#Rapture2025
I'm just as disappointed in #rapture2025 as the Xtians.
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Do we have a count on the number of believers who were raptured yesterday?

#Rapture2025
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Like seriously, I have to pee.

#Rapture #Rapture2025 #AllDogsGoToHeaven
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Not sure what happened. We were supposed to be safe. #Rapture2025 #LeftBehind
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Renew! Renew! #Rapture2025 #Rapture
September 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Breaking News:

#Rapture2025 postponed as Jesus was taken into custody by ICE and has been indefinitely detained.

Story at 11.
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
5 horror movies for you to watch before you get raptured tomorrow. #rapture #horrormovies #christianity #satan #rapture2025
September 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Are you prepared for tomorrow's rapture? It'll probably have the best ratings and crowd sizes. #Rapture2025 #Trump #TrumpGoldVisa #Jesus
September 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So today's the Rapture, eh? My wife pranked me with this. 😭

#rapture #rapture2025
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
With #MeMBu, you can bother your god the right way.

#Rapture2025
#OpFuckShed
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Happy #Rapture2025 🤣😅😂
September 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Helgi waiting for the Rapture. With an emotional support cushion...

#Cats #Rapture2025 #CatsOfBluesky
September 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
the view from up here goes craaaaazy hard #rapture2025
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I guess I didn’t make the cut.

#Rapture2025
a hamster is standing on its hind legs and looking at the camera .
Alt: A hamster waves and says, “Hello…I’m still here.”
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Looks like we’re still here.

#RaptureReady #Rapture2025 #WitchTok #WitchyVibes
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Might have lost some of those requirements when it was translated to American.

To read the full comic go to penny-arcade.com !
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/0... #Rapture2025 #Christianity #WhiteJesus #biblicallyaccurate #comedy #foryou
September 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Trying to see if they forgot about me or I missed my call time because I’m still here #Rapture2025 #TheRapture
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
#Rapture #Rapture2025 #MAGA #DemVoice1

So some folks said the rapture didn’t happen…
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Found it!

#rapture2025
Is the rapture TODAY??!!??

Give me like 5, I need to find a hair tie…
September 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Im so fucking funny. #rapture2025
September 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
6 pm central and I’m still not raptured #rapture2025
September 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They gone yet or nah? #Rapture2025
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yaaaaaalllllll #rapture2025 😭😭😭😭
September 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM