This is how you get e.g. realtors funding ads against Tom Steyer where they falsely imply that he's pro-ICE. It's not because realtors really really care about immigration rights! The opposite, in fact!
November 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
This is how you get e.g. realtors funding ads against Tom Steyer where they falsely imply that he's pro-ICE. It's not because realtors really really care about immigration rights! The opposite, in fact!
realtors going to have to explain those little holes in the lawn corey
November 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
realtors going to have to explain those little holes in the lawn corey
Realtors in shambles
November 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Realtors in shambles
I suspect Argentinian Realtors have a long list of messages to get back to this morning
November 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I suspect Argentinian Realtors have a long list of messages to get back to this morning
Realtors describe me as having good bones
November 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Realtors describe me as having good bones
I’m guessing he’s only accepting calls from realtors right now
November 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I’m guessing he’s only accepting calls from realtors right now
Realtors, you don't need to include this photo in your listings
November 1, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Realtors, you don't need to include this photo in your listings
For the record, I am a strong supporter of public construction of housing, something we have effectively banned in the US thanks to lobbying from realtors.
November 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
For the record, I am a strong supporter of public construction of housing, something we have effectively banned in the US thanks to lobbying from realtors.
"No, seriously. Realtors are their own species of Old Folk." Matt, Book 5 · Chapter 1. HEXED: A Warden's Troubles is out in 11 days. Pre-order: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HLVR7GMY
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November 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"No, seriously. Realtors are their own species of Old Folk." Matt, Book 5 · Chapter 1. HEXED: A Warden's Troubles is out in 11 days. Pre-order: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HLVR7GMY
#FantasyBooks #BookSky
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November 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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A TON of money was spent to convince people that gutting their city and county government won’t lead to unbearable austerity. Especially from Realtors.
Editorial: Another dozen reasons to vote ‘no’ on Amendment 3
Part 2 of the Sentinel’s list of reasons not to vote for Amendment 3, which would give the Legislature far more authority over local governments’ spending decisions.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
A TON of money was spent to convince people that gutting their city and county government won’t lead to unbearable austerity. Especially from Realtors.
That’s the neat thing - we won’t! And you can thank Florida Realtors who spent 23 million bucks on destroying this state even more.
November 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
That’s the neat thing - we won’t! And you can thank Florida Realtors who spent 23 million bucks on destroying this state even more.
Tough scene for hallmark channel actors and the most off putting realtors in your area
October 31, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Tough scene for hallmark channel actors and the most off putting realtors in your area
DENVER VOTERS:
Realtors, faith leaders, and community organizers agree on this: Denver's kids deserve strong schools.
The Denver Metro Association of Realtors, the Greater Metro Denver Ministerial Alliance, and Denver Democratic Socialists of America are all supporting Denver Ballot Issue 4A.
Realtors, faith leaders, and community organizers agree on this: Denver's kids deserve strong schools.
The Denver Metro Association of Realtors, the Greater Metro Denver Ministerial Alliance, and Denver Democratic Socialists of America are all supporting Denver Ballot Issue 4A.
November 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
DENVER VOTERS:
Realtors, faith leaders, and community organizers agree on this: Denver's kids deserve strong schools.
The Denver Metro Association of Realtors, the Greater Metro Denver Ministerial Alliance, and Denver Democratic Socialists of America are all supporting Denver Ballot Issue 4A.
Realtors, faith leaders, and community organizers agree on this: Denver's kids deserve strong schools.
The Denver Metro Association of Realtors, the Greater Metro Denver Ministerial Alliance, and Denver Democratic Socialists of America are all supporting Denver Ballot Issue 4A.
If any 53 year old pickleball playing realtors ask
November 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
If any 53 year old pickleball playing realtors ask
And yeah, realtors deal with a particular subset of the law. No shade there. But they don't seem likely to have the breadth of legal background needed for a Supreme Court justice.
Supreme Court Justice doesn't seem like an entry-level legal position
Supreme Court Justice doesn't seem like an entry-level legal position
November 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
And yeah, realtors deal with a particular subset of the law. No shade there. But they don't seem likely to have the breadth of legal background needed for a Supreme Court justice.
Supreme Court Justice doesn't seem like an entry-level legal position
Supreme Court Justice doesn't seem like an entry-level legal position
DENVER VOTERS:
Realtors, faith leaders, and community organizers agree on this: Denver's kids deserve strong schools.
The Denver Metro Association of Realtors, the Greater Metro Denver Ministerial Alliance, and Denver Democratic Socialists of America are all supporting Denver Ballot Issue 4A.
Realtors, faith leaders, and community organizers agree on this: Denver's kids deserve strong schools.
The Denver Metro Association of Realtors, the Greater Metro Denver Ministerial Alliance, and Denver Democratic Socialists of America are all supporting Denver Ballot Issue 4A.
November 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
DENVER VOTERS:
Realtors, faith leaders, and community organizers agree on this: Denver's kids deserve strong schools.
The Denver Metro Association of Realtors, the Greater Metro Denver Ministerial Alliance, and Denver Democratic Socialists of America are all supporting Denver Ballot Issue 4A.
Realtors, faith leaders, and community organizers agree on this: Denver's kids deserve strong schools.
The Denver Metro Association of Realtors, the Greater Metro Denver Ministerial Alliance, and Denver Democratic Socialists of America are all supporting Denver Ballot Issue 4A.
When Floridians public services and publicly funded infrastructure start to fail, delay, and deteriorate, we should all remember and thank Florida Realtors who banded together for selfishness and greed.
November 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
When Floridians public services and publicly funded infrastructure start to fail, delay, and deteriorate, we should all remember and thank Florida Realtors who banded together for selfishness and greed.
Thinking about how all of the terrible asshole realtors I've met are sad today is giving me great joy
November 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Thinking about how all of the terrible asshole realtors I've met are sad today is giving me great joy
Realtors should be required by law to disclose if any neighboring homes have chicken coops.
November 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Realtors should be required by law to disclose if any neighboring homes have chicken coops.
In the DC mayoral election, matt yglesias attacked all the yimby orgs for opposing his nimby candidate mcduffie on the grounds that mcduffie was endorsed by the realtors association (😂!) and a big developer who is tight with him 🤔
The really deep pocketed developers tend to be those that are doing just fine under the current system. Opening up our cities to more housing means they lose their competitive advantage.
Part of the reason the "yimbys are just developer shills" line is so funny is that in reality, the real estimate and development industry is far less helpful to the cause than you'd expect
November 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
In the DC mayoral election, matt yglesias attacked all the yimby orgs for opposing his nimby candidate mcduffie on the grounds that mcduffie was endorsed by the realtors association (😂!) and a big developer who is tight with him 🤔
anything for you. if you need a cave with lava in it i know a few good realtors in the area
November 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
anything for you. if you need a cave with lava in it i know a few good realtors in the area
Who is to blame?
Realtors???
Realtors???
November 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Who is to blame?
Realtors???
Realtors???
And the National Association of Realtors keeping company with them.....
October 30, 2026 at 3:44 PM
And the National Association of Realtors keeping company with them.....
@borowitzreport.bsky.social got right on this when rump 1st said it. Read; it's hilarious.
New Mexico Changes Name to “Fuck Trump”
The name-change quickly resulted in a surge in home prices across the state, according to Fuck Trumpan realtors.
www.borowitzreport.com
November 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
@borowitzreport.bsky.social got right on this when rump 1st said it. Read; it's hilarious.