#RandomShowerThought

📆 Calendars purchased in June should be 50% off.

#ChangeMyMind if you can find it. (I suspect it's under the fridge with my virginity, Jesus, and other things I've lost along the way. 🤔)

#SillyHumor

#RandomShowerThought
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If I only eat 2x a day,
Why do I have to poo 4x a day?

The math ain't mathin'.

And now, I have to get out of the shower early! 😠