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February 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"Kindly take your leave and die at a different location."

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September 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
"Embrace randomness! Like rolling dice, life's outcomes can surprise us. Isn't it exciting? #RandomQuotes #LifeIsARollOfDice 🎲"
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
#Japan #premodern Japanese in sum:

"You've offended our Master! I will revenge Him!"

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I bow to no Asian or dragon 🐉
#PissOff
#NoIvyLeague
September 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
3797 is the year #Nostradamus predicted the #world would come to an end #Apocalypse

#Worldwide
#bluesky

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August 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"Admission to the funeral is by [paid] ticket only."

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August 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
"Do not take water and oxygen for granted."

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May 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
„Katzen sind gut. Halb diesseits. Halb jenseits.“

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Wer weiß es?
January 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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You don’t fuck with the dead, for they will fuck with you.
January 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“I’ve always lived in the land of the absurd [in my head] I just never expected to live it in the real world, but here we are.”
-Me
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June 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Infrared therapy triggers metabolic actions & stimulates ATP, which makes up the cell’s energy storehouse & is often depleted in the parts of the body most affected by neuropathy. It also promotes fibroblast growth & repair, which are the main cell components of connective tissues" #RandomQuotes
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Could I please, dissect him later?"

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August 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
#randomquotes

* If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible example.

* Eep opp ork uh huh!

* I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.

* "We hit a what?" - Captain of the Titanic.
March 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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* Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.

* Sea monkeys took my money.

* The best defense is to be offensive.

* The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

* Never judge a book by its movie.

* "What was that?" - Captain of the Hindenburg.
March 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Oh, I wanna see one of these porns." #randomquotes #dragoncon2025
September 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"You don't know where my knuckles have been!" #randomquotes #dragoncon2025
August 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
🎶🎶"Show me that dick print!" 🎶🎶🎶 #randomquotes #dragoncon2025
August 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"That's one hell of a sphincter." #randomquotes #dragoncon2025
August 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“What is innately yours is not influenced by what others do.
Innate strength was always yours.
I pray someday you will find faith to match it.”

- Drisal Marinell,
Brother’s Keeper
A.C. Turek
#randomquotes #fantasy #wip #mentalhealth #WriteSky
January 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In snrk.de/some-texts you can check whether the Lewis Carroll quotes posted by randomquotes really are by Lewis Carroll.
Library – The Hunting of the Snark
snrk.de
July 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hi randomquotes, will you block me for asking whether there is an original Lewis Carroll source for the quote posted by you?
July 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM