she shock on my bio till I get raptured
November 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
she shock on my bio till I get raptured
hell yeah I'm hyped for the DCU + Left Behind collab, it will be interesting to see which DC heroes and villains get raptured and which do not
November 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
hell yeah I'm hyped for the DCU + Left Behind collab, it will be interesting to see which DC heroes and villains get raptured and which do not
can these "I'm totally going to go to Fandom Heaven" motherfuckers just get raptured already and leave the rest of us the fuck alone
November 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
can these "I'm totally going to go to Fandom Heaven" motherfuckers just get raptured already and leave the rest of us the fuck alone
superman definitely does not get raptured, batman does
November 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
superman definitely does not get raptured, batman does
Be thinking you bout to get raptured & it's just a raggedy mf in a Ram wit they higher-than-high beams on
Nothing is as aggravating as them fucking 10000 watt led headlights approaching you on a dark road
November 12, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Be thinking you bout to get raptured & it's just a raggedy mf in a Ram wit they higher-than-high beams on
She got raptured 😂
November 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
She got raptured 😂
“i need to leave this place”
*gets raptured*
*gets raptured*
November 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
“i need to leave this place”
*gets raptured*
*gets raptured*
Every so often, my dog will leave an impression of where he was taking a nap
Things like this make it look like he got raptured
Things like this make it look like he got raptured
November 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Every so often, my dog will leave an impression of where he was taking a nap
Things like this make it look like he got raptured
Things like this make it look like he got raptured
In universe justification: Superman as an alien doesn’t have a soul so he can’t be raptured. Batman as a job creator gets raptured.
November 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
In universe justification: Superman as an alien doesn’t have a soul so he can’t be raptured. Batman as a job creator gets raptured.
It's always weird to hear from LB after she raptured herself off of twitter
November 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
It's always weird to hear from LB after she raptured herself off of twitter
why does it seem like everyone throughout history with acne died before they were 30 years old? where is everyone with acne scars? did they get raptured?
November 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
why does it seem like everyone throughout history with acne died before they were 30 years old? where is everyone with acne scars? did they get raptured?
i'm so scared. every time this happens its like watching all your neighbors get raptured
November 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
i'm so scared. every time this happens its like watching all your neighbors get raptured
It may be of interest to news editors that the St Clair streetcar is being raptured. Twice now the arrival clock has wound down to ‘due’ before bouncing back to four to six minutes away. The Toronto transit experience at its Waiting for Godot finest
November 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It may be of interest to news editors that the St Clair streetcar is being raptured. Twice now the arrival clock has wound down to ‘due’ before bouncing back to four to six minutes away. The Toronto transit experience at its Waiting for Godot finest
Evangelicals wanting to be raptured over leaving earth nice for their hordes of children (or anyone else).
November 9, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Evangelicals wanting to be raptured over leaving earth nice for their hordes of children (or anyone else).
Blue states have been raptured and red states like Tennessee have been left behind in the hell of corrupt, mean & self-dealing Republican leadership.
November 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Blue states have been raptured and red states like Tennessee have been left behind in the hell of corrupt, mean & self-dealing Republican leadership.
Uh oh - I skipped lunch yesterday. I hope that doesn’t mean I fasted and I have to be raptured now. I don’t want to spend my afterlife anywhere near the likes of Hawley.
November 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Uh oh - I skipped lunch yesterday. I hope that doesn’t mean I fasted and I have to be raptured now. I don’t want to spend my afterlife anywhere near the likes of Hawley.
It’s so cute they think they’ll be raptured.
November 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It’s so cute they think they’ll be raptured.
And when all the superheroes get raptured, who will be there to save us?
November 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
And when all the superheroes get raptured, who will be there to save us?
Incorrect! You're getting raptured!
November 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Incorrect! You're getting raptured!
Is this what it feels like to be raptured??????????????????
November 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Is this what it feels like to be raptured??????????????????
The biggest audience for this propaganda is evangelical Christians who hate Jewish people but love the idea of Armageddon destroying Israel so they can be raptured.
November 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The biggest audience for this propaganda is evangelical Christians who hate Jewish people but love the idea of Armageddon destroying Israel so they can be raptured.
welcome to my gasleak. fellas is it gay to embody the desire for a kinder world that drove your friend and ally until he was raptured for it
November 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
welcome to my gasleak. fellas is it gay to embody the desire for a kinder world that drove your friend and ally until he was raptured for it
I look exactly like Julie Chen, so correct image. #bbmidnightsecret
November 8, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I look exactly like Julie Chen, so correct image. #bbmidnightsecret