#RaM
Ram
November 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
sam altman: your ram should be in data centers

me with 32 gigs of ram:
October 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
WEINE NICHT, WENN DIR SPEICHER FEHLT
RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM
🎸🎤🎶
November 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
ram it up your ass
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers

"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
October 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
November 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Can I buy ram yet?
Good morning everyone, tech stocks are crashing hard
October 30, 2026 at 5:16 PM
ram hours
November 1, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Ram Altman
November 2, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I do not like you, Sam-I-am.
You will not have my fucking RAM.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers

"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
October 30, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I will not give you all my RAM
You will not take it
Sam-Alt-Man
October 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
October 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Hahah fuck you I am over here playing Dressmaker with my 32GB of RAM
October 31, 2026 at 6:02 AM
(actual solution is to make RAM cheap again by building more RAM production capacity)
October 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The evolution of AI…

Sam Altman.
Ram Altman.
Ram Altram.
Ram Ramram.
November 1, 2026 at 8:09 AM
USB-C RAM.
October 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Yummy ram
October 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sam Altman: All the RAM Should Belong to Me, So I Can Charge People to Use It
Sam Altman: All the RAM Should Belong to Me, So I Can Charge People to Use It
Classic Sam!
gizmodo.com
October 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
😔 come on fellas give him your ram
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers

"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
October 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Sam Altman: All RAM shall belong to me!
November 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I am using that precious RAM to make silent movie GIFs
November 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
October 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM
uh has anyone done this one yet
October 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
sorry ai cucks i need to use that ram in my computer to play lesbian eroge
November 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Posting this 32 gigs of DDR5 RAM I've had sitting around forever because I'm too lazy to install on my laptop to trigger Sam Altman.
November 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM