Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict
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December 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict
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Let's face it: ICE is *not* a law enforcement agency. It is a ragtag collection of angry, arrested development vigilantes and malcontents that has gone "Lord of the Flies" on us.
July 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Let's face it: ICE is *not* a law enforcement agency. It is a ragtag collection of angry, arrested development vigilantes and malcontents that has gone "Lord of the Flies" on us.
Jurassic Park (1993)
A ragtag gang of dinosaurs attempt a wacky prison break after an evil businessman tries to force gender roles on them.
A ragtag gang of dinosaurs attempt a wacky prison break after an evil businessman tries to force gender roles on them.
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Jurassic Park (1993)
A ragtag gang of dinosaurs attempt a wacky prison break after an evil businessman tries to force gender roles on them.
A ragtag gang of dinosaurs attempt a wacky prison break after an evil businessman tries to force gender roles on them.
Avengers: Domesday (a ragtag group of 56 superheroes attempts to take a census of the towns in medieval Britain)
July 20, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Avengers: Domesday (a ragtag group of 56 superheroes attempts to take a census of the towns in medieval Britain)
guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.
April 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.
masked version of the ragtag crew
June 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
masked version of the ragtag crew
fortunately a ragtag team of disgraced agents known as the slow horses thwarted the operation...
September 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
fortunately a ragtag team of disgraced agents known as the slow horses thwarted the operation...
PRODUCER: our new show is about a ragtag group of mutant ninja turtles
STUDIO EXEC: HOW OLD ARE THEY
STUDIO EXEC: HOW OLD ARE THEY
June 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
PRODUCER: our new show is about a ragtag group of mutant ninja turtles
STUDIO EXEC: HOW OLD ARE THEY
STUDIO EXEC: HOW OLD ARE THEY
100% would trust her to run a ragtag group of fighters in post-apocalyptic America
September 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
100% would trust her to run a ragtag group of fighters in post-apocalyptic America
looking to be part of a ragtag crew
April 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
looking to be part of a ragtag crew
Personally?
I'd call them "ragtag bunch of misfits" games. Or just "ragtag" for short
I'd call them "ragtag bunch of misfits" games. Or just "ragtag" for short
March 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Personally?
I'd call them "ragtag bunch of misfits" games. Or just "ragtag" for short
I'd call them "ragtag bunch of misfits" games. Or just "ragtag" for short
a ragtag team of billionaire entrepreneurs unite to take down The Elite, a mentally ill man
January 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
a ragtag team of billionaire entrepreneurs unite to take down The Elite, a mentally ill man
Kind of funny that a million tanks being rolled into DC on train tracks gave people an ominous feeling but then the actual parade ended up looking like a cobbled-together pisspoor display of creaky equipment and soldiers who looked like ragtag conscripts who dont know how to march
June 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Kind of funny that a million tanks being rolled into DC on train tracks gave people an ominous feeling but then the actual parade ended up looking like a cobbled-together pisspoor display of creaky equipment and soldiers who looked like ragtag conscripts who dont know how to march
The crippled, toothless tiger with a 32% approval rating vows to lead his ragtag band of MAGA morons to a massive landslide victory in November.
What a Labor Day message 🙄, but yes most of us are exhausted by the constant chaos coming from this corrupt administration. But being exhausted doesn’t mean we will stop fighting.
September 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The crippled, toothless tiger with a 32% approval rating vows to lead his ragtag band of MAGA morons to a massive landslide victory in November.
you’re trying to tell me this ragtag group of kids is the future of starfleet
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
you’re trying to tell me this ragtag group of kids is the future of starfleet
I am 100% in favor of terminally-online cosplay Nazis launching a ragtag mission to save Assad. No innocents will be harmed.
December 7, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I am 100% in favor of terminally-online cosplay Nazis launching a ragtag mission to save Assad. No innocents will be harmed.
Two Times the Fun, Rolled into one~
December 21, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Two Times the Fun, Rolled into one~
When the only hope is a ragtag band of heroes 😩👌
September 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
When the only hope is a ragtag band of heroes 😩👌
Hillary Clinton has bigger balls than James Comer could ever dream of having.
She ran circles around him, his ragtag bunch of dimwits, and did it with a smile on her face.
She wanted the media at her deposition.
He didn’t.
Now we know why.
She ran circles around him, his ragtag bunch of dimwits, and did it with a smile on her face.
She wanted the media at her deposition.
He didn’t.
Now we know why.
March 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Hillary Clinton has bigger balls than James Comer could ever dream of having.
She ran circles around him, his ragtag bunch of dimwits, and did it with a smile on her face.
She wanted the media at her deposition.
He didn’t.
Now we know why.
She ran circles around him, his ragtag bunch of dimwits, and did it with a smile on her face.
She wanted the media at her deposition.
He didn’t.
Now we know why.
Paul Thomas Anderson’s ragtag revolutionary saga “One Battle After Another” took top honors at the 83rd Golden Globes in the comedy category, while Chloe Zhao's Shakespeare drama “Hamnet” upset “Sinners” to win best film, drama.
'One Battle After Another' and 'Hamnet' take top honors at Golden Globes
Paul Thomas Anderson’s ragtag revolutionary saga “One Battle After Another” and Chloe Zhao's Shakespeare drama “Hamnet” took top honors at Sunday’s 83rd Golden Globes, where the up-for-sale Warner Bro...
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January 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson’s ragtag revolutionary saga “One Battle After Another” took top honors at the 83rd Golden Globes in the comedy category, while Chloe Zhao's Shakespeare drama “Hamnet” upset “Sinners” to win best film, drama.
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
Working out hits way harder when you pretend you’re part of a ragtag group of adventurers and you’re training to help save the world tbh.
December 1, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Working out hits way harder when you pretend you’re part of a ragtag group of adventurers and you’re training to help save the world tbh.