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actualserpex.bsky.social
This was gonna be sweet and then I turned it toxic. Whoopsies.

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/891878...

#serpexwrites #genshinimpact #xiao #aether #rarekinkbuffet #xiaother
The Last Time Serpex Summary: Aether's past rushes back the moment he meets Xiao's eyes at a bar. They've never had a smooth relationship. This night threatens to break all their new ones, too. 1/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers. 2/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
September 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
felcast.bsky.social
Wrote some more Malihu in the Malik and Hubert break up after ten years together verse that started because of rarekinkbuffet. ✌ archiveofourown.org/works/91598676
Malik attends the one event he always hoped would never happen: Hubert's wedding to an arranged bride.
August 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Flowers of Fire 2026
Day 8: Chains

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/84051556

#serpexwrites #flowersoffire2026 #HBDWenNing #mingning #rarekinkbuffet
The Butcher’s Chained Fox Serpex Summary: Wen Ning was losing hope that he would ever spend a pleasant breeding season with someone who could tolerate and keep up with his sex drive. Thanks to the meddling Nie Huaisang, he was offered the precise solution. Somehow, it ended up with Wen Ning hanging out in the basement with his best friend's older brother. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
July 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Flowers of Fire 2026
Day 5: Hairpin

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/82930616

#serpexwrites #flowersoffire2026 #HBDWenNing #ningxian #rarekinkbuffet
Let Me Hold Your Flesh and Bones Serpex Summary: In a weird series of effects, Wen Ning has swallowed a cursed hairpin. Only Wei Wuxian could dig it back out from inside him. What neither of them expected was how much it turned them both on. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
July 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
This is probably one of the weirdest fics I’ve written. Heavy warnings here. The dove is dead. But otherwise, hope yall like my first fic for this fandom. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/87561586

#littlemushroom #serpexwrites #rarekinkbuffet #lufeng #anzhe
Mushroom Soup Serpex Summary: Their love is desire amplified with a deep hunger to touch and understand. It goes beyond what normal people can do. Alas, they aren't exactly the most normal of people anyway. When Lu Feng proposes the insane idea of having An Zhe touch him from inside his body, he can't deny how eager he is to do it. He only hopes that Lu Feng won't bite. 1/2 Tags—Follow link for full list. 2/2 Tags—Follow link for full list.
July 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
My first HSR fic and it’s utter debauchery. Honestly, fitting. Enjoy. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/83758731

#serpexwrites #hsr #danheng #caelus #rarekinkbuffet #dancae
Sleep Debts Incurred Serpex Summary: Caelus didn't like to admit that his body needed rest sometimes. But it had a way of catching up to him. Dan Heng seemed to enjoy making light of his miserable state, both lulling him into slumber and bringing him back out. 1/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers. 2/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
May 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
You ever just wanna make some broken people even worse? Yeah. Yeah this is not the way to cope. But alas, writing it has become my therapy. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/81564691

#mdzs #serpexwrites #niemingjue #wenruohan #rarekinkbuffet
A Father's Love Serpex Summary: Wen Ruohan thought he would have died when Meng Yao ran him through with the sword. He doesn't expect to wake up as a prisoner, nor does he expect his fate to lie in the heart of Qinghe as Nie Mingjue's bedwarmer. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
May 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
As someone who uses courtesy names more, using solely birth names made it a funny little thing. But I think this #jadecest piece turned out nice. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/80355096

#serpexwrites #erotica4barbarians #mdzs #lanxichen #lanwangji #rarekinkbuffet
Trigger Point Serpex Summary: Between the two of them, it's hard to tell who is indulging in this massage more: the older brother or the younger one. 1/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers. 2/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
April 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Starting out with some fun #wriolette for #erotica4barbarians

Using their titles was a strange experience. Also doubled up for #rarekinkbuffet Hope y’all like it. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/79888336

#serpexwrites #genshinimpact #wriothesley #neuvillette
For All Time Serpex Summary: Neuvillette enjoys when Wriothesley uses his elemental powers on him behind closed doors. 1/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers. 2/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
April 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Some people may recognize that I’ve already filled this prompt but I had to do it again. Cakeverse is great. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/82218856

#serpexwrites #mdzs #lanxichen #weiwuxian #rarekinkbuffet
The Rules Don't Bend Serpex Summary: Wei Wuxian was never a cake. Unfortunately, Mo Xuanyu is. When Wei Wuxian returns in the young man's body, Lan Xichen finds himself drawn to his brother's husband in unspeakable ways. He tries to leave and cut the problem at its source until one day, Wei Wuxian appears and lets himself right into the heart of Lan Xichen's den. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
March 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
I felt like I got possessed in the middle of the night to write this. Spat it out in one sitting. Funny what a good prompt will do to haunt you until you appease its needs.

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/81993476

#serpexwrites #genshinimpact #illuga #varka #flins #rarekinkbuffet
Meager Morsels Serpex Summary: Illuga walks in on Varka’s and Flins’s private affairs. He can’t seem to look away and ends up making more mistakes on this night. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
March 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Back out here making more rare pairs. This time, it’s Jin Ling and Wen Qing. This one’s a bit whimsical I think. I had some fun with it. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/78606766

#serpexwrites #wenqing #jinling #mdzs #rarekinkbuffet
Butterfly Wounds Serpex Summary: Wen Qing wakes in the middle of the night to see an angry Jiang Cheng and a rattled Jin Ling. She's not sure what to think, but she takes the younger man in anyway while his uncle returns to clean things up. It's only when Wen Qing lays eyes on the extent of Jin Ling's injuries that she understands. It's a little hard to treat someone so tense, though. So, she lends a hand to make things easier for both of them. She doesn't want to admit how much she enjoys it. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
March 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Oct: Costumes

This is just shameless smexy times with Sting and Rogue featuring those suggestive Halloween fits. Enough said. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/67584851

#serpexwrites #fairytail #stingue #yotp25 #stingeucliffe #roguecheney #rarekinkbuffet
Git ‘er Done Cowboy Serpex Summary: “Hands up, you little bandit. I got a pistol in my pants, and she’s ready to blow.” That was all Sting had to say before Rogue was enraptured and on his knees. Looks like the cowboy costume was a good idea, after all. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Jun: Paying a Debt With Your Body

The dove is so dead that even its bones wept. But also filling an RKB prompt with this one. Double whammy. ^^

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/66866020

#serpexwrites #fairytail #stingue #yotp25 #stingeucliffe #roguecheney #rarekinkbuffet
Cost of Forgiveness Serpex Summary: It is Sting's job to act as a guide for the people. But in that same vein, he must protect his flock and weed out vermin. When he sees Rogue for the first time, Sting finds himself entranced with only a single wish to bring enlightenment to this new lamb. He'll feign forgiveness if that is what the poor soul desires. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Oh my god I forgot tags again. This is also a #rarekinkbuffet full. My bad XD
actualserpex.bsky.social Serpex @actualserpex.bsky.social · Sep 17
I have once again written a ship that doesn’t exist yet on AO3. Tho for good reason I suppose? They’re both canonically dead 😂 NOT ANYMORE. I don’t know but enjoy.

#mdzs #serpexwrites #jinrusong #xiaoxingchen #ao3
Getting Railed on a Railway Serpex Summary: He only needed to keep it together for three more stops. But, in the end, someone managed to get behind him, and Jin Rusong is stuck as his assailant breathes down his neck. But when he hears that voice, he knows that it's Xiao Xingchen. He can only endure and hope it ends before he reaches his destination. Only three more stops. 1/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers. 2/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
September 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
actualserpex.bsky.social
It’s not too often I write F/F and I really should more. But saw this prompt and decided a nice little Drabble would be fun. Plus, I get to spoil Yanli. ^^

#serpexwrites #ao3 #mdzs #jiangyanli #luoqingyang #rarekinkbuffet
A Helping Hand Serpex Summary: Although her child has already been born, the Lanling Jin heir secured, Jiang Yanli still wants to chase pleasure. Luo Qingyang is more than happy to fill the void to her fullest desires. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
August 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Would you believe this is the first story I’ve written actually centralized around ChengXian? It’s a monumental moment. ^^

#serpexwrites #ao3 #mdzs #jiangcheng #weiwuxian #chengxian #rarekinkbuffet
Repentance Serpex Summary: Jiang Cheng has been suffering in silence since the day his entire family was stolen away from him, one by one. But now, Wei Wuxian has returned, and of everyone in the world, he can finally give Jiang Cheng what he needs: punishment for years of failure. Wei Wuxian disagrees wholeheartedly. But he stubbornly understands, so he'll play his captor. He'll do anything for his brother. 1/2 Tags — Follow link for full list for screen readers. 2/2 Tags — Follow link for full list for screen readers.
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
A little smutty Drabble of two dragons. Cuz why not? ^^

#writing #serpexwrites #ao3 #genshinimpact #zhongli #neuvillette #rarekinkbuffet
Awakened From Within Serpex Summary: No matter their heated night or early mornings, Zhongli is happy to have Neuvillette as close and possible. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
June 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
The title, the fic, the everything that this is—it’s all one giant pun and I am savoring that fact.

#writing #serpexwrites #ao3 #genshinimpact #zhongli #neuvillette #rarekinkbuffet
Boot-y Call Serpex Summary: Zhongli has only one request for tonight's affairs. The knee-high heeled boots stay on. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
June 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
A little water sports spin with WangXian in this one. (Again.) I swear this isn’t an annual tradition now. It’s not…I think. ^^

#writing #serpexwrites #ao3 #mdzs #lanwangji #weiwuxian #wangxian #rarekinkbuffet
Fill Me, Seize Me, Release Me Serpex Summary: Within the walls of the Jingshi, Lan Wangji indulges in taking all that his husband is willing to give. Yet even then, he demands more because he knows Wei Wuxian can. Their game of cat and mouse is familiar, and so begins another round. 1/1 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
June 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
If I had a nickel for every time I wrote Sizhui and Xuanyu, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Oddly enough, also for the rare kink buffet. ^^

#writing #serpexwrites #ao3 #mdzs #lansizhui #moxuanyu #rarekinkbuffet
Ignite Me Through The Smoke Serpex Summary: When Mo Xuanyu lazes around and smokes in the apartment wearing nothing but leather pants, Lan Sizhui can't help but want to jump and devour every piece of him. 1/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers. 2/2 Tags—Follow link for full list for screen readers.
June 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
actualserpex.bsky.social
Had to eventually jump on the bovine AUs again except this time it’s with Minotaurs. A-Sang and A-Yao are quite effective when it comes to double teaming Da-ge. ^^

#writing #ao3 #mdzs #niehuaisang #niemingjue #jinguangyao #rarekinkbuffet #serpexwrites
Beguile Me Twice Serpex Summary: Nie Mingjue was getting ready to have a hangout with Lan Xichen. But when he got to his room, he found two little presents waiting for him. His rationality went out the window, and his mind went blank. It was a good thing his body knew what to do. 1/2 Tags — Follow link for full list for screen readers. 2/2 Tags — Follow link for full list for screen readers.
June 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
actualserpex.bsky.social
I really need to play this game more.

#writing #fanfiction #serpexwrites #piofiorefatedmemories #rarekinkbuffet #nicolafrancesca #dantefalzone
“Don’t look so long, fratellino,” Nicola jokes. He straddles Dante and harbors no shame as he rubs his erection against the front of Dante’s slacks. “It’s already two in the morning. You could afford to take a break.” Dante somehow frowns even harder and clicks his tongue. But, he makes no movement to push him away either. Instead, his chest rises and falls as a deep sigh gently leaves his lips. “Do as you wish, Nicola.” Summary: Dante works late into the night, steadily burning the midnight oil. Yet, he is far from alone, and in some perspectives, barely working. Nicola, after all, just insists that he must take a break. He shouldn't, but Dante isn't inclined to deny his cousin either. 1/1 Tags — Follow link for full list for screen readers.
December 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
satanicgoose.bsky.social
Less than 48 hours until the de-anoning of #RareKinkBuffet yayyyy can't wait
April 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
satanicgoose.bsky.social
My #RareKinkBuffet fic count is now 11. I prooobably won't have time to finish another one before the reveal. I still have the Marazhai fic outlined and I'm still blocked / insecure about it but oh well. 11 is a good number and I can do late fills afterwards
April 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM