from putting his face on all the coins and stamps.
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Tacky ass un-American anti-republican pre-1776 royalist trash. We don't do the f----- King's Birthday here. He's about half a step away from putting his face on all the coins and stamps.
"Ian Dunt, noted commentator, fierce royalist, and protector of the aristocratic order." YOU MAKE ME SICK.
December 11, 2024 at 7:04 PM
"Ian Dunt, noted commentator, fierce royalist, and protector of the aristocratic order." YOU MAKE ME SICK.
@abenewman.bsky.social to the Neo-Royalist courtesy telephone
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: Kevin Warsh—expected to be Trump's Fed chair pick—is the son-in-law of Trump donor Ronald Lauder (billionaire Estée Lauder heir), who convinced Trump in 2018 of the need to annex Greenland (and then invested heavily there), and who benefits from the Ukraine rare-earth deal?
Trump Administration Prepares for Warsh Fed Chair Nomination
The Trump administration is preparing for the president to nominate Kevin Warsh to be the next Federal Reserve chair, according to people familiar with the matter.
www.bloomberg.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 PM
@abenewman.bsky.social to the Neo-Royalist courtesy telephone
imagine being a royalist in this millenia lmao
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
imagine being a royalist in this millenia lmao
neo-royalist foreign policy somehow also returned us to the era of papal involvement in FP
The only person who can stop Donald Trump now is Pope Leo
The only person who can stop Donald Trump now is Pope Leo
The only person who can stop Donald Trump now is Pope Leo
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
neo-royalist foreign policy somehow also returned us to the era of papal involvement in FP
cough, cough, iranian royalist diaspora, cough
March 26, 2026 at 10:25 AM
cough, cough, iranian royalist diaspora, cough
increasingly inclined to see those royalist biopics the same way i do copaganda
February 23, 2026 at 10:03 AM
increasingly inclined to see those royalist biopics the same way i do copaganda
I’m not calling that man “sir,” you royalist
July 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I’m not calling that man “sir,” you royalist