AT LAST it is Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon looking at melons season.
August 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
AT LAST it is Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon looking at melons season.
Putin arrived in Tajikistan, where he was greeted with honors by President Rahmon despite the ICC arrest warrant against him.
October 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Putin arrived in Tajikistan, where he was greeted with honors by President Rahmon despite the ICC arrest warrant against him.
I was honored to join HAWA Foundation President Rahmon Moton at today’s food distribution drive, helping provide essential groceries and support to families in our community. Say a prayer for peace and prosperity.
March 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I was honored to join HAWA Foundation President Rahmon Moton at today’s food distribution drive, helping provide essential groceries and support to families in our community. Say a prayer for peace and prosperity.
Congratulations to Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon for winning parliamentary elections yesterday, through the tried-and-tested tactic of banning all opposition parties except for the token pro-regime stooges - seen here getting ahead of the rush and posting his letter to Santa.
March 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Congratulations to Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon for winning parliamentary elections yesterday, through the tried-and-tested tactic of banning all opposition parties except for the token pro-regime stooges - seen here getting ahead of the rush and posting his letter to Santa.
You know you’ve made it as a dictator when you’re the star turn at your country’s Independence Day drone display.
Emomali Rahmon is back - in drone form!
Emomali Rahmon is back - in drone form!
September 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
You know you’ve made it as a dictator when you’re the star turn at your country’s Independence Day drone display.
Emomali Rahmon is back - in drone form!
Emomali Rahmon is back - in drone form!
At bloody last it is Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon looking bored in front of huge piles of melons season. He is, quite naturally, wishing he was back in his air conditioned palace playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants.
July 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
At bloody last it is Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon looking bored in front of huge piles of melons season. He is, quite naturally, wishing he was back in his air conditioned palace playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants.
Putin arrived in Tajikistan, where he was greeted with honors despite the ICC arrest warrant against him.
Despite calls from Human Rights Watch to deny entry or arrest the Russian war criminal, the country’s authorities welcomed him with an embrace from President Rahmon.
Despite calls from Human Rights Watch to deny entry or arrest the Russian war criminal, the country’s authorities welcomed him with an embrace from President Rahmon.
October 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Putin arrived in Tajikistan, where he was greeted with honors despite the ICC arrest warrant against him.
Despite calls from Human Rights Watch to deny entry or arrest the Russian war criminal, the country’s authorities welcomed him with an embrace from President Rahmon.
Despite calls from Human Rights Watch to deny entry or arrest the Russian war criminal, the country’s authorities welcomed him with an embrace from President Rahmon.
10/ "But I’d have a word with [President] Rahmon – presumably every region of Russia is chipping in to ensure his cult of personality flourishes in Tajikistan, yet he’s forging ties with Ukraine. What a joke.
June 26, 2026 at 5:14 PM
10/ "But I’d have a word with [President] Rahmon – presumably every region of Russia is chipping in to ensure his cult of personality flourishes in Tajikistan, yet he’s forging ties with Ukraine. What a joke.
Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon, who always looks like he’d rather be at home playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants, thanks the Restaurant de Posh for his giant trifle, but can I have a spoon? There is no spoon.
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon, who always looks like he’d rather be at home playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants, thanks the Restaurant de Posh for his giant trifle, but can I have a spoon? There is no spoon.
"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"
December 12, 2024 at 8:04 AM
"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"
And occasionally Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon, who always looks like he’d rather be at home playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants instead of being forced to look at melons.
August 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
And occasionally Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon, who always looks like he’d rather be at home playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants instead of being forced to look at melons.
One of Assad’s regime Omar Rahmon picked up on the post and said on TwitterX “armed factions have withdrawn, and Maher al-Assad has returned under Russian air cover.”
Cue: panic and mobilisation.
Cue: panic and mobilisation.
January 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
One of Assad’s regime Omar Rahmon picked up on the post and said on TwitterX “armed factions have withdrawn, and Maher al-Assad has returned under Russian air cover.”
Cue: panic and mobilisation.
Cue: panic and mobilisation.
Meanwhile in Tajikistan, President Emomali Rahmon is looking at this year’s bounteous harvest of fuck knows what.
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Meanwhile in Tajikistan, President Emomali Rahmon is looking at this year’s bounteous harvest of fuck knows what.
We haven't looked at Tajikistan for a while and dictator Emomali Rahmon, who always looks like he'd rather be at home playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants. And the question is: Has be been forced to look at Watermelons again?
Yes. Yes he has.
Yes. Yes he has.
November 26, 2024 at 12:24 PM
We haven't looked at Tajikistan for a while and dictator Emomali Rahmon, who always looks like he'd rather be at home playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants. And the question is: Has be been forced to look at Watermelons again?
Yes. Yes he has.
Yes. Yes he has.
Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon looks like he’s organised a protest against a proposed 6,000 home development in north Hampshire, but he’s the only person to turn up.
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon looks like he’s organised a protest against a proposed 6,000 home development in north Hampshire, but he’s the only person to turn up.
Great to see Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon doing the one thing he’s good at - the old “Madam, I’m really rather interested in your melons” joke he stole from Viz Comic.
July 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Great to see Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon doing the one thing he’s good at - the old “Madam, I’m really rather interested in your melons” joke he stole from Viz Comic.
Chinese State Media covered the Trump visit on page 3. The headline on the front page was about the visit of Emomali Rahmon of Tajikistan. The message is clear to everyone except Trump: China considers the USA under Trump to be a 'has-been,' a faded power not worthy attention.
May 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Chinese State Media covered the Trump visit on page 3. The headline on the front page was about the visit of Emomali Rahmon of Tajikistan. The message is clear to everyone except Trump: China considers the USA under Trump to be a 'has-been,' a faded power not worthy attention.
Of all the photos of Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon looking like he'd rather be at home playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants, this is the most underpants/Grand Theft Auto photo ever
December 12, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Of all the photos of Tajikistan President Emomali Rahmon looking like he'd rather be at home playing Grand Theft Auto in his underpants, this is the most underpants/Grand Theft Auto photo ever
"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"
November 26, 2024 at 12:34 PM
"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"
Em quem você confiaria mais para cuidar dos seus investimentos?
1) Engomadinho do Bitcoin
2) Faraó dos Bitcoins;
3) Nanam Premiações e Rahmon Dias
1) Engomadinho do Bitcoin
2) Faraó dos Bitcoins;
3) Nanam Premiações e Rahmon Dias
September 5, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Em quem você confiaria mais para cuidar dos seus investimentos?
1) Engomadinho do Bitcoin
2) Faraó dos Bitcoins;
3) Nanam Premiações e Rahmon Dias
1) Engomadinho do Bitcoin
2) Faraó dos Bitcoins;
3) Nanam Premiações e Rahmon Dias
A whole bunch of UK local titles have started using Bluesky in recent weeks, and we’ve been following as many as we can. Do let us know if you know of any more.
Picture is unrelated.
Picture is unrelated.
February 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A whole bunch of UK local titles have started using Bluesky in recent weeks, and we’ve been following as many as we can. Do let us know if you know of any more.
Picture is unrelated.
Picture is unrelated.
“Can I speak to Mr Jablomé? First name Hayward”
“Hey guys! Hayward Jablomé? HAYWOOD JABLO… I know that’s you Rahmon I will shit you up”
“Hey guys! Hayward Jablomé? HAYWOOD JABLO… I know that’s you Rahmon I will shit you up”
December 12, 2024 at 8:08 PM
“Can I speak to Mr Jablomé? First name Hayward”
“Hey guys! Hayward Jablomé? HAYWOOD JABLO… I know that’s you Rahmon I will shit you up”
“Hey guys! Hayward Jablomé? HAYWOOD JABLO… I know that’s you Rahmon I will shit you up”
Yesterday, Tajikistan held its general election.
Unsurprisingly, the ruling party won the election. A reminder that democratic freedoms cannot be taken for granted.
Unsurprisingly, the ruling party won the election. A reminder that democratic freedoms cannot be taken for granted.
The election in Tajikistan is unlikely to be democratic
Instead it will be a way for Emomali Rahmon, the president, to cement his rule
buff.ly
March 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Yesterday, Tajikistan held its general election.
Unsurprisingly, the ruling party won the election. A reminder that democratic freedoms cannot be taken for granted.
Unsurprisingly, the ruling party won the election. A reminder that democratic freedoms cannot be taken for granted.
"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Anyway, here's Wonderwall"
Strategische Militärpartnerschaft zwischen Russland und Tadschikistan.
Länder, die so etwas machen, sollten gleich mit auf unsere Sanktionsliste.
Länder, die so etwas machen, sollten gleich mit auf unsere Sanktionsliste.
March 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Strategische Militärpartnerschaft zwischen Russland und Tadschikistan.
Länder, die so etwas machen, sollten gleich mit auf unsere Sanktionsliste.
Länder, die so etwas machen, sollten gleich mit auf unsere Sanktionsliste.