#Razor
Razor leaf 🍃
October 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Razor sharp focused on the midterms.
November 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
It's a relief that our projected margin to control the House isn't razor-thin because Haley Stevens is gonna flip. Maybe not today. But she *will* flip.

She has no loyalty. Her motivation is only vengeance.
November 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Repost de la Razor Catrina por el día de los muertos.
November 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Candy is so expensive this year, so sorry, just drugs and razor blades for trick-or-treaters.
October 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
PARENTS, REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR CHILDREN'S CANDY FOR DRUGS AND RAZOR BLADES TONIGHT

I lost my drugs and razor blades, please give them back if you find them
October 31, 2026 at 2:23 PM
A Japanese woodworker demonstrates a kanna plane slicing an ultra-thin translucent wood shaving, showcasing the tool's razor-sharp blade and the precision of traditional pull-stroke craftsmanship.

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November 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Don't worry about razor blades in your candy, kids, tariffs made them unaffordable
November 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
ugh fuck I cut myself sliding a razor blade into a fun-sized snickers
November 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Sketch of the day 5
Flustered razor

#slaytheprincess
November 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I was thinking the exact same thing. I understand Occam's Razor and all, but seems like a *wild* coincidence.
November 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I think the Occam's razor explanation is just that she's an attention-seeking dumbass.
The part of me that is good and idealistic does not understand such a betrayal, and the part of me that is evil and conniving does not understand doing it in such a dumb, profitless way.
November 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Just handing our razor blades for Halloween. Can't afford to give out razor blades and candy in this economy
October 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
My kids got like twenty apples with razor blades in them and zero candy.
November 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Yet another example of Chuck Schumer's razor sharp political instincts that he backed this psycho
November 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
barely any razor blades in my
candy this year. times are tough
November 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
“I am not sure the people advising our military have a theory of mind for people in the Middle East” is the Occam’s Razor for much of our worst foreign policy.
October 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I don’t know about y’all but I am *exhausted* from putting fentanyl and razor blades in all of that candy.
October 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
i was shaving my arms in the shower and the razor caught on my scars. i’m 800 days clean this week. i love irony 🫩
November 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
This seems like the Occam's Razor explanation.
November 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i found this in my trick or treat bucket should i check it for razor blades
(an ancient doodle of @purriwinkle.bsky.social lmao)
November 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Occam’s razor tells me she’s getting paid. Sour grapes doesn’t explain all this mess.
November 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
i asked my brother for shaving advice but he's a hairy Viking who may not in fact own a razor, so that was not very helpful
November 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
DANGEROUS AND ILLEGAL.
Tulsa police issue a warning after concealed razor blades were found on campaign signs. #oklahoma
okcfox.com/news/local/t...
Tulsa police warn after concealed razor blades found on campaign signs
The Tulsa Police Department has given a public warning after City of Tulsa employees found concealed razor blades on campaign signs.According to TPD, City of Tu
okcfox.com
November 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
based on this
RAZOR
YouTube video by brackenstripe
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November 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM