#Realize
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Think about how dumb the average Republican is; then realize that half of them are dumber than that.
November 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
You all realize the 2028 races start like, tomorrow; so…
November 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
be me
realize I'm a salamander
:3
November 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Didn’t realize NYC and Philly were so close to DC….a collab trip maybe?😈
November 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Oh dang I didn’t realize Leonard Nimoy directed movies
November 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I am deathly attracted to girls who are too stupid to realize they're being manipulated for sex reasons
November 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
November 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Mfw I realize the next BFC isn’t for another 359 days 5 hours and 22 minutes 😭
November 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
gm
October 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You actually realize how much a Job ja affecting you once you have some vacation.
I feel much better already
November 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I realize I am biased by virtue of dating the most beautiful man in the world but like, girl…
November 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Oh shiet I already lost NNN didn’t realize November started yesterday oopsie
November 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I say this in a good way. Realize it could be ambiguous lol
November 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Update: did not realize they drew Guile's nipples
October 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This is wild to say just days before an election. Maybe Trump doesn’t realize he’s saying this stupid shit out loud.
#BlueWaveIn3Days
October 31, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Reminder that you can't get hurt if you realize that Florida will always let us down.
November 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I love how she doesn't realize she's a them in their eyes. A useful them but a them nonetheless.
Jack Nicholson nodding yes
November 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
@sentypurr.bsky.social's tail is always the most dazzling thing ever but you never realize how soft, silky, and fluffy it is until you're wrapped up in it..
November 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Whoa. I didn't realize @opensecrets.org was so lascivious. This is downright obscene! 🫣
www.opensecrets.org/news/2026/11...
November 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Leaving Germany made me realize how very much not normal fully free university is…
November 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Does she realize she endorsed Rogers today?
November 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Oh, bless your heart, Ted. You don't have the self-awareness to realize that Democrats are ahead because of Republicans like you--people who lie and are thoroughly unpleasant.
November 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
yeah I didn't realize the Episcopalians were Anglicans. huh.
November 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM