bro didn't even make it to 24 hours of feigned loyalty. we are several months away from JD Vance reciting the Shahada and taking IG selfies in a full Man City kit
November 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
bro didn't even make it to 24 hours of feigned loyalty. we are several months away from JD Vance reciting the Shahada and taking IG selfies in a full Man City kit
Can’t wait until we send them all to the woke reeducation plants and put them in hard labor reciting they/them pronouns
The Plan.
The Plan.
November 4, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Can’t wait until we send them all to the woke reeducation plants and put them in hard labor reciting they/them pronouns
The Plan.
The Plan.
Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare's writing on racist anti-immigration riots in London during his time.
It is excellent.
They have been banging the same drum for 400 years.
It is excellent.
They have been banging the same drum for 400 years.
October 30, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare's writing on racist anti-immigration riots in London during his time.
It is excellent.
They have been banging the same drum for 400 years.
It is excellent.
They have been banging the same drum for 400 years.
Ron MacLean reciting poetry on Sportsnet every Saturday night
November 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ron MacLean reciting poetry on Sportsnet every Saturday night
My partner and I were deliriously reciting "In Xanablue did Bluebla Khan" last night
November 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
My partner and I were deliriously reciting "In Xanablue did Bluebla Khan" last night
One of the last videos Patrick Stewart made reciting some of his favourite lines from Shakespeare.
October 29, 2026 at 9:03 PM
One of the last videos Patrick Stewart made reciting some of his favourite lines from Shakespeare.
November 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
that one girl with the thick-ass twang carefully reciting Gas Pedal lyrics 😭
November 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
that one girl with the thick-ass twang carefully reciting Gas Pedal lyrics 😭
walking past a church as people are leaving while reciting the Handler's Summon: yeah this dog is pretty religious too
November 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
walking past a church as people are leaving while reciting the Handler's Summon: yeah this dog is pretty religious too
I love this post because it is good but also because I often think about emet selch (blisteringly wine-drunk) reciting this to my wol
October 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I love this post because it is good but also because I often think about emet selch (blisteringly wine-drunk) reciting this to my wol
just had the worst art block in a while
October 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
just had the worst art block in a while
As a kid, I was forced to say The Lord’s Prayer immediately after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
November 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
As a kid, I was forced to say The Lord’s Prayer immediately after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
Reciting the list like
October 30, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Reciting the list like
Seeing the light of Islam and reciting the shahada on the streets of Philadelphia
November 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Seeing the light of Islam and reciting the shahada on the streets of Philadelphia
For the rest of his life, every time Elon Musk tries to speak in public, a person with a megaphone should appear and start reciting Ozymandias
November 4, 2026 at 4:56 AM
For the rest of his life, every time Elon Musk tries to speak in public, a person with a megaphone should appear and start reciting Ozymandias
haley stevens reciting “it’s not a sacrifice if you survive it” over and over as she ritually applies makeup before getting in the front seat of a car and opening the front facing camera
November 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
haley stevens reciting “it’s not a sacrifice if you survive it” over and over as she ritually applies makeup before getting in the front seat of a car and opening the front facing camera
yes, I will be frantically reciting some stuff under my breath
November 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
yes, I will be frantically reciting some stuff under my breath
Why have been reciting this passage over and over for two weeks
November 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Why have been reciting this passage over and over for two weeks
that’s right
November 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
that’s right
When I type too fast and skip a bunch of words in my sentences because I assume my brain who is reciting the sentence can keep up with my typing.
November 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
When I type too fast and skip a bunch of words in my sentences because I assume my brain who is reciting the sentence can keep up with my typing.
Man, I'd absolutely love to be paid a living wage for the opportunity to voice-act. But sure, reciting numerous words from off a script is just beyond the pale to ask of somebody.
November 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Man, I'd absolutely love to be paid a living wage for the opportunity to voice-act. But sure, reciting numerous words from off a script is just beyond the pale to ask of somebody.
My greatest weakness? I can never resist reciting the next line of any line from The Emperor's New Groove
November 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
My greatest weakness? I can never resist reciting the next line of any line from The Emperor's New Groove
i am almost certainly going to be reciting r. nachman's tikkun lmao. theyre nice tehillim
November 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
i am almost certainly going to be reciting r. nachman's tikkun lmao. theyre nice tehillim
So fucking lame. Christ. What a small mind to be reciting myths from recent pop culture. Read a history book Jesus.
man some people really took that Little Mermaid casting hard
November 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
So fucking lame. Christ. What a small mind to be reciting myths from recent pop culture. Read a history book Jesus.
I mean FFS, you could hear the pilot reciting the Lord’s Prayer in one snippet. What is wrong with people?!?!?!
November 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I mean FFS, you could hear the pilot reciting the Lord’s Prayer in one snippet. What is wrong with people?!?!?!