#RealMAGAFacts
The Sheriff of Nottingham called Trump’s budget, “A tad harsh.” #RealMAGAFacts
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May 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Lindsey Graham has a ladybug tattoo. 🐞 He wants you to find it. #RealMAGAFacts
March 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
JD Vance to institute hazing rituals at the White House, specifically “light horseplay.” #RealMAGAFacts
March 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Sean Duffy has stopped being polite and started getting fascist. #RealMAGAFacts
February 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Trump’s bronzer is giving Rock of Love contestant, c. 2007. He’s really turning Bret Michaels on. #RealMAGAFacts. #rockoflove #makeup
February 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Dwarfs were responsible for the DCA #planecrash. #RealMAGAFacts
January 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Eric Burlison will withdraw the abortion ban bill if you tell him where the clitoris is. #RealMAGAFacts
January 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have a big reproductive cell! #RealMAGAFacts
January 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Steve Bannon and Elon Musk have that sexy, “Will they/Won’t They, Sam-and-Diane thing. #RealMAGAFacts
January 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pete Hegseth ALWAYS removes his rings before he slaps a woman across the face for giving him “lip.” He’s just that kind of guy.
#RealMAGAFacts
January 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Trump can’t visit LA cuz, ya know, WIND. #RealMAGAFacts
January 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
JD Vance wants to help LA, but the thought of all those couches burning at once is just too much to bear. #RealMAGAFacts
January 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
LA Times owner Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong got his Ph.D in SuckButtology from Trump University. #RealMAGAFacts #latimes #politics #media
December 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Congressman Jim Jordan fights to stop school shootings—they really reduce his dating options.
#RealMAGAFacts #WeDontForget
December 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Tucker Carlson is going for that peachy, glowy look. Very San Tropez. #RealMAGAFacts
December 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Kimberly Guilfoyle has never had plastic surgery and never will. #RealMAGAFacts
December 11, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Tulsi Gabbard just got a sick new sigil tattoo on her left forearm. #RealMAGAFacts #HarryPotter
December 8, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene was the first sentient leather boot in a Party City wig to be elected to Congress. #RealMAGAFacts
December 8, 2024 at 1:53 AM
BREAKING: Steve Bannon is leaving politics to start a skincare line. #RealMAGAFacts
December 6, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Kash Patel suffers from terrible allergic rhinitis, usually at the club. ❄️ #RealMAGAFacts
December 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM
MAGAs were often the “stinky kid” in school. #RealMAGAFacts
December 2, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Melanie Trump vows she will fight to keep #abortion safe and legal for her husband’s mistresses. #RealMAGAFacts
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Pete Hegseth barely holds it together when his goddamn wife burns the goddamn roast. #RealMAGAFacts
December 1, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Typical Saturday night for Baron Trump: Playing the theremin while thinking of the time he squeezed a baby mouse to death in his bare hands. #RealMAGAFacts
November 30, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Harrison Butker is still mad kids called him “Hairy Buttkiss” in middle school. #RealMAGAFacts
November 28, 2024 at 7:23 PM