July 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I want to write some haiku poems, give me a topic and I'll give you a poem about the topic.
#RandomRyku
#RandomRyku
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I want to write some haiku poems, give me a topic and I'll give you a poem about the topic.
#RandomRyku
#RandomRyku
July 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
New list, new #RandomRyku for Starwhal (A Podcast that I edit on the @oneshotnetwork.bsky.social):
Apartment Spaceship
High stakes slice of life food prep
And Oops! All furries.
Apartment Spaceship
High stakes slice of life food prep
And Oops! All furries.
Starwhal
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New list, new #RandomRyku for Starwhal (A Podcast that I edit on the @oneshotnetwork.bsky.social):
Apartment Spaceship
High stakes slice of life food prep
And Oops! All furries.
Apartment Spaceship
High stakes slice of life food prep
And Oops! All furries.
Another batch of #RandomRyku readings over on the Tikky Tokkies, as @senda.bsky.social likes to say. These are prompts from @zadkielingreen.bsky.social right here on Bluesky:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvaummW/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvaummW/
Today's #RandomRyku poems are all about Being Mean and My Recording Equipment! Prompts from @Zadkielingreen. T-shirt is the white Huntrix shirt from KPop Demon Hunters, the one Bobby wears with the ba...
TikTok video by Ryan Boelter
www.tiktok.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Another batch of #RandomRyku readings over on the Tikky Tokkies, as @senda.bsky.social likes to say. These are prompts from @zadkielingreen.bsky.social right here on Bluesky:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvaummW/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrvaummW/
Starwhal
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
July 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
July 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
#RandomRyku for Meatloaf
Bread meat, baked and sauced
You could make it a sandwich,
But I won't do that.
Bread meat, baked and sauced
You could make it a sandwich,
But I won't do that.
I threw together a list that might be overwhelming, so feel free to ignore or cherry pick:
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
#RandomRyku for Meatloaf
Bread meat, baked and sauced
You could make it a sandwich,
But I won't do that.
Bread meat, baked and sauced
You could make it a sandwich,
But I won't do that.
Starwhal
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
#RandomRyku for my recording equipment
Vibrating words strike.
Digital clouds, copper tubes.
Please, hit record first.
Vibrating words strike.
Digital clouds, copper tubes.
Please, hit record first.
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
#RandomRyku for my recording equipment
Vibrating words strike.
Digital clouds, copper tubes.
Please, hit record first.
Vibrating words strike.
Digital clouds, copper tubes.
Please, hit record first.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I threw together a list that might be overwhelming, so feel free to ignore or cherry pick:
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
#RandomRyku for Martyrdom
Harsh worlds with sharp swords
We fall down a path of hate
Rise for the fallen
Harsh worlds with sharp swords
We fall down a path of hate
Rise for the fallen
I threw together a list that might be overwhelming, so feel free to ignore or cherry pick:
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
#RandomRyku for Martyrdom
Harsh worlds with sharp swords
We fall down a path of hate
Rise for the fallen
Harsh worlds with sharp swords
We fall down a path of hate
Rise for the fallen
#RandomRyku for the last person I talked to in person
Little unicorn.
Full of smiles, laughter and joy.
Growing up too fast.
This almost had to be about a direct family member for me. Lol. Outside of direct family?
Theater cleaner,
The show is done, yet we sit.
After credits time!
Little unicorn.
Full of smiles, laughter and joy.
Growing up too fast.
This almost had to be about a direct family member for me. Lol. Outside of direct family?
Theater cleaner,
The show is done, yet we sit.
After credits time!
Starwhal
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
#RandomRyku for the last person I talked to in person
Little unicorn.
Full of smiles, laughter and joy.
Growing up too fast.
This almost had to be about a direct family member for me. Lol. Outside of direct family?
Theater cleaner,
The show is done, yet we sit.
After credits time!
Little unicorn.
Full of smiles, laughter and joy.
Growing up too fast.
This almost had to be about a direct family member for me. Lol. Outside of direct family?
Theater cleaner,
The show is done, yet we sit.
After credits time!
#RandomRyku for Being Mean
I lash out with spite.
Not because of your actions...
I'm the one who hurts.
I lash out with spite.
Not because of your actions...
I'm the one who hurts.
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
#RandomRyku for Being Mean
I lash out with spite.
Not because of your actions...
I'm the one who hurts.
I lash out with spite.
Not because of your actions...
I'm the one who hurts.
Another #RandomRyku for my most socially acceptable vice:
The morning rises
A fog lifts away from night
Without, brain goes brrrrrrrrrr
The morning rises
A fog lifts away from night
Without, brain goes brrrrrrrrrr
Starwhal
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Another #RandomRyku for my most socially acceptable vice:
The morning rises
A fog lifts away from night
Without, brain goes brrrrrrrrrr
The morning rises
A fog lifts away from night
Without, brain goes brrrrrrrrrr
#RandomRyku for A street that matters to me
Pitter patter tracks
Walk along the danger path
To find friends and fun
Pitter patter tracks
Walk along the danger path
To find friends and fun
I threw together a list that might be overwhelming, so feel free to ignore or cherry pick:
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#RandomRyku for A street that matters to me
Pitter patter tracks
Walk along the danger path
To find friends and fun
Pitter patter tracks
Walk along the danger path
To find friends and fun
#RandomRyku for Telling your left from your right
Hands up, frame the world
Look at both and find the L
No, your other L
Hands up, frame the world
Look at both and find the L
No, your other L
Starwhal
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
#RandomRyku for Telling your left from your right
Hands up, frame the world
Look at both and find the L
No, your other L
Hands up, frame the world
Look at both and find the L
No, your other L
Here's the TikTok reading of this poem. I would love some prompts from folks, so feel free to comment on the video and I'll write you a haiku about any topic!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh1KGB6G/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh1KGB6G/
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Here's the TikTok reading of this poem. I would love some prompts from folks, so feel free to comment on the video and I'll write you a haiku about any topic!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh1KGB6G/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh1KGB6G/
#RandomRyku for the smallest thing I love (fascinated by):
4K? 8K? No.
Universe resolution.
Planck length res, bay-bee!
Bonus (Love: Affectionate):
Bitty beans kneading
Soft rumble on my tummy
Ouch! Now it's pokey!
4K? 8K? No.
Universe resolution.
Planck length res, bay-bee!
Bonus (Love: Affectionate):
Bitty beans kneading
Soft rumble on my tummy
Ouch! Now it's pokey!
I threw together a list that might be overwhelming, so feel free to ignore or cherry pick:
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
#RandomRyku for the smallest thing I love (fascinated by):
4K? 8K? No.
Universe resolution.
Planck length res, bay-bee!
Bonus (Love: Affectionate):
Bitty beans kneading
Soft rumble on my tummy
Ouch! Now it's pokey!
4K? 8K? No.
Universe resolution.
Planck length res, bay-bee!
Bonus (Love: Affectionate):
Bitty beans kneading
Soft rumble on my tummy
Ouch! Now it's pokey!
#RandomRyku for the New Year
Arbitrary time
Spiraling around a star
A time for new joys.
Happiness. Sadness.
Both placed in the past. Fleeting.
A time to rebuild.
Whether cold or warm,
A time for new beginnings.
Happy New Year, all.
Arbitrary time
Spiraling around a star
A time for new joys.
Happiness. Sadness.
Both placed in the past. Fleeting.
A time to rebuild.
Whether cold or warm,
A time for new beginnings.
Happy New Year, all.
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
#RandomRyku for the New Year
Arbitrary time
Spiraling around a star
A time for new joys.
Happiness. Sadness.
Both placed in the past. Fleeting.
A time to rebuild.
Whether cold or warm,
A time for new beginnings.
Happy New Year, all.
Arbitrary time
Spiraling around a star
A time for new joys.
Happiness. Sadness.
Both placed in the past. Fleeting.
A time to rebuild.
Whether cold or warm,
A time for new beginnings.
Happy New Year, all.
Back at it with another #RandomRyku, this time for Something I'm proud of:
Bone tingling crunch
A Horror lurks in the dark
Derry waits for you
(This one is dedicated to @coffeedetective.bsky.social and the entire AHB crew for their LOSERS: A Love Story adaptation of Stephen King's IT)
Bone tingling crunch
A Horror lurks in the dark
Derry waits for you
(This one is dedicated to @coffeedetective.bsky.social and the entire AHB crew for their LOSERS: A Love Story adaptation of Stephen King's IT)
Starwhal
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
Telling your left from your right
Refrigerators
Something you’re proud of
Your most socially acceptable vice
The last person you talked to in person
Disorder
Something on your window sill
Random tables
Times tables
Kitchen tables
What you do to keep warm
Rhyming couplets
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Back at it with another #RandomRyku, this time for Something I'm proud of:
Bone tingling crunch
A Horror lurks in the dark
Derry waits for you
(This one is dedicated to @coffeedetective.bsky.social and the entire AHB crew for their LOSERS: A Love Story adaptation of Stephen King's IT)
Bone tingling crunch
A Horror lurks in the dark
Derry waits for you
(This one is dedicated to @coffeedetective.bsky.social and the entire AHB crew for their LOSERS: A Love Story adaptation of Stephen King's IT)
I gave Ryan a list of things to write haikus about and it’s banger after banger.
#RandomRyku includes some older ones and threads, so check that out. It’s so cool to watch someone put in solid reps like this. This is my equivalent of a sports fan who loves watching the game played more than wins.
#RandomRyku includes some older ones and threads, so check that out. It’s so cool to watch someone put in solid reps like this. This is my equivalent of a sports fan who loves watching the game played more than wins.
#RandomRyku for the smallest thing I love (fascinated by):
4K? 8K? No.
Universe resolution.
Planck length res, bay-bee!
Bonus (Love: Affectionate):
Bitty beans kneading
Soft rumble on my tummy
Ouch! Now it's pokey!
4K? 8K? No.
Universe resolution.
Planck length res, bay-bee!
Bonus (Love: Affectionate):
Bitty beans kneading
Soft rumble on my tummy
Ouch! Now it's pokey!
I threw together a list that might be overwhelming, so feel free to ignore or cherry pick:
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
TV edits of movies
The Ten of Swords
Green
Being mean
Your recording setup
The smallest thing you love
A street that matters to you
Martyrdom
Video game controllers
Meatloaf (the artist or the dish or both)
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I gave Ryan a list of things to write haikus about and it’s banger after banger.
#RandomRyku includes some older ones and threads, so check that out. It’s so cool to watch someone put in solid reps like this. This is my equivalent of a sports fan who loves watching the game played more than wins.
#RandomRyku includes some older ones and threads, so check that out. It’s so cool to watch someone put in solid reps like this. This is my equivalent of a sports fan who loves watching the game played more than wins.